Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my balmy beauties! How are you? Hot enough for you? Ha ha, it’s not really hot. It’s not even supposed to get into the 80’s today. That’s next week. We’ll have to settle for the high 70’s today. In March. Oh my.

An early Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you all. Everyone is Irish this Saturday. I will be Madame O’Zoltar. Don’t miss Racine’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade in downtown starting at noon, Saturday, March 17. Green beer will be sold on Monument Square. Mix up a couple quarts of that with corned beef and cabbage in your stomach, then let the fireworks begin. Erin go Bragh!

Do we know who to blame yet for the new format of our comments pages? Give me a name and location, and I can assure you that he/she will suffer a thousand bursting sores. (Sleeping with my ex will have the same effect.)

I received a rather puzzling email from our Mr. Number Six []. He wrote:

Dear Madame Zoltar,

I am not a number, I am a free man!

Number Six

Dear Mr. Number Six, thank you so much for your message. I concur that you probably are not a number, and that you probably are a free man. Thank you, again, for reading my blog. Do not hesitate to contact me again if I can be of any assistance to you. Thank you.

The nice video below is appropriate for the occasion:

Thank you, my leprechauns, for visiting my blog today. I enjoy every moment we spend together. Thank you for reading and thank you for you. You are the only you I know, so you take care of yourself.

Green with envy, or just too much beer?

Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy the gorgeous weather, my friends. Inhale, exhale, cough, cough. It’s going to take time to get into shape. Let’s get going. Psittacism!


SER said...

It’s going to take time to get into shape.

Doctors tell me two more months then I can go back home...woooohoooo

Tender Heart Bear said...

Madame Z- Today my car said it was 79 degrees outside. I could not believe that. I hope everyone has a good day today.

kkdither said...

I have fresh dirt under my fingernails... woo-hoo!!! The parsley and garlic chives are ready to be picked, and it is March. Go figure.

OKIE said...

Do you believe it was warmer up there than here today - only by 2 degrees, but still.
Madame - did you have something to do with that?

As always my fondest regards to you and yours.

OrbsCorbs said...

Happy Saint Patrick's Day to you, Madame O'Zoltar.

Green beer = good.
Green corned beef = not so good.

jedwis said...

Psittacism...hey I resemble that remark! Can I say that Number 6 is Number one in my book, what a guy.

jedwis said...

Gardening rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

OrbsCorbs said...

Very good rule, jedwis.