Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Dear Madame Zoltar
Hello childrens and welcome to the premier edition of Dear Madame Zoltar, a blog where I respond to your questions and comments submitted by email to firstname.lastname@example.org or posted in the comment section below. I hope to do this every Wednesday, if there’s enough interest.
Today’s first question comes from Avenging Angel, who asks, “Will we ever get a decent Mayor in Racine?”
Dear Avenging: I have consulted my crystal ball concerning this. The short answer is, if you think we have it bad now, just wait . . .
The next query comes from Run Over in Racine, who wants to know, “Why aren’t traffic laws enforced in Racine unless there is an accident?”
Dear ROR: At first I thought this might have something to do with that pesky proactive/reactive thing with the RPD, but imagine my surprise when I called Police Chief Whalen to ask and he replied, “You mean we have to enforce those laws, too? Geez!”
Next, a comment from someone going by the name of BO’B: “You suck.”
Dear BO’B: Thank you for your interest in JT Irregulars.
Finally, I’d like to say something to OrbsCorbs, who submitted an email to me that is not fit to reprint here or anywhere else.
Dear OrbsCorbs: Have you ever considered therapy?
Thank you everyone for reading. Remember to keep those inquiries and comments coming. I have the answers to all of your questions, and I’m willing to sell them to you pretty darn cheap.
Have a psychic day!