Friday, April 7, 2017

Four for Fridays!

I just can not believe that it is Friday already. It feels like we just came home from up north and trying to get the house in order. Also a next weekend is Easter already and we will be going back up north again.

Here are your questions-

1) What is the first game show you remember watching on t.v.?

2) What game show do you watch on t.v.?

3) What is the worst game show you have ever seen on t.v.?

4) What game show would you like to be on?

Have a great weekend and enjoy the nice weather we are going to have.

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Oh, hell yes!

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hi, gang!  How are you?  I'm demented.  This damp, gray weather is getting to me.  Come on, it's April already.  Enough with the snow and ice and freezing weather.  Daffodils and tulips are popping up everywhere.  The Winter of 2016-17 was a bust.  Now please leave.  Spring needs some room to grow.

John Dickert is resigning.  Or not.  He won't give a specific date. I suspect it will be a day or two before the FBI announces indictments against him.  God, I hope so.  I don't want to believe that lies and cons pay off.  Does he get any sort of retirement money from the city when he retires from lying and stealing?  Gee, I can't believe he'd ever stop.  John Dickert means skullduggery.  He means unfair labor practices and lies, lies, lies.  When confronted with a lie, he lies again.  Maybe we should start a nationwide contest to find the lyingest mayor in the USA.  It would be a great event.  It would bring people from all over the USA to Racine.

But, noooo.  Dickert would never allow it.  There's thousands of money-making schemes for Racine, but Dickert won't allow them because he doesn't get a piece of the action or they embarrass him or both.  Watch some TV shows and get some ideas.  The search for a new city administrator should have been handled in this way,  but Dickert needed a hand-picked criminal to fill the post.  He will run the city whenever Dickert eventually steps down.  Kind of scary, isn't it?  A non-elected, non-Racinean running the city, I'm sure at Dickert's behest.  Oh my, isn't there some way to prevent this constitutional violation?

All sorts of people are leaving their city positions all of a sudden.  That seems to indicate that something big is coming down the pike that would have knocked their lying asses off of the rails of good government.  I hope that the FBI tracks down every single one of you pieces of shit and prosecutes to the fullest capacity.  Lying liars deserve Lying Liars Court, where everyone lies all of the time and the defendants don't have a chance.

Unless, of course, if your last name is Johnson.  A billionaire pedophile.  That's the perfect symbol for Racine.  Absolutely PERFECT!  Racine hates its children and putting this monster on the loose amongst them should assure some results.  Maybe he could visit every class in RUSD to make his picks.  Oh, the possibilities are endless.

Of course, that's if you tell the truth.  When you lie, the possibilities continue to narrow down until you find yourself lying to protect your lies, right lying John?

Thank you for reading my blog today.  I love my readers.  I love my commentators.  I love just about everybody except for criminals, caught or otherwise.  Thank you for stopping by to give my blog a look.  I hope you return.  I'm here every Wednesday (almost).  I'm considering a run for mayor if Dickert ever really steps down.

Why are we bankrupting the city to build apartments and an arena? Ask madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com

I thought Easter was this Sunday, but Ms. Tender Heart Bear straightened me out: it's next Sunday.  This Sunday is Palm Sunday.  That's the day when Catholic priests check the palms of members to see if any fuzz is growing there, indicating masturbation.  Man, you can't put one by the Church, can you?
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Happy Wednesday!

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

"Fock It To Me"

From The Shepherd Express:

By Art Kumbalek 1 hour ago
 
 
I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? You know, what with these despotic days we’re having in the Land of the Free, sometimes a guy or gal really has to take a break from watching the news, reading the news, listening to the news, thinking about the news. And so the other night I drifted on the ocean of channels flooding my TV and landed on reruns of the late ’60s numero uno hit, “Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In.” And later, I dreamt about it. It went something like this:

A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a deserted island. After a few days he decides to reconnoiter the island. He discovers that the only other inhabitants are sheep. He recalls how his farm buddies would brag how they would screw sheep for kicks and he says to himself: “I’ll never be that desperate.”

