Saturday, December 13, 2014

Useless Information

Did you know:

Dale Evans was married at the age of 14.

At 15 she gave birth to a baby boy. Shortly after her husband wanted his freedom and they divorced. They were married for 2 years.

Dale was married 4 times, her 4th was to Roy Rodgers.

All about the bass, but better!

Maybe it's just me, 
but I think the voices these guys bring together is amazing, 
by far, my latest favorite group!
Their voices are awesome, and their sense of humor, 
good stuff, 
enjoy!

Full of Cheer by Home Free

This one makes me laugh, 
wait for it, it begins mellow, then gets really good :)

Open Blog - Weekend


Will do.

Friday, December 12, 2014

Weather

Escapees Apprehended

aka; Bowzer and aka; Bowzet (brother and sister) while out in the backyard the two decide to escape. They shimmied under the back fence and where free.

They were not on the lame for long when the long arm of the law (Racine Police), apprehended them and transported them to doggie jail.

The two escapees remained incarcerated for a few days until their bond was posted, which included licenses and shots, for the tune of $250.00.

The are now 'sporting' fancy new collars with their tags attached.

 
 

Four for Fridays

Hello everyone and welcome back! Another Friday is here and it seems like just business as usual.... Guess I'm kinda bummed having to work the ENTIRE weekend. Need the money, though. Anyways, your questions....

1) Have you ever gone ice fishing?

2) When was the last time you had a haircut?

3) What is your favorite Christmas carol?

4) What is your favorite color of Christmas lights?

Enjoy your weekend!

Open Blog - Friday


Looking good.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Christmas Decorations 2014 Pt 2!

Yes I do have more Christmas Decoration pictures to share with everyone. I have been busy going out and seeing what pictures I can get to share with everyone. There is one thing I did miss and that was the Holiday Train that came through. Drew and I went Sunday to see it but the traffic was just so crazy and no place to park the car but about a mile away. I am sorry I could not get any picture of the train.

There is one good thing coming next week for everyone and that is Drew and I are going to Candy Cane Lane this weekend to get pictures to share with everyone. Here are some pictures that we have gotten to share with you.

                                             This picture was taken on Hwy 32 in Cudahy Wi.

                                          This picture was taken on Hwy 75 in Kansasville Wi.

                                      This was picture taken on Campus Drive Wind Point Wi.

                                      This picture was taken on Superior Street Milwaukee Wi.

                                    This picture was taken on Taylor Street Elmwood Park Wi.

                                           This picture was taken on Illinois Street Racine Wi.

I hope everyone is enjoying the pictures and there are more to come. I hope you enjoy your week and I have cookies to go and make.

Dear Madame Zoltar



Madame Zoltar is taking the day off to shop some more. 

Open Blog - Wednesday


Happy Half-Assed Day!

Friday, December 5, 2014

What's on the Menu!

Well it is that time of the year and I thought that I would start to share with you some of my Christmas Cookie recipes. I know two people can tell you about the cookies that I make and they are Drew and Daddy Orbs. I thought I would start out with one of my favorites to make because it is one that I really like.

                                                        Holiday Bars

2 1/2 cups flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 cup butter
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/4 cup sugar
1-12 ounce bag chocolate chips
1 cup chopped walnuts
16 maraschino cherries
16 spearmint leaves

Mix butter and sugar together very well, then add vanilla and egg. Then add baking soda and flour and mix well add chocolate chips and mix add chopped walnuts. Spray cookie sheet and press out the dough on the cookie sheet bake at 350 oven for 25-30 minutes.

While that is baking cut spearmint leaves in half then turn them side ways and cut them in half again. You should have four pieces of each spearmint leave place them a side. Then drain the cherries and cut them in half and place them a side.

When you bring the cookie out of the oven take to pieces of the spearmint leave and make a V out of it and then place a half piece of the cherry in the middle to make a holly. Make it evenly to use all of your spearmint leaves and cherries. Then when it cools cut it evenly around your hollies to get the bars. You will get 32 bars.

