Monday, January 4, 2010

Las Vegas Churches




THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.


Note: this posting credit need to be applied to the girls. It was posted by SER for Beejay.

4 comments:

Beejay said...

thanks SER...mine just came out gobbley-gook!

kkdither said...

BINGO! Catholics love gambling.

Lizardmom said...

noted SER, point given to Beejay.
This month is individual

Beejay said...

Who makes up the rules to this game?????