Sooooo, a few weeks pass and he can’t get those sheep out of his mind, so soon he’s sneaking up on the flock. Just as he’s about to pounce on a really cute one, his dog grabs his leg and won’t let go. He snaps to, and thanks the dog for keeping him from making a fool of himself. This same scene happens every night for a month and the guy is really getting pissed at the dog.

Suddenly one day, the man spies a life raft bobbing in the surf. In the raft is a beautiful young girl near death. He takes her back to his hut revives her and nurses her to health. After a few days the girl is feeling fine, and that evening a rush of gratitude sweeps over her.

She confronts the man: “I owe you my life. I’m yours forever. I’ll do anything you want.”

“Anything?”

“Anything!!”

And the guy says, “OK, hold that dog for ten minutes!” Ba-ding!

[8th note] Da Da Da da-da Da [8th note]

Two old friends meet each other on the street. The one says to the other, “What brings you my way today, after so long?” The other says, “I’m coming from the cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law.” The one says, “I’m sorry to hear the news. But why is your face scratched all over?” And the other says, “The burial was difficult. She put up a hell of a fight.” Ba-ding!

[8th note] Da Da Da da-da Da [8th note]

Four retired guys are walking down a street in Sun City, Ariz. They turn a corner and see a sign that says “Old Timer’s Bar: ALL DRINKS 10 CENTS!” So they go inside, and the old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, “Come on in and let me pour one for you! What’ll it be, gentlemen?”

The bar seems to be fully stocked, so the men all ask for a martini. In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis—shaken not stirred—and says, “That’ll be 10 cents each, please.”

The four men can’t believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced and the bartender says, “That’s 40 more cents, gents.” They pay up but their curiosity is more than they can stand. They’ve each had two martinis, and so far spent less than a dollar. One of the men says, “How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?”

Bartender says, “Here’s my story. I’m a retired tailor from Brooklyn, and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $50 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime—wine, liquor, beer, all the same.”

The four men sipped their martinis and couldn’t help but notice three other guys at the end of the bar who didn’t have a drink in front of them, and hadn’t ordered anything the whole time they were there. One man gestures at the three without drinks and asks the bartender, “What’s up with them?” Bartender says, “They’re from Wisconsin. They’re waiting for happy hour.” Ba-ding!

[8th note] Da Da Da da-da Da [8th note]

So this teacher walks to the blackboard one day and notices someone had written the word “penis” in tiny letters. She turns to the class, scans the faces for a guilty one, no such luck, so she quickly erases the highly offensive word and begins class.

Next day, teacher walks into class and notices in larger letters this time, that word “penis” on the blackboard again. She looks around the classroom for the culprit unsuccessfully, so erases the word and begins another butt-boring lesson. And every day for a week, teacher sees the same word on the blackboard, written larger than the day before. Her prosecutorial efforts remain constant.

Finally comes the day the teacher enters but instead of seeing “penis” on the blackboard, reads the following, “Hey Teach’, lesson for the day: The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.” Ba-ding!

[8th note] Da Da Da da-da Da [8th note]

Say good night, Artie. “Good night, Artie” ’cause I’m Art Kumbalek and I told you so.



"NASA at Saturn: Cassini's Grand Finale"



Published on Apr 4, 2017

"The final chapter in a remarkable mission of exploration and discovery, Cassini's Grand Finale is in many ways like a brand new mission. Twenty-two times, NASA's Cassini spacecraft will dive through the unexplored space between Saturn and its rings. What we learn from these ultra-close passes over the planet could be some of the most exciting revelations ever returned by the long-lived spacecraft. This animated video tells the story of Cassini's final, daring assignment and looks back at what the mission has accomplished.