I hope everyone enjoys this recipe.

                                            

Four for Fridays

Hello everyone and welcome back to Four for Fridays! Except for a few bumps, this week has been rolling on along... Kind of quickly, if you ask me.  Anyways, your questions...

1) What is your favorite kind of Christmas decoration?

2) Are you finished with your Thanksgiving leftovers, yet?

3) What cartoon character do you identify yourself with?

4) Would you want to view Earth from outer space?

Enjoy your weekend!

Open Blog - Friday


Have a good day.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Christmas Decorations 2014!

Yes it is that time already with everyone out shopping and decorating their homes with all the beautiful decorations and light. So that only means one thing I am out there in the cold taking pictures of all the beautiful home with the decorations and lights.

Before I show you my first set of Christmas pictures I have a little story about this house to tell you. On the way home Saturday from Richard Bong State Recreational Area we went through Kansasville on Hwy 11 to stop and take some Christmas pictures and this man was still setting some decorations up and he was really nice and moved out of the was for the pictures. After taking some pictures the man came up to the car and said he was putting more up to stop by anytime to take more pictures of what we didn't get and we could park in his driveway to get out of the car and walk around his yard to take the pictures. The man said he is retired and he does this for his wife and  the ladies at the bank are asking him when he was going to get the decorations up. So I let the man know why I was talking the pictures and gave him one of the cards I have for the JTI's site so he can look our site up and see the pictures of his decorations on here. He was so glad I told him about the reason I was taking the pictures and giving him the card and he said he was going to look our site up. Here are pictures of the house-











Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my still-stuffed pilgrims!  How are you?  It looks like the cold is here to stay.  Mumble, grumble, gripe, and groan.  It’s time to put on my winter face, which consists mostly of a frown.  I betcha we get another crazy, cold winter.  Let’s go for the record, whatever it is.  More ice, cold, snow.  We can do it!

At least there’s good news in Packerland.  Last week, the Green Bay Packers took down the New England Patriots.  Next up is the Atlanta Falcons on Monday, December 8, 7:30 PM at Lambeau Field.  Pulverize them, Pack.

In the Irregular Football League, we’re already into our quarterfinals.  The Screaming Psychics still have a fighting chance.  I predict that we’ll come from behind and be the champions.

The hustle and bustle of this time of year can get on the nerves of some people.  Personally, I’ve already had it with Christmas music wherever I go.  And it seems that wherever I go, I invariably hear “Jingle Bell Rock” by one of a half dozen different artists.  It is embedded into my mind for the rest of the month, I know.  My brain will be mush by the New Year.

I’ve been out shopping a couple of times, and the crowds were generally well behaved.  As I understand it, by opening on Thanksgiving night, most of the rowdies were gone by Black Friday.  Yes, you still get the occasional elbow in the gut, or someone steps on your toes, but it’s not like Armageddon.

Now there’s an answer to the burning question, “Do people just forget how to drive on snow?” -  http://www.thenorthwestern.com/story/news/local/2014/11/29/people-just-forget-drive-snow/19666759/ The answer is being provided by UW-Whitewater psychology professor David Havas.  The answer? Yup.  I watch this happen every year and just shake my head.

They say that driverless cars will take care of all of our driving needs.  I know that Google and some automakers are conducting tests on driverless cars.  They sound spooky to me.  I think that artificial driving is still well in our future.  The skills are too complex for a machine to master (for now).  I think it’d be neat to hop into my driverless car and say, “Milwaukee,” while I read the newspaper, watch TV, work online, whatever.

That’s it for this week, my loving dears.  Keep your eyes peeled for icy spots.  Slow down around school buses.  Bask in the radiance of the season.


I love you all,
Madame Zoltar® 

"Man puts on two stones after drinking 300 cans of coke"



Pffft! Amateur.

Open Blog - Wednesday


I can't wait.

