Saturday, October 15, 2011
This Is What I Got Today!
Today my boyfriend surprised me while we were out shopping. He seen some flowers and he bought these for me today. He asked me if I liked these flowers and I said yes. They are really nice have the Fall look to them. He is the sweetest man I know. I love him with all of my heart!♥
"My Grandfather's Video Will"
I'd rather be Ken than Bobby.
"Milwaukee officers are ready to ensure 'Occupy Milwaukee' rally will be peaceful"
Will there be an Occupy Racine?
Friday, October 14, 2011
Four for Fridays
1) If you won a large sum of money, would you rather receive it in a lump sum or in payments?
2) Do you tend to arrive early for an appointment or just come right on time?
3) What is the most funniest movie you have ever seen?
4) What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Enjoy your weekend!
Thursday, October 13, 2011
The Power of Televangelism
One of the first letters I received from Robert Tilton contained a real dollar bill. I was impressed. Of course, I was supposed to perform some inane ritual with the dollar and then return it "ten-fold" as a "faith promise" to guarantee my eventual riches.
Well, today Peter Popoff far surpassed anything that Robert Tilton ever did for me. Popoff doesn't mess around with any chump change dollar bills. He sent me this:
As soon as I cash this, the JTIs are gonna party! Maybe I'll hire a symphony orchestra to appear at the gathering at Beejay's. Or maybe free helicopter rides. Or maybe both. Oh my!
Evidence of Autumn
Acquainted with the Night
I have walked out in rain—and back in rain.
I have outwalked the furthest city light.
I have looked down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the watchman on his beat
And dropped my eyes, unwilling to explain.
I have stood still and stopped the sound of feet
When far away an interrupted cry
Came over houses from another street,
But not to call me back or say good-bye;
And further still at an unearthly height,
One luminary clock against the sky
Proclaimed the time was neither wrong nor right
I have been one acquainted with the night.
--Robert Frost
"Robert Lee Frost (March 26, 1874 – January 29, 1963) was an American poet. He is highly regarded for his realistic depictions of rural life and his command of American colloquial speech.[1] His work frequently employed settings from rural life in New England in the early twentieth century, using them to examine complex social and philosophical themes. A popular and often-quoted poet, Frost was honored frequently during his lifetime, receiving four Pulitzer Prizes for Poetry."
Yoko Ono - "Midsummer New York"
From her second album, Fly, 1971. Probably my favorite Yoko Ono song.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Dear Madame Zoltar
Our intrepid and valorous Green Bay Packers were not joking last Sunday when they continued their unstoppable march to the Super Bowl by trouncing the Atlanta Falcons in the Georgia Dome. At home or away, the Packers know how to play. Next, the St. Louis Rams, this Sunday, October 16, at noon, at Lambeau Field. Oh dear. Do the Rams have a chance of defeating our stalwart Packers? Sure they do, a lamb’s chance. Baa-baa, Rams.
As of this writing, our heroic Milwaukee Brewers are tied at one game apiece with the St. Louis Cardinals in the National League Championship Series. Huzzah! Huzzah! Go, Brewers! Our indomitable Wisconsin Badgers are coming off of a bye week to face, and defeat, the Indiana Hoosiers this Saturday. Hurray! Hurray! Go, Badgers!
I took a look at the news, my dears. I looked at local, state, national, and international news. I was looking for something I might want to mention or comment on in this blog. Oh my. Too be blunt, there wasn’t much that didn’t turn my stomach, let alone appear suitable for use here. Perhaps the best way to cope with current conditions is to ignore them as much as possible, or at least take frequent reality breaks. My dears, I do not want to appear vain or a braggart, but you all know my integrity and therefore you know that I speak the truth when I say that I consider myself one of the most powerful beings I know to be operating in the æther. Yet with all of my knowledge and skill, I would not be able to fix the numerous messes that we find ourselves in. Oh dear, oh dear. I don’t know who can, but don’t look at me. The best I can do is to provide a diversion that you might find entertaining. Thus, I present the introduction to “Broken Wear” or “Red Parka” or some such other Japanese show. Have you ever watched their TV? Talk about inscrutable.