"The Cassini mission is a cooperative project of NASA, ESA (the European Space Agency) and the Italian Space Agency. The Jet Propulsion Laboratory, a division of the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena, manages the mission for NASA's Science Mission Directorate, Washington. For more information about Cassini's Grand Finale, please visit https://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/grandfinale"

"Babysitting dog never had to be taught how to love baby(Charlie the beagle)"

Stranger than Fiction

(AP) - Steve Eve, 40, of Gladstone, AZ was recently confronted by a mother bear with two cubs while he was out camping.  "I peed my shorts," Eve says.  "I didn't move and I didn't even realize that I was pissing."

The bear seemed very interested in Eve's wet shorts, then she gave a snort and ran off with her cubs.  After some experimenting, Eve realized that all the bears he tested were driven off by his urine.  He would pee onto some rags in a Ziploc bag and head out.  As soon as he saw a bear, he unlocked the Ziploc bag and threw the pee-soaked rags at it.  Every single one was driven off.

Eve is now marketing his urine as a bear deterrent.  He calls it "Steve's Pee."

Eve says, "Never go out into the wilderness without a bottle of Steve's Pee, or take me along."  Eve says that if you take him along, he will provide his own beer, but you must provide the food.

Our Trip Up North!

This past weekend Drew and I went up north to help my older daughter move from her friends house to her new apartment. My son and his family, and a friend of my kids helped her move also. With everyone's help it really went easy. We did have one mishap that was something being handed to Drew and he pulled a muscle in his shoulder but he is doing good. In between packing the truck and going to her new apartment we had to wait to get the key so we had  a picnic at a park.

We did spend the weekend at Drew's parents and we did get to sit and talk with them. We had a good time and we were able to see his sister and brother in law too. I just feel bad because the time we have with them is short but we try to make the most of it with them.

Here are some pictures to share.

                      This is the sunrise Saturday morning on the way to move my daughter.

                                            Everyone sitting and having lunch at the park.

                                                                The Grandkids eating.

                               The Grandkids moving their aunt into her new apartment.

                                            Our Granddaugher inside the moving truck.   
                                       
                                                 Our Grandson inside the moving truck.




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Friday, March 31, 2017

Four for Fridays!

I am sorry I am posting this late this morning I had to go and do some errands because we are going up north again. This time we are moving my older daughter and we are going to stay at Drew's parents house. This is going to be a busy weekend but nice to see my two older kids, grandkids and Drew's parents.

Here are your questions!

1) Have you ever had a house that flooded?

2) Have you ever been out in a real bad rain storm?

3) Have you ever been in a town that a tornado has gone through?

4) Would you rather have rain or snow?

I hope everyone has a great weekend!

Open Blog - Friday


The French could ruin even a Friday.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Miscellaneous


I like this guy.  Having had 12 years of Catholic schooling, I've seen a few popes.  Pope Francis is the best of them by far.  He has repeatedly apologized and asked for forgiveness from those abused by the Church.  He smiles a lot and likes to wander out ihto the crowds.  He constantly stresses the work of Jesus Christ with the sick and the poor.  And he'll wear a sombrero to show to people that he is one of them.   Thank God, er, Pope Francis, um, whoever.

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my do-bees and don't-bees!  How are you?  Bees are in decline everywhere.  Bees do so much pollinating of crops, etc.  If we lose them, we lose a major part of our food production and distribution.  While many say pollution and the stress on their habitats are keeping bee numbers down, I think it's a plot by UFOs to starve us out of our planet.  Don't laugh.  I've had a lot worse than little green men appear at my door at 3 AM.  Whatever the cause of these bees 'decline, we must find it or pay through the nose for bee pollinated foods and flora.  Read up on building a bee friendly backyard.  Let's march on Congress saying that we want a more bee friendly environment in the USA.  I think releasing a thousand honey bees in the halls of Congress is a good way to put an exclamation point on our demands.

How about the announcement from Mr. Mayor Lying John that he's stepping down as mayor in the summer?  By then, his hand-picked, thrice-fired choice for City Administrator will be there to step up as temporary mayor.  I wouldn't be surprised if the mayor is receiving kickbacks on this even after he's left office.  Fine work, gentleman.