Friday, November 28, 2014

"Black Friday 1983 vs. NOW - 'People' vs. Animals"



http://www.onpointpreparedness.net/

Any Black Friday injuries reported yet for this year?

Useless Information


 
Did you know:
 
When the Panama Canal was being built people were dying so fast, at an average of 500 per day from malaria and other diseases they ran out of graves.
 
So the French bought 55 gallon drums from Cuba, put the dead bodies in the barrels and sold them throughout Europe as medical cadavers which in turn helped pay for the digging of the canal.

Four for Fridays

Hello everyone and welcome back! It's my weekend off from work, therefore I'm finally am relaxing.... It's great! Anyways, your questions....

1) What are you the most thankful for Thanksgiving?

2) Do you shop on Black Friday?

3) What is your favorite part of your Thanksgiving meal?

4) How often do you watch the weather forecast?

Enjoy your weekend!

Open Blog - Black Friday


Shop till you drop.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Wish me luck!

This lady had me laughing, I can only imagine
what this is going to be like to tackle, wish me luck!
UPDATED 
This one is mine, I'm surprised I did ok!
I think I tried making the cavity too open, it kept sagging, I had to go outside and hold it til it cooled enough to hold it's own til I could stuff it - 
 

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my Chilly Willies.  How are you?  I’m not dreaming of a white Thanksgiving, but I think we have no choice.  Last year, it wasn’t until December before winter unleashed its fury upon us.  The winter solstice is a month away.  This is supposed to be fall weather.  Tell that to the Buffalo residents who received up to 7 feet of snow.  What do you do in 7 feet of snow?  What can you do?  The people must be burrowing tunnels like hamsters.

Our vaunted and god-like Green Bay Packers beat the snot out of the Minnesota Vikings this past week.  Expect more of the same this week when the Packers take on the New England Patriots on Sunday, November 30, 7:25 3.25 PM (thank you, Ms. OKIE), at Lambeau Field.  Massacre them, Packers!

In the Irregular Football League, my Screaming Psychics are still near the bottom of the heap.  I guess that’s what I get for cutting their pay just before the holidays.  Start winning and we’ll start making some money.

Of course, I must say Happy Thanksgiving tomorrow!  Most of you ladies have spent days in preparation for this.  God bless us all and don’t forget to count your blessings.  Turkey and all that are a great part of the tradition, but don’t forget to say, “Thank you.”

There’s just the three of us this year, so I’m not cooking a big bird, just a 10 pounder.  That’s still plenty to get us stuffed and thankful. 

Here’s a personal admission: I can’t stand all of the Christmas music wherever I go.  I find it tedious and tiresome to hear the same old songs over and over.  I think stores and restaurants should go with their regular music programming and then intersperse Christmas songs here and there.  We know what time of the year it is.  We don’t need constant reminders from dunning songs. 

Can we talk?  What about Bill Cosby?  Yes or no?

And what about Black Friday, which is becoming Black Thanksgiving evening?  Are you partaking?  Soon, Black Friday will come right after Labor Day.

That’s it for this week, my loves.  I appreciate all of my readers.  We are all one.

Stay alert for winter conditions and drive safely.  As always, watch out for the children.

Love,
Madame Zoltar®

Open Blog - Wednesday


Why not what?

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

My 6th Week at the VA - Union Grove...

I ended up with a whole new dimension to my job as a Unit Coordinator out at the VA retirement home in Union Grove. Not only am I doing much better (though still room for improvement, trust me), I'm also my own receptionist for the building, and, as if that weren't a good enough in being multidimensioned tasks, I had a young man come in with home made Thanksgiving cards for the Veterans.

So, anyway, he introduces himself as being from Shepherd's College. He asks if I'd heard of that college. I said, as a matter of fact, no. Well, come to find out, it's an actual college in Union Grove, not too far from the VA. It's for special needs adults, and they take in those who need to learn anything from daily living skills to horticulture and culinary arts. Pretty cool.