Tee-hee. I can’t think of anything that such a wardrobe malfunction would be good for except, perhaps, if you often had irresistible urges to go swimming. Apparently, more about the matter can be discerned here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTEIb8cg-t8, but I’m not interested enough to invest more time into watching it.
Well, I certainly hope that my blog this week was not a downer for you, my beloved and benevolent readers. When you think about it, in a world colored by madness and despair, being sane and content is Irregular. Very Irregular, indeed. However, I still appreciate all of my regular readers and the occasional stoppers-by. Thank you for reading my blog today.
Shelter from the storm: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.
“They” are predicting some rain in the days to come. We shall see. It has been dry, though. I await some precipitation with anticipation. I hope that you all have a wonderful week. Take care of yourselves, my dears. Paneity!
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Super Moon and Mini-Moon
On March 19th, lots of people heard about the so-called Super Moon. The Super Moon was a full Moon that occurred when the Moon was closest to Earth in its elliptical orbit. Therefore, it appeared slightly larger and brighter in the night sky. The difference is small enough that most people would probably have trouble telling the difference without visual aid (I know lots of people said they could, but how many of them look at the Moon on a regular enough basis to judge? I would love to start a rumor that some random month had a super Moon and watch everyone claim it looks so much bigger but that's another story!)
Tonight is the smallest full Moon of the year which I have dubbed Mini-Moon for lack of a better term. The Moon near the farthest point in its orbit on the evening of full Moon. Again, it's not much smaller and you probably have a hard time telling the difference without visual aid.
Now I used visual aid in the form of a Canon Digital Rebel Xti and a 70-300mm zoom lens (at 300mm of course). I took a pic back on March 19th and another one just now. Not much has been done to them and they didn't come out as well as I had hoped, but the size is clearly different.
These are at the same scale of course. You can clearly see the March 19th pic (left) shows a larger Moon than tonight's photo (right). You don't need a lot of expensive equipment to do this type of photography. Many people have cameras similar to mine with comparable zoom lenses.
You can do the same with the Sun if you have a solar filter. Earth is closest to the Sun in early January and farthest from the Sun in early July. I think I will get some solar filter material and make that a 2012 project!
Reprinted with permission from the Half-Astrophysicist Blog.
Sensitivity
She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
She then looked at the men in the room, "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments, a man named Wayne at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes," said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Monday, October 10, 2011
October JTI Party
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| Aren't we a good looking bunch? ;> |
KISS vs Micheal Jackson
I confess to a bit a KISS fan and well, Micheal Jackson-well...uh...let's just say he tends to be the brunt of my jokes..
So who wins? Watch the video and find out.
Now I wonder what would happen if Madonna and Lady Gaga were to square off... Rocket firing bras?
"Old Men Take Off Clothes For Calendar"
Anything for a good cause, I guess.
Sunday, October 9, 2011
"Racine…Missing Child Alert"
"MISSING CHILD ALERT: If you see or know the whereabouts of ALEX RODRIGUEZ, age 16. Please contact her parents, John Valko III and Danyele Valko or the Racine Police Department 262-635-7700 immediately. She has been missing from Racine, WI since 3:00pm Saturday October 8th. She attends Park High School. Please keep your eyes open, cross post and share."
Only in Montana
The following morning, the mom was about to wake the boys up and have them go out to play in their new play center. This is what she saw from the upstairs window.



This gives a whole new meaning to "If you build it, they will come"!
Friday, October 7, 2011
Tomatoes as the season ends.