Here's a video from the "Talking Racine" guys.  It should be shown hourly on local TV and video outlets.  



Tax dollars bought these properties, but they don't belong to us.  It's the new Dickertian math.  This math allows you to buy almost anything with tax dollars, if you're part of the gang.  Watching this made me ill.

A complete failure to protect  the people of Racine and their money.  Just plain looting of the public's funds.

I hope I live to see a day when the Dickerts and whoever else is involved in the fraud get nailed in court.  We can only wait and hope.

Meanwhile, Gateway is out there and does a great job of recruiting.  If you want to learn hands-on, Gateway is your choice. Thank you all for your efforts today.
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No, thanks. I'd rather put my money in a paper shredder.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

"amazing eagles in dutch harbor"



Now, that's what I call "feeding the birds."

The Root River!

Yesterday I decided to go and take a look at the Root River on 5Mile Rd. I know with all the rain we have been getting the river was high when I was going back and forth taking Drew to work. So I decided to take some pictures of how high the river has gotten so I could share them with everyone. I also had a Robin just sitting there posing for a picture.




Open Blog - Tuesday


That looks so good that I had to make some coffee...

Sunday, March 26, 2017

"Pot for pets: Owners treating sick animals with cannabis"

From: Chicago Tribune 

Lynne Tingle administers a cannabis based medicinal treatment to a dog at the Milo Foundation pet adoption center in Richmond, Calif.
(Ben Margot / AP)


Associated Press

March 8, 2017, 6:54 AM San Francisco

"Michael Fasman's 12-year-old dog, Hudson, limps from pain caused by arthritis and an amputated toe, but Fasman doesn't want to give her painkillers because 'they just knock her out.'

"So the San Francisco resident has turned to an alternative medicine that many humans use to treat their own pain and illness: marijuana.

"On a recent morning, Fasman squeezed several drops of a cannabis extract onto a plate of yogurt, which the Portuguese water dog lapped up in seconds. It's become part of Hudson's daily routine.

"'We think it's really lifted her spirits and made her a happier dog,' Fasman said. 'It's not that she's changed. She's just back to her good old self.'

"As more states legalize marijuana for humans, more pet owners are giving their furry companions cannabis-based extracts, ointments and edibles marketed to treat everything from arthritis and anxiety to seizures and cancer.

"Most of these pet products, which aren't regulated, contain cannabidiol or CBD, a chemical compound found in cannabis that doesn't get pets or humans high. They contain little or no tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, the cannabis compound known for its psychoactive effects.

"But veterinarians say there isn't enough scientific data to show cannabis is safe and effective for treating animals. Although medical marijuana is legal in 28 states, it remains illegal under federal law, so there has been relatively little research into its potential medical benefits for humans or animals."

Read more: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-pot-for-pets-20170308-story.html

Man has been smoking dope for like 40,000 years, but that's not enough "scientific data."

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Stranger than Fiction

Rumors recently have circulated widely and wildly, online and off, that Donald Trump is an extraterrestrial.

When confronted with the accusations, Mr. Trump grew two small antennas and disappeared.

Open Blog - Weekend


Will do.

Friday, March 24, 2017

Stranger than Fiction

Wilt Morris of Allenstown, PA, likes to take long walks in the woods.  Recently, he was met with a bear in his path.  Wilt didn't move and neither did the bear.  After a few fearsome seconds, Wilt offered the bear some of the beer he had been drinking.  The bear chugged the beer and appeared to ask for more.

Now, every Friday afternoon you can find Wilt and the bear getting drunk together on the nature path.  Wilt says, "It's great, but he never buys."

Alt Four for Fridays!

1)  Do you know how to swim?

2)  Are you afraid to receive shots or vaccines?

3)  What was the last good book you read?

4)  Do you do spring cleaning?

Have a great weekend.  The temperature is supposed to drop like a rock later today.  Spring in Wisconsin.