Anyway, I typed up a nice letter from me on behalf of the veterans and staff. So now, I'm sharing their information in case you know people who could benefit from this college for those who may need extra help getting into the regular world.
Official Website: http://www.shepherdscollege.edu/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shepherdscollege
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shepherdscollge
Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/shepherdscollge/

And of course, my favorite type of site, Blogger: http://shepherdscollegeblog.blogspot.com/
Please check them out, I feel like I am some sort of Ambassador. Pretty neat.

To my friends here with the Irregulars, have a very happy Thanksgiving!

Open Blog - Tuesday


Don't eat yellow snow.

Monday, November 24, 2014

"Letter That Inspired Kerouac's 'On the Road' Found"

By JOHN ROGERS Associated Press 

"It's been called the letter that launched a literary genre -- 16,000 amphetamine-fueled, stream-of-consciousness words written by Neal Cassady to his friend Jack Kerouac in 1950.

"Upon reading them, Kerouac scrapped an early draft of 'On The Road' and, during a three-week writing binge, revised his novel into a style similar to Cassady's, one that would become known as Beat literature.

"The letter, Kerouac said shortly before his death, would have transformed his counterculture muse Cassady into a towering literary figure, if only it hadn't been lost.

"Turns out it wasn't, says Joe Maddalena, whose Southern California auction house Profiles in History is putting the letter up for sale Dec. 17. It was just misplaced, for 60-some years."



I know this doesn't mean anything to most of you, but it's wonderful news to me.

I love you, Jack.

Open Blog - Monday


Have a good one.

Friday, November 21, 2014

"Epic World-Record Truck Jump by EMC and Lotus F1 Team"



Damn!

This is for Madame Zoltar!

Yes Madame Z we have a special one just for you. I was wondering is this the Ex Mr. Zoltar? If so we know where he is and I will let you know. A family member has found his so you can start to get your child support again for Junior. Here is a picture of him-


Four for Fridays

Hello everyone and welcome back! It has been a tough week for me.... It's a wonder that I'm surviving it. Looking forward to leaving the madness behind and getting some rest, Anyways, your questions...

1) What subject are you better at, math or English?

2) What are your plans for Thanksgiving?

3) What is the farthest you have traveled to spend Thanksgiving with?

4) Who is the funniest person you know?

Enjoy your weekend!

Open Blog - Friday


Smile away, you chubby-cheeked chubby cheeks.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

"Deontay Wilder fights a fan for getting 5,000 Likes on Facebook"



Laugh out loud.

"Mother says girl shot in head 'winning the battle'"

From The Journal Times.com:



"MILWAUKEE — Four-year-old Ja’Nyela Marsh-Highshaw is awake and even communicating after suffering a gunshot wound to her head on Nov. 5.

“'They’re calling it a miracle,' mother Janikka Marsh said from the intensive care unit at Children’s Hospital of Wisconsin in Milwaukee on Wednesday evening, Nov. 19. 'Her neurosurgeon said she’s winning the battle.'

"Ja’Nyela was smiling, using sign language and breathing on her own. Her medically induced coma ended Saturday, Nov. 15, and her feeding and breathing tubes had been removed on Tuesday, Nov. 18.

“'It’s been trying,' Marsh said. 'It’s been a test of faith and I hope we both pass.'”

Read more:  http://journaltimes.com/news/local/mother-says-girl-shot-in-head-winning-the-battle/article_cd4d62db-ff6f-519d-b830-40c29190c2d5.html


God bless Ja’Nyela.  What a nightmare.  A 4-year-old is sitting on grandpa's lap when bullets rip through the house, one of them striking her in the head.

What the hell is the matter with us?  Why do monsters keep popping up all over the place?

Unfortunately, the 5-year-old girl shot in the head in Milwaukee didn't make it.

I don't want to be part of this world.

Alltime10s Thursdays

Open Blog - Thursday


Groan.