Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my autumn dreamers! How are you? In case you haven’t noticed, we have had some beautiful, sunny, crisp days lately. It has been very pleasant outdoors. Thank you, Mother Nature, for gracing us with your charms. How nice of you to be so nice to us, you nice Mother Nature, you. You are such a sweetie. Thank you.

I watched in dismal disbelief and disarray the other night as our beloved Green Bay Packers fell prey to the evil Chicago Bears. I took a special, personal interest (if you know what I mean; wink, wink, nudge, nudge) in that final field goal by the Bears. I was predicting a different outcome for the kick and I am still wondering what happened. Sometimes the “stadium effect” interferes with psychic powers because of an astral echo created by the surroundings. Usually, I can compensate for that. Hmm, so many strange happenings of late… Anyway, I expect the Packers to maul the Detroit Lions this Sunday, October 3, in the arena of Lambeau Field. Our glorious gladiators in green and gold will triumph once more!

Party on the Pavement, downtown Racine’s annual fall celebration, is this Saturday, October 2. http://racinedowntown.com/party.html The RacinePost has a wonderful article (as always) on the Party, too: http://kiosk.racinepost.com/2010/09/party-on-pavement-takes-over-downtown.html There is so much to see and do. Unfortunately, one of them will not be me in a customized Segway Zoltar booth. Downtown Racine Corporation remains cool to my overtures at establishing a presence in the area. “Phony baloney, hocus pocus” indeed! We shall see, DRC, we shall see. In any event, Party on the Pavement is a wonderful event for all ages. Head downtown Saturday and expect to have fun.

And where else but the RacinePost would you read news that TNA Wrestling is returning to Racine? http://kiosk.racinepost.com/2010/09/tna-wrestling-bringing-superstars-back.html Mr. OrbsCorbs reminded me, repeatedly, that he thought it was a good idea to mention this event in my blog. I’m not a big fan of professional wrestling, but Mr. OrbsCorbs assures me that many of you are, so enjoy the spectacle on Friday, October 15.

Finally, my friends, here is a short video which succinctly expresses my feelings about the intrusions which cell phones have become in our daily lives:



Oh my! Sometimes I wish I could do that. Thank you so much for reading my blog, dear Irregulars. I look forward to this every week. We are family.

Skeletons in your closet? You better tell Madame Zoltar: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.

Enjoy the brisk mornings and cool nights ahead, my dears. “Good sleeping weather” is the way it is often stated. Some trees are already turning color. On with the show! Dehiscence.

6 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

Penalties killed the Pack. There's too many rules in modern football. They should be allowed to just go out and beat the hell out of each other.

I agree with teacher on the cell phone issue.

OrbsCorbs said...

Oh, and I also heard that even if Mayor Dickert can't make an appearance at Party on the Pavement, his hair definitely will.

Beejay said...

Madame Zoltar, thank you for eliminating the potential of a real storm here in Florida...we are now set for the dryer weather....appreciate your setting Mother Nature straight! Hugs to you.

kkdither said...

I'm, frankly, a little concerned that the Madame is kowtowing a bit too much to the whims of Mother Nature. I know M/N is powerful, but have any of you seen the powers that Madame Zoltar can exude on those who go against her?

Cell phones are a pain in the ass. I had to take one away from a kid in the middle of a test yesterday. Texting during driving, texting during church, texting in the middle of a conversation, what is next? Texting during sex?

Anonymous said...

Trust me, you don't want to know what the next 'in' thing will be after texting. It's not pretty.

I am trying to establish a new rapport with Mother Nature. We are feeling each other out and setting some boundaries, I think.

BiggieD said...

Greetings way up north from way down south.. the weather is changing down here too.. we are all jumping up and down because the mornings are 70 degrees and the highs are only 88 or so.. humidity is low. .only 45%..life is good.. so mme zoltar weather is important every where..by the way .. the oranges and grapefruits are starting to ripen a bit down here.. 2-3 months and out to the back yard we go.. if winter is tough this year.. head on down south ya'll ...