Roberto
Esquivel Cabrera, 54, is now receiving government handouts for his
massive schlong, and refuses to have a reduction because he hopes to
work in the American porn industry.
'I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees"
'I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.'
-Roberto Cabrera
Despite
his knee issues ruling out several sexual positions, Mr. Cabrera has
been offered a job as a porn actor by the man behind YouPorn and the
FakeTaxi series - suggesting Cabera could perhaps do more of a "comedy
porn" than an erotic flick.
Doctors
say most of Cabera's penis is actually foreskin from extensive
stretching with weights, and that his actual penis underneat is six or
seven inches.
As
a result, Guinness Book of Records refuses to recognize his penis as
the world's larges - leaving US porn actor Jonah Falcon with the current
record of 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect.
Medics have urged him to have a reduction so he will be able to function normally and have children, but he has refused.
'He'd rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people,' Dr Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said. -Daily Mail
Mr
Cabera responded to haters, satating: "I am famous because I have the
biggest penis in the world. I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has
the size I have."
Cabera
also has a variety of penis-linked health problems, including frequent
urinary tract infections and chafing, which he combats by keeping his
penis wrapped. He also sleeps with his penis in its own special pillow.
When
asked if his giant penis affects his sex life, Cabrera said: "Some
people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I
can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick."
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