Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my sweethearts!  How are you?  I'm thinking that I'd better put up a picture of myself wearing a mask or Mr. McMayor Cory 'Butterball' Mason will have me arrested.  Oh my. I'm so sick and tired of this coronavirus.  I've done everything in my power to  mitigate this pandemic.  But I can only do so much.  When and where will it all end?

I don't consider myself to be a conspiracy nut, but this health crisis seems to be manufactured.  When I asked a friend when she thought the pandemic would end, she said, "After the election."  Is this a plot to discredit and confuse President Trump?  Oh my, oh my.

I can't wait for the next stimulus payment.  My business is in the toilet (like so many others) and I need the money.  The last stimulus payment is long gone.  It's expensive to raise a family these days.  I'm tired of eating rice and eggs, the two cheapest foods I can find.  I assume that so are Junior and Señor Zanza.  Poor boys.

How about this heat?  As usual, my electric bill has skyrocketed due to air conditioning.  That puts even more stress on my finances.  It looks like I either swelter or go broke.  What a predicament. 

I promised myself that this blog wouldn't be another tirade against the injustices perpetrated by Mr. McMayor 'Butterball' and his cronies, but it's hard to do.  The criminal activities of our "leaders" in Racine are hard to ignore.  'Butterball' spends our money like a drunken sailor.  It seems like he believes that his election to mayor is a mandate to pee away all of our tax dollars.  He commissions all sorts of ways to waste money, and we don't even hear about most of them.  As Mr. OrbsCorbs would say, "What an oinker!"

I see that Common Council has passed an ordinance that requires us to wear masks for the rest of the year ( . )  Oh mighty aldermen, thank God that you know when the pandemic will end.  Your wisdom is awe inspiring.  You idiocy is the same.  Go to h-e-double-hockey-sticks please.  Your picayune musings are irrelevant.  How many doctors serve on the Common Council?  Yet still they make medical decisions for the entire city.  Pshaw!

Well, in other news, we have a new comet to peer at.  It's called NEOWISE and it passes closest to Earth today.  Here's how to see it:

Thank you so much for reading my blog this week.  I truly appreciate it and I love all of you.  Thank you for being you.

Please be sure to respect one another.  It's our best hope for peace.
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