Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my dears!  How are you?  Most of that nasty white stuff has melted away, but there's still some out there.  Be careful.  I almost fell on my dupa the other day.  Winter has started early and that puts me in a bad mood.

The Packers' performance also put me into a bad mood.  There's all this supposed talent on the team, yet they can't put together two consecutive wins.  Aaron Rodgers should reimbirse the team for the time he didn't play.  I would feel terribly guilty collecting all those millions while I sat at homr "healing."  Trade Rodgers.  He breaks too easily.

Here are the Irregular Football League's standings:

Omg, I've dropped two places while Mr. OrbsCorbs has gained two.  At least I still have a playoff spot.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving.  Hurray!  Señor Zanza will be cooking the turkey.  We have a very traditional meal.  Afterward, Junior is cleaning up.  Hurray!  There's always a ton of leftovers, so let us know what your needs are.  The food will be delicious.

Let's not lose sight of the real meaning of Thanksgiving.  It's a day to give thanks.  Give thanks no matter how embittered you are.  Give thanks you live in the USA and not Africa.  Give thanks for your clothing.  For the roof over your head and the walls that keep out the weather.  Give thanks that you can give thanks.  In some countries, you'd be shut down.

The fires in California have taken hundreds of homes and people  Be grateful that you don't live there.

The list is almost endless.  We are blessed in this country, so very blessed. 

I wish all of you the very best meal.  Happy Thanksgiving!

I love you all.  Enjoy what you can of the weather.  School buses are out, so watch out for them and their passengers.  The days will shorten until the winter solstice, then start to lengthen.  Merry Christmas!
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