Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my fervent friends! How are you? Have you had enough of political ads yet? Ha, ha, they’re only just beginning. There’s four more weeks of this to come. I predict it will get nastier, too. At least our weather has been fair. The trees are putting on their yearly show of bright red, yellow and orange. There are beautiful panoramas throughout our city. Take a look; it’s very well worth it.

Hurray for our illustrious Packers in their win over the Detroit Lions. We’ll take them anyway we can get them, right? May our glorious team from Green Bay dominate and decimate the Washington Redskins this coming Sunday. Hurray, hurray!

Oh my, wasn’t that Ferris wheel incident at Party on the Pavement something? I was so scared. I went to the event incognito because DRC said I wasn’t welcome to ply my trade there. If I went dressed normally, as myself, I would have been swamped with fans asking me for readings and such. Not wanting to ruffle anyone’s feathers, I went in disguise, just for the fun of attending. I had a wonderful time, too, until the Ferris wheel malfunctioned. I must say that everyone acted professionally and properly. All of our city employees did an outstanding job of dealing with the situation and rescuing the stranded passengers. Thank you, thank you so much you wonderful, wonderful people! The people of Racine are very fortunate to have brave men and women like you looking out for us. I don’t want to toot my own horn, but I also played a small part in the rescue. Given the high winds and unstable situation, I decided that it wouldn’t hurt to add my psychic powers to the efforts of the rescuers. Besides the crane and front-end loaders stabilizing the Ferris wheel, there was also a little psychic shoving going on last Saturday. I mentally leaned against the wheel as an added brace. It can be difficult to concentrate so much force at a distance, but I did my best. Whether it helped or not, I cannot say, but all’s well that ends well. That was definitely too much “party” for me.

Finally, here is a compelling video entitled, “Homeless Man Under Pressure.mov.” In order to get the wide screen effect, I suggest that you click again on the video below after it starts playing to be taken to the YouTube page hosting it.



Thank you so much for reading my blog today. I do enjoy sharing my time and thoughts with my dear Irregulars and others. We are family.

Please send your fevered whisperings and childish rants to: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.

Don’t forget to vote for What’s-His-Name, or is it Who-Is-She, this November 2nd. I predict that one of them will win, but most of us will lose. Oh my, that’s a terrible way to end a blog. Think happy thoughts! I love you. Semasiology!

5 comments:

SER said...

Wow Madame that had to be hard to do using your physic power and being incognito at the same time to assist those brave men and women rescuers of Racine.

But I am glad you were there to help out!

It gives me a good feeling to know such a nice person as you!

Anonymous said...

Oh my, thank you, Mr. SER. I get a good feeling from knowing all of the Irregulars.

Anonymous said...

Thanks again for your column Madam Z. It is always refreshing to read. Good thing you were there to use your powers to stabilize the ride. Had I used mine, the thing would have rolled down Main St. to the river. Perhaps I should not try to dabble in that field.

OrbsCorbs said...

Great video, Mme. Z. Fantastic!

And thank you so much for your help with the ferris wheel.

drewzepmeister said...

Glad to see your power at work Madam Z! BTW great video!