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Mine shake only when I'm going up or down stairs.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my surf and turf.  We're officially in spring so it pretty damn well hurry up with the warm up.  We've had a few breezy days here and there, but no sustained warm up.  Give me the sun.  Nothing else will do.  Let's get this season started.  Nothing else will do.

In reality, we're in the middle of March.  It's a little early to be planting anything around here except for peonies.  (And bodies from Illinois.)  Make a little chart of where your bulbs come up and what type.  This will come in handy in the fall when most bulbs are planted.

I see that Mr. Trump has kept things wild in Washington, DC.  That mouth of his kicks in long before his brain catches up.  Then he just says, "Well, I was told that."  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!  You wouldn't believe the things that I've been told.  Remember, "Trust, but Verify."

I'm not a tweeter or twit or whatever they call themselves, but Mr. Trump's Twitter account is the source of all sorts of insults and sore feelings.

He's not going to be happy unless there's some sort of scandal going on.  Another TV president. Too bad we can't turn him off.

The same could be said for Racine's "hero," Mr. Mayor "Lying John" Dickert.  I believe that both of these politicians have all sorts of tricks up their sleeves and down their pants.  Snakes everywhere.

Plant something.  Anything.  You begin to take pride in your plant.  That's the way it should be. 

Thank you for reading my blog.  Enclosed is my $5.  Put it to good use.  Everyone else has done magic with money,  They say they can make it disappear.  I said, "Pffft - so can I."
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I've already received some lab esults

"GFR Estimate, Non African American

30  
In patients with known chronic kidney disease, the stage of disease based on eGFR is interpreted as follows:
eGFR results 30 - 59 mL/min/1.73m2 = Stage III CKD (chronic kidney disease), or moderate kidney disease."


My kidney function has increased by 1%, just enough to take me from Stage Four CKD back to Stage Three.  Just one point away.

Open Blog - Wednesday


Have a good
one.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

"Sweet Little Sixteen"

From The Shepherd Express:

By Art Kumbalek  1 hour ago

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, first, a message to our young men struck with the March Madness out there on the hardwood in the Apple this weekend: “GO BADGERS,” you betcha.

Second: If you’re still hungover from St. Patty’s Day Week-and-a-focking-Half, here’s a little story that may make you feel better:

Mary O’Reilly, in tears, goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service. He says, “So what’s bothering you, Mary my dear?” She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband John passed away last night.”

The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Tell me, did he have any last requests?” She says, “That he did, Father.” The priest says, “Pray tell, what did he ask, Mary?”

“He said, ‘Please Mary, put the damn gun down.’” Ba-ding!

And, for some gosh darn reason this old-school tune is gosh darn stuck in my head as I walk this land with broken dreams while I have visions of many things—like money’s happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion. And I wonder, what becomes of those broken hearted, who had dough that’s now departed? Fock if I know. Never had any to be departed from; so you tell me.

Anyways, when times are tough I know I’m off to the Uptowner tavern/charm school for a nice cocktail, except they shan’t yet be open at today’s early hour. So first, I’ll plant my dupa over by my favorite open-daily 23-hours and 59-minutes restaurant for a relaxingly light-on-the-pocketbook repast. Come along if you care but you leave the tip. Let’s get going.

Bea: Hey there Artie, nice to see you. What’s your pleasure?

Art: Hey Bea, how ’bout a nice cup of the blackest, thickest and cheapest cup of whatever you’re calling plain-old American coffee today. And by “old,” I mean to say if it is brewed any time after yesterday noon, it’s too fresh. I want a cup of the kind of coffee that in a road construction emergency, you could use to patch a faulty abutment; coffee that any online wimp-ass under the age of 30 would keel over dead from the heady aroma; a cup of coffee, Bea, that if somebody from OSHA was nosing around, you’d be fined for storing said coffee in an unsealed vessel. You got anything like that?

