"To Whom it May Concern:
"I noticed you did a few pieces on relaxation drinks and also noticed that the only brands you had to review were sleep aids. I understand your writers' apprehension to drink either before bedtime, that's because the only effective ingredient either have in an effective dose is melatonin, a sleep hormone. We at Mini Chill set out to create a true relaxation drink that actually causes relaxation and improved mental focus without causing drowsiness. It's not only something to relax with, Mini Chill can be enjoyed at work on a stressful day and it will help you do your job more effectively. We have almost ten times the valerian root as either of the brands you covered. We also have the recommended effective levels of GABA, 5-HTP and L-Theanine, all natural herbs and amino acids that are guaranteed to cause relaxation, improve mental focus and improve mood WITHOUT causing drowsiness. Not only are we the only relaxation drink that's Dr. Formulated, we actually have published clinical research proving our product's effectiveness, which is unheard of in the beverage industry. Despite the fact that we obviously put more money and effort into developing a quality product than the competition, we retail at the same price as any relaxation shot out there. However, if you want to review Mini Chill, we would be happy to send you a free 12 pack. Please get back to me at your earliest convenience with a mailing address and I will expedite your free samples. Thanks for your time.
"Best
--
Ed Lamanna
Sales Director
Stevenson Products, LLC. The creators of Mini Chill™
58-17 255th Street
Flushing, NY 11362
Web: www.minichill.com"
I assume that the Irregulars will accept this offer.
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Busting out laughing!!! No requests for shipping and handling? Not necessary to confirm by forwarding our credit card number??? Told you guys that peeps are reading.... Let's do it! :)
I'm in!!!
If they can take the time to do the research on us...I can do research for them!
How many relaxation drinks do I have to swallow before I get a car to review?
I still have one iChill left. What happens if you mix iChill with Mini Chill? Ay-yi-yi-Chill?
10 times the valerian root. We'll be seeing colors.
In any case, Ed Lamanna is a really cool name and is now one of my many online pseudonyms.
sounds wonderful, and really funny timing as I was awakened from a nice and hard to achieve deep sleep by someone who was obviously brain dead... and I could definitely use the relaxation part right now! :)
I will let you all know when it arrives so we can try it out and write our review on it.
Do these people actually read this blog? Do they not learn anything from what they read?
Of course they read these blogs, hale. And they want to know our views on important matters like relaxation drinks and high-powered sports cars.
HaHa Orbs, you keep it up it will work one of these times.. I just know it..
Orbs, you can test the high powered sports cars, just forward the old lady jalopies, chocolates, and jewelry to me!
I went to the mini-chill website. I noticed the flavor was also blissful berry.... The after taste of the previous product was pretty severe. I woke with a very dry tongue. (maybe, :> it was the 50/50 with the vodka?) I still have a couple bottles of the other hanging around. Not a big fan. Perhaps my adult kids will put the grabs on them?
Me thinks SER should not try it considering his reaction to the iChill and the fact that his doctor isn't available at 11 pm, his preferred time to imbibe...
Hale, you are right. I can't say our previous reviews were very encouraging. Although we have plenty of money to throw around on these products, {cough} I'm thinking mostly we are not the target market. Maybe Geritol has a new flavor? ;>
Let's keep those freebies coming!!! ... very cool that we are getting attention from outside interests.
I want some of the free jewelry, kk...you don't get it all.....I want some....and if there is a free. high powered vehicle, I will be happy to test drive it. After all, I have been driving a Toyota Tundra, with no problems...(oh, I got the recall and had the 'problem' fixed today...)
Let me know if there inquiries for CD reviews...
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