Tuesday, March 24, 2020

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Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick suggests he, other seniors willing to die to get economy going again

“Those of us who are 70 plus, we’ll take care of ourselves. But don’t sacrifice the country,” Patrick told Tucker Carlson.

Dan Patrick, Texas’ Republican lieutenant governor, on Monday night suggested that he and other grandparents would be willing to risk their health and even lives in order for the United States to “get back to work” amid the coronavirus pandemic.
“Those of us who are 70 plus, we’ll take care of ourselves. But don’t sacrifice the country,” Patrick said on Fox News’ “Tucker Carlson Tonight.”
His comments followed President Donald Trump’s statements about the country returning to business in weeks rather than months.
Patrick, who said he will turn 70 next week, said that he did not fear COVID-19, but feared that stay-at-home orders and economic upheaval would destroy the American way of life.
“No one reached out to me and said, 'As a senior citizen, are you willing to take a chance on your survival in exchange for keeping the America that America loves for its children and grandchildren?' And if that is the exchange, I'm all in,” Patrick said.
Millions of people across the country have been ordered to stay at home except to conduct essential business. Health experts have said limiting social interaction is the best way to slow the spread of infection and reduce the chance of overwhelming medical professionals and facilities.
Some cities and counties in Texas have such orders, but there is no statewide shelter-in-place policy.
Texas has more than 800 confirmed cases of COVID-19 and at least five deaths related to the virus.

The scariest thing Anthony Fauci said about Trump




CNN) - In a matter of just weeks, National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Director Anthony Fauci has become something of a comfort blanket for many Americans.
Amid the ups and downs of President Donald Trump's reactions to the coronavirus epidemic, Fauci has been a steady, calming and honest presence about the nature and extent of the threat to American lives.
Which brings me to something Fauci said about Trump in a remarkably candid interview with Science Magazine on Sunday. Here's the exchange (bolding mine):
Reporter: You've been in press conferences where things are happening that you disagree with, is that fair to say?
    Fauci: Well, I don't disagree in the substance. It is expressed in a way that I would not express it, because it could lead to some misunderstanding about what the facts are about a given subject.
    Now, Fauci is being as polite as he can be here. But make no mistake, what he's saying is this: Trump says things at these daily coronavirus task force press conferences that are not true.
    That's a very, very bad thing.
    Whether it's his claims that the FDA had approved an anti-malarial vaccine to be used to treat coronavirus (they hadn't), his insistence that things are getting better (the US surgeon general said Monday "this week it's going to get bad") or his claim that GM and Ford are making ventilators (they aren't), there's a demonstrated pattern of untruth here by the President.
    Which, in normal circumstances, is bad. But in a crisis like the one caused by the coronavirus pandemic, the ability to trust our leaders is paramount.
      If the President is expressing himself in ways that "could lead to some misunderstanding about what the facts are about a given subject" (in Fauci's words) then the possibility of misinformation being pushed to the public is high. And that misinformation could cost lives.
      The Point: Trump's casual relationship with the truth isn't new. But these circumstances are. And they make what he is doing much more dangerous.

      The majority of Milwaukee coronavirus cases are middle-aged African American men who may have thought they weren't at risk, officials say

      From JSOnline:

      , Milwaukee Journal Sentinel



      The majority of confirmed coronavirus cases in the city of Milwaukee involve middle-aged African American men, Health Commissioner Jeanette Kowalik said Monday.
      Kowalik did not offer a specific number or percentage but said the majority of the city's confirmed cases — 158 in total as of Monday afternoon — are middle-aged African American men.
      The first three Milwaukee patients reported to have died after contracting coronavirus were all African American men in their 50s or 60s. The men who died had underlying conditions like chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, or COPD, diabetes, hypertension (high blood pressure) or heart problems.
      Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett said a lot of the people who have tested positive in Milwaukee, particularly on the city's north side, had not traveled abroad.
      Health officials are working on "communicating as fast as we can and as deeply as we can into these neighborhoods to let people know that this is not just about people who had been in China," Barrett said. "This is about something that's here right now."
      Kowalik said officials are concerned that the initial focus on coronavirus cases in other countries and its connection to overseas travel gave many people the perception that coronavirus wouldn't affect them.
      The thinking was, she said, "'I'm not going there,' or 'I don't know anyone that goes there' and 'I'm not traveling, so I don't have to worry about it.'"

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      No Refunds: Costco Hoarders Discover They Can't Return Toilet Paper

      From ZeroHedge:




      Panic hoarders who rushed into Costco to buy years-worth of toilet paper are finding themselves out of luck when it comes to the big-box store's typically generous return policy.
      Those who have regrets after realizing that COVID-19 isn't a 'pooping disease' were met with signs at various Costco locations informing them that they won't be able to return all that toilet paper, paper towels, sanitizing wipes, water, rice and lysol they bought in anticipation of a societal collapse, according to brobible.
      lmao Costco basically saying y’all wanted to be extra, y’all gonna deal with your millions of toilet paper all over your house

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      Enjoy your lifetime supply of toilet paper and wipes you crazy ! is not taking any more returns. Better start figuring out what you are gonna do with 10 bags of rice you bought!

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      Costco, meanwhile, may have over-bought in anticipation of sustained demand which has petered out.

      It looks like "the whole toilet-paper craze has calmed down," tweeted one shopper.
      Guess the whole toilet-paper craze has calmed down. Quiet morning at Costco.

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