Bea: Coming right up, Artie. Mind if I put my safety gear on first?

Art: No problem, Bea. I’m not going anywhere, what the fock.

Bea: There you go, Artie. So what do you hear, what do you know.

Art: For cripes sakes, I know it’s only a couple, three weeks ’til Easter Sunday and I still haven’t given up anything for Lent. That can’t be good, so they say. How ’bout you Bea, you give up anything for Lent this year?

Bea: If I keep working the hours I’ve been working to make ends meet, I’ll be giving up the ghost, and there won’t be anything holy about it.

Art: God bless you, Bea. I’ve come to feel the same way about quitting something for the Lenten season the same way I feel about quitting something for the New Year’s resolutions.

Bea: How’s that?

Art: Winners never quit; and quitters never win. I’m a winner, ain’a Bea?

Bea: Yes you are, Artie. A winner.

Art: Darn tootin’. You see, Bea, some years ago around the start of a Lent, I got struck down by one of those epiphanies. There I was, all stuck on what I ought to deny myself for the next 40 days or so. Was I going to give up that third pack of smokes of the day, give up the fifth cocktail, cut down on the lavish tips at the gentleman’s club? And then it hit me—I would give up giving up. Give up giving-up anything. And especially give up anything I learned religiously during my glorious grade-school days spent at Our Lady in Pain ’Cause You Kids Are Going Straight to Hell But Not Soon Enough. No ma’am, I then and there decided to LIVE LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

Bea: Hold on Artie, live like “who”?

Art: Live like “you.”

Bea: Live like me? You’d want to live like me?

Art: Why not? I’d like to live like you do, and I mean it.

Bea: Oh my. I think I understand what you’re saying, Artie. It’s just that the use of the second person singular or plural pronoun “you” dipsy-doodling with your nominative or objective case can get a gal like me a bit flustered, and I mean it.

Art: God bless you, Bea. Perhaps best we save further dipsy-doodling for another time, so I guess I better run. But thanks for the coffee and for letting me bend your ear there, Bea—utiful. See you next time.

Bea: My pleasure, Artie. Always nice getting talked at by you. Take care.

(OK, off to the Uptowner where you’ll cover my bar tab and I mean it, ’cause I’m Art Kumbalek and I told you so.)

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The only one this week.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Writ of Mandamus

This is what you have to file to get the city to give you any Fredom of Information requests you've made.  This is what finally pried the facts about the Sugar death loose.



STATE OF WISCONSIN                  CIRCUIT COURT                   RACINE COUNTY

Your Name
                        PETITIONER                                                 Case No. 2017…..                                                                               
 vs.                                                                                           
                                                                                               Case code: ….
City of….. xyz
Attorney….. 
                                                                                               Hon. ….
                    RESPONDENTS                                               Circuit Court Judge, Br.

_____________________________________________________________________
 VERIFIED PETITION FOR EXTRAORDINARY RELIEF
IN THE NATURE OF A WRIT OF MANDAMUS
MOTION FOR ATTORNEY’S FEES, COSTS AND EXPENSES
UNDER WISCONSIN STATUTES 19.19 THRU 19.39

