Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my dears!  How are you?  I think I'd be doing better if this coronavirus crap was over with.  Some doctors are saying that we'll have to live with different coronaviruses from now on.  Oh my.  I can't handle that.  I'm so sick of wearing my mask and practicing social distancing.  Have you ever tried to read a palm from 6 feet away?  And now there's a national coin shortage.  How this can be blamed on COVID-19 I don't know, but that's what they're doing.  So now I have to round down my customers' bills.  Rounding up would only infuriate them.  Please, please, coronavirus, please go away.

Junior is looking forward to going back to school in the fall, even if it's only a slow phase-in.  That's where he meets girls.  That's all that matters to him.  The opposite sex.  I suppose that's normal for his age.

Of course, Señor Zanza is handling the pandemic with grace and ease.  He's such a doll!  I love him dearly.  Thank you for being you, Señor Zanza.

How about that school board?  RUSD's schools were closed for three months this year and gasoline prices have been plummeting.  Still, RUSD somehow came out spending more on transportation costs.  What kind of idiots run the schools?  This is why we didn't want to give RUSD a billion dollars: they spend our tax dollars like drunken sailors.  I take that back.  I mean drunken sailors high  on dope and officially insane.  Ms. Cruz, the head of the teachers' union, said RUSD wants the police out of our schools.  As it turns out, RUSD does NOT want the police out of our schools.  But that doesn't stop Ms. Cruxz from opening her big mouth.  RUSD is an abysmal failure.  It's time to end RUSD and regroup.  Criminals now run the schools and "educate" our children.  End RUSD NOW!

In other news, Mr. McMayor Cory 'Butterball' Mason pulled some political strings to get the cancellation of his "Safer at Home" initiative blocked.  It must be nice to be king.  It must be nice to have political cronies that you can call on to help you enforce an illegal order on the populace.  Little Mr. Butterball sure showed us.  But he'll never be able to erase the memories of the other kids who tormented him as a child.  Party on, Butterball!  Spend our money like RUSD does.  All hail the little dictator!

Of course, the Kenosha judge hearing the Sandy Weidner case has sealed it again.  We're right back to where we started from, except that Mr. City Attorney Scott 'Shyster" Letteney has spent a few thousand more of our tax dollars on his high class attorney from Milwaukee.  Keep spending our dough, Mr. Shyster.  You are an abominable swine.

At this point, I find it difficult to discern any white collar employees of high moral standards working for the City of Racine.  Apparently, you have to be a criminal to get a job in Mr. Butterball's city.  Only pigs and crooks need apply.  I hate you, Butterball, for what you have done to Racine.  When the scam that is Machinery Row is finally revealed to law enforcement officials, I hope that you go to prison, where little dictators belong.  There you can dictate to Bubba.

Well, that's enough of venting my spleen for today.  Thank you for reading my blog this week.  I appreciate each and every one of you.  Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Please be sure to respect one another.  It's our best hope for peace.
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