A little naughty one for today.......

Joe and Dean were fishing in Michigan when Dean pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Joe for a light. 'Yeah, sure, I think I have a lighter,' he replied, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

'Jiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Dean, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. 'Where did you get that monster??'

'Well,' replied Joe, 'I got it from my Genie. ''You have a Genie?' Dean asked. 'Yeah, sure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Joe. 'Could I see him?' Joe opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, Dean says, 'Hey there I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish? ''Yes, I will,' says the Genie. So Dean asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Dean sitting there waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks....flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Dean yells at Joe, 'What the heck I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

Joe answers, 'Yeah, I forgot to tell you that the Genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"