______________________________________________________________________
Pursuant to Wisconsin Statutes 19.19 thru 19.39 governing Wisconsin Public Records, Your Name (Herein referred to as PETITIONER) petitions this Court for extraordinary relief in the nature of a Writ of Mandamus, directed to Respondents City of xyz and Attorney ……..  This action seeks this court to compel the City of xyz and Attorney ….. to produce requested public documents under the rules and provisions under Wisconsin Public Record Statutes §19.19 thru 19.39. 
Further, this action seeks an award of attorney’s fees, costs and expenses under Wisconsin Statutes §19.19 thru 19.39
Background
PUBLIC POLICY AND PURPOSE
 Wisconsin Public Record Statutes authorizes requesters to inspect or obtain copies of “record maintained by government “authorities.
“[I]t is declared to be the public policy of this state that all persons are entitled to the greatest possible information regarding the affairs of government and the official acts of those officers and employees who represent them.
1.    This is one of the strongest declarations of policy found in Wisconsin statutes
2.     Wisconsin legislative policy favors the broadest practical access to government.
3.     Providing citizens with information on the affairs of government is: [A]n essential function of a representative government and an integral part of the routine duties of officers and employees whose responsibility it is to provide such information. To that end, ss. 19.32 to 19.37 shall be construed in every instance with a presumption of complete public access, consistent with the conduct of governmental business. The denial of public access generally is contrary to the public interest, and only in an exceptional case may access be denied.
4.     Courts interpret the public records law in light of this policy declaration, to foster transparent government.
5.     The purpose of the Wisconsin public records law is to shed light on the workings of government and the official acts of public officers and employees.
6.     Wisconsin Public Record goals is to provide access to records that assist the public in becoming an informed electorate
7.    Wisconsin Public Record statutes therefore serve a basic tenet of our democratic system by providing opportunity for public oversight of government.

Wisconsin Department of Justice further states;
Response must be provided “as soon as practicable and without delay. Wis. Stat. § 19.35(4)(a).
DOJ policy is that ten working days generally is a reasonable time for responding to a simple request for a limited number of easily identifiable records. For requests that are broader in scope or that require location, review or redaction of many documents, a reasonable time for responding may be longer. However, if a response cannot be provided within ten working days, it is DOJ’s practice to send a communication indicating that a response is being prepared.
Requests for public records should be given high priority. • Compliance at some unspecified future time is not authorized by the public records law. The records custodian has two choices: comply or deny.
Mandamus is the exclusive remedy provided by the legislature to enforce the public records law and obtain the remedies specified in Wis. Stat. § 19.37.
To obtain a writ of mandamus, the requester must establish;
 The requester has a clear right to the records sought.
The authority has a legal duty to disclose the records. 
Substantial damage would result if the petition for mandamus was denied.
The requester has no other adequate remedy at law.

In support of this verified petition, Petitioner alleges the following:
THE PARTIES
1.   Petitioner, Your Name is a resident of Wisconsin.
2.   Respondents are the CITY OF xyz and ATTORNEY…….
3.   Respondents, CITY OF xyz  and ATTORNEY ……… are the holder and/or custodian of the requested public records.
4.  Respondents have failed to produce requested documents upon PETITIONER’S request in a timely manner as set forth by Wisconsin Statutes and DOJ guidelines.


JURISDICTION
4.   This Court has jurisdiction over the subject matter of this action under Wisconsin Statutes 19.19 thru 19.39., and specifically Wisconsin Statute  19.37 and its subs.

FACTS
1.      On or about  DATE . 2017 , the PETITIONER  filed a Wisconsin Public records request directly into the office of City of xyz seeking  documents concerning the actions of City of xyz.  (exhibit 1)

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10.  A copy of the PETIONER’S contract with his counsel is attached along with his fee schedule.   (exhibit 13)

