Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my magnificent magnolias!  How are you?  The splendiferous show of spring marches on.  More and more trees are budding each day.  Daffodils and tulips are everywhere.  I like the colors of fall, but not as much as I like the blooming of spring.  So beautiful, so vibrant, so full of life.

The big news locally, of course, is the settlement of the Mr. Mayor Dickert slander suit.  The trial was scheduled to start next week.  Instead, a confidential agreement has been reached.  Madame Zoltar knows all and sees all, but I also honor the law and will not reveal any details of the settlement.  I am glad that the lawsuit has ended.  It was tawdry to have our mayor’s soiled linen aired in public like that.  It would be nice if for once in Racine there wasn’t some political or business leader being sued or prosecuted or investigated or arrested.  We are far too small a town to host such a large ensemble of major misfits.  Oh my.

Down from one soapbox and onto another.  Did you know about this?  Every day kids come up with new ways to alter their consciousness.  It’s demon alcohol, but in a new form:
I’ll never look at a bottle of hand sanitizer the same again.  I was at a store and a kid by the shopping cart rack and sanitizer dispenser was staggering.  What’s the matter with this younger generation?  Why can’t they do it the way we did it?  Get someone to buy/steal beer for you and drink it.  Puke.  Repeat.  That’s normal.  That’s what real American kids do. 

Finally, my dears, have you heard about the DNSChanger malware?  You can read about it here:  And you can find out if your computer has it and get rid of it here:

My, what a world we live in.  Danger all around us.  Except here.  Here at the JT Irregulars, I feel safe and loved.  That comes from you, my dear, dear readers.  You provide the love which propels me forward in this cruel world.  Thank you so much for that. 

Personal malware?  Find out here:

Thank you so much for reading my blog.  Have a wondrous week, each and every one of you.  I love you all.  Enjoy the weather and keep thinking, “No frost.  No frost.  No frost.”  Fabulist!


jedwis said...

Mme Z...Thank you for being so P & P and learning me new words every week. And now KK is doing it on her weekly bedroom frolics game. Sorry I need to skedaddle. lol

OrbsCorbs said...

Gee, all that money I spent on booze and I could have been drinking hand sanitizer instead.

Tender Heart Bear said...

That really scares me about the hand sanitizer. What scares me is about Drew's son being a teenager. What if he tries any of this stuff. But there is also a lot of other things people use to get the buzz. The hand sanitizer is just one of the newer ones that we know of.

Mme Z- I am taking some pictures of the trees and flowers around town that are starting to bud and I am going to post them.

SER said...

hand sanitizer, unreal, you can buy a big bottle ot it at walmart for $5.00. I have one....