"Scum Cleaner"

From Milwaukee County Corruption:

SATIRE

“Only their hairdressers know for sure”

Take Notice John Chisholm
click on below to view court case

 2014CF000517

"Take notice M.P.D. Dean Newport and A.D.A.Megan Williamson

"The following is according to a confidential informant from craigslist:

"Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett’s hairdresser, Universal Allah (Yeah that’s his real name) was involved in the Stradivarius violin caper.

"Universal Allah was arrested along with Salah Jones for the tasering of master violinists Frank Almond and the theft of the Lipinski Stradivarius violin.

"Mayor Tom Barrett’s hairdresser purchased the taser used in the violin heist last summer from a company in Texas.

"Universal Allah bought the taser online, an ILLEGAL straw purchase for the guy that actually stole the Stradivarius violin.

"The MPD searched Universal’s residence and found information regarding the taser purchase.

"MPD further found premium Marijuana, scales and more. Universal Allah,  Mayor Barrett’s barber, then confessed all he knew, and that subsequent information led to the arrest of another individual and the recovery of the violin."

Read more:  http://milwaukeecountycorruption.blogspot.com/2014/02/scum-cleaner-satire-only-their.html


Any story with a guy named "Universal Allah" in it has to be good.

"Sitting Bull"

From Milwaukee County Corruption:

"One of the great American minds.

 

“'Warriors are not what you think of as warriors. The warrior is not someone who fights, because no one has the right to take another life.  The warrior for us is one who sacrifices himself for the good of others.

 

"'His task is to take care of the elderly, the defenseless, those who cannot provide for themselves, and above all, the children, the future of humanity'.

"As a leader, Sitting Bull's wisdom was infinite.

Our readers and leaders should read and learn from Sitting Bull's wisdom."

 

Read more: http://milwaukeecountycorruption.blogspot.com/2014/02/sitting-bull-one-of-great-american.html

 

 

 Amen.

"Founded by Geniuses, Run by Idiots"

From Milwaukee County Corruption:

"Founded by Geniuses, Run by Idiots"

http://milwaukeecountycorruption.blogspot.com/2014/01/founded-by-geniuses-run-by-idiots.html

Funny, sad, and poignant comments on our government.