ARGUMENT -  General Law
 The PETITIONER has demonstrated both a clear and indisputable entitlement to the writ. 
Petitioner lacks an adequate alternative means to obtain the documents without court intervention.   
 This writ of mandamus is seeking this remedy because of the RESPONDNET’S errors, acts and omissions in regards to Wisconsin Public Record Statutes 19.19 thru 19.39
Clear Entitlement to the Writ
As the facts demonstrate, the PETITIONER has acted within the guidelines as set forth by Wisconsin Statutes 19.19 thru 10.39.   
RESPONDENT’S have not complied with Wisconsin Public Records statutes and/or guidelines as established by Wisconsin Statutes and court rulings governing the rules of conduct by government and/or its officials.
There is an administrative failure on the part of the RESPONDENT’S to meet the statutory and regulatory provisions of Wis. § 19.19 thru 19.39.
The RESPONDENT’S have not raised questions or objections concerning the PETITIONERS Public Records Request.
The Respondent’s, City of xyz and Attorney ,,,,,,,,, continues to ignore the rightful claim of the PETITIONER to receive the documents and in a timely manner.
The PETITIONER is clearly entitled to adjudication as the RESPONDENT’’S duty is failing to provide the documents as governed by Wisconsin Statutes and its court rulings.
Lack of Adequate Alternative Means
The PETITIONER is deprived of any further adjudicative process by which to contest the inactivity by the RESPONDENT’S 
The Petitioner has the better of the legal argument as the RESPONDENT’S has shown no statutory or regulatory authority to refuse to take the actions to fulfill the PETITIONER’S request.
Extraordinary Circumstances
It is understood that a Writ of Mandamus is a drastic remedy to be invoked only in extraordinary circumstances.  The Courts and Wisconsin Statutes have noted that the use of Writs of Mandamus in connection with agency matters is necessary when government agencies and/or its agents are not in compliance with the law.   
The PETITIONER has demonstrated with facts in this case that the RESPONDENT’S have failed to act, and has failed to act in a timely manner as required by Wisconsin Statutes.
This is not merely a matter of a delay of the RESPONDENT’S taking administrative action to be compliant with State Statutes; this is a matter of the Respondent’s being derelict and negligent to PETITIONERS right to acquire records, let alone in a timely manner.
This Court has the power to award attorney fees, costs and expenses to the Petitioner under Wisconsin Statutes 19.19 thru 19.39 These  laws has been applied to actions before in Wisconsin  Courts.  
No possible compelling reason exists for the respondent’s refusal to provide the requested documents in a timely manner.
Nature of Relief Sought
This action seeks the Court to issue a writ of mandamus compelling the City of xyz and it’s agents to produce the requested documents as soon as possible and to pay the PETITIONER for his costs to produce this document and any additional costs incurred for this action. 
PETITIONER further requests the court to consider punitive damages against the Respondents; Respondent’s has arbitrarily and capriciously denied or delayed response to the PETITIONER’S request for the documents.  ( Wisconsin Statutes 19.37 (3) … If a court finds that an authority or legal custodian under s. 19.33 has arbitrarily and capriciously denied or delayed response to a request or charged excessive fees, the court may award punitive damages to the requester.)

CONCLUSION
The City of xyz and/or its agents has exhibited indifference to time schedules as set forth in Wisconsin Public Record laws and suggested policies as set forth by the Wisconsin Department of Justice. The City of xyz is in violation of the spirit of the law and the law itself. It is respectfully requested that this Court  issue an order directed to the Respondents in favor of the PETITIONER  that a writ of mandamus be issued under the seal of this Court commanding the Respondents to immediately comply with Wisconsin Statutes 19.19 thru 19.39 and produce as soon as possible the requested documents.  PETIITIONER  further request  an award of attorney fees, costs and expenses incurred in bringing this Petition under the Wisconsin Statutes and that the Court grant such other and further relief as may be just and proper.

Respectfully submitted this the ___ day of ______,2017.

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Attorney for Petitioner
State Bar #.........
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Telephone:
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STATE OF WISCONSIN
COUNTY OF RACINE
I, the undersigned, say:
1.   I am an attorney who has been duly licensed to practice law in the courts of the State of Wisconsin since _________, and am a member in good standing of the Wisconsin Bar. 
2.   I have read the attached Petition for Extraordinary Relief in the Nature of a Writ of Mandamus and I know its contents.  The facts stated in the Petition are true to my own personal knowledge, except as to those stated upon information and belief, which I believe to be true.
3.   I declare under penalty of perjury that the above is true and correct.
EXECUTED on the ____ day of ___, 2017, at…………..
                                
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Attorney at Law

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Notes;  Wisconsin  Statute 19.37
(b) The requester may, in writing, request the district attorney of the county where the record is found, or request the attorney general, to bring an action for mandamus asking a court to order release of the record to the requester. The district attorney or attorney general may bring such an action.