The Beef Steak long growing season tomatoes are still struggling to ripen. When they say long season, they mean it. The biggest problem for the Heritage Beef Steak was dropping buds that didn't pollinate. I tried to shake, vibrate, toothpick, artist brush, and just do nothing at all as attempts to stop it. Turned out to be due to heat. Once we had steady temps in the low 70*s, tomatoes popped. So many hit at once it was amazing. These late season tomatoes will be brought in at the first sign of real frost to finish ripening on the window sills. Next year the Heritage plants will be located under the big Maple. Shade should help remedy the blossom drop problems. It did produce one HUGE tomato while the other blossoms were dropping. This tomato pollinated inside the tomato tower and was shaded. It made excellent BLTs. As the season progress, the early season plant gave way to the Beef Steak. Using one huge planter seemed to work well as both plants grew to the needs of the other. Next year the heritage will be in a tall tower and pruned back as needed. It really became a monster.
The sweet hybred tomatoes made excellent spaghetti sauce. I admit to cheating and using a few Romas from the store to make enough sauce (I like large batches I can freeze). The carrots that started the season disappeared as did the onion I transplanted. The tomato plants didn't like them and ate them. The Red Bell peppers are finally turning colors. I have two yellow, and one orange. Another lesson learned. Start everything with lights early indoors and transplant to outdoors after first frost. The Basil was GREAT! I have the variegated indoors with the oregano and chives. The sweet basil bushed really nice, and the African basil made the best spaghetti sauce of them all. Bob brought over a food dryer and I'm making Basil herb packs. All in all, a fun and rewarding experience.
Four for Fridays
1) What do you prefer, salty or sweet snacks?
2) What is the most annoying habit do you see other drivers do?
3) Do you still carve pumpkins for Halloween?
4) Where is your favorite place to go to see the autumn colors?
Enjoy your weekend!
Thursday, October 6, 2011
"Herp Derp Reporter Can't Hear"
What did she say? The toys?
Apple's tech titan Steve Jobs dies
He was a lot younger then I thought 54...gezzzz. Steve was one of the orignal founders of Apple.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
"To the all great & knowing leaders of Racine…3 words for you"
Hear, hear!
The Waking
I feel my fate in what I cannot fear.
I learn by going where I have to go.
We think by feeling. What is there to know?
I hear my being dance from ear to ear.
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
Of those so close beside me, which are you?
God bless the Ground! I shall walk softly there,
And learn by going where I have to go.
Light takes the Tree; but who can tell us how?
The lowly worm climbs up a winding stair;
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
Great Nature has another thing to do
To you and me, so take the lively air,
And, lovely, learn by going where to go.
This shaking keeps me steady. I should know.
What falls away is always. And is near.
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
I learn by going where I have to go.
--Theodore Roethke
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Dear Madame Zoltar
Our grand and gallant Green Bay Packers thrashed the Denver Broncos last Sunday. We can expect another courageous and heroic win this coming Sunday, Oct. 9, at 7:20 PM, when the Packers will pound the Atlanta Falcons at the Georgia Dome. It is kismet. It is fate. It is meant to be. Go Pack, go!
A couple of other Wisconsin sports teams are also doing noteworthy things this fall. Our glorious Milwaukee Brewers are playing in the postseason National League Division Series. And the Wisconsin Badgers are playing exceptionally well with five lopsided wins and no losses. Oh my. A triumphant triangle of teams. Go Wisconsin!
Unfortunately, the city of Racine was again in the limelight recently. And, unfortunately, again, it was for less than savory reasons: an alleged attack of a female employee by an alderman. Ahem, I say, ahem, why do these embarrassments keep plaguing our city? What kind of people are in charge of local government and commerce? What planet do they come from and why do they act like spoiled brats? Enough, that’s enough, please. Enough! Grow up or resign. Thus spake Madame Zoltar®!
Now for your enjoyment, my dear friends, is a simple, nice, warm video of a puppeteer and some children. I mean it as a balm for cares such as the above incident. All is not woe and sadness. There is still much beauty in our world:
That takes a lot of skill. Hours and hours of practice. The upside, however, is that you never have to clean up after the dog. Oh my.
Thank you, thank you for reading my blog my Irregulars and regulars and re-regulars and disregulars and unregulars and nonregulars and deregulated regulars. And anyone else I missed. I love you all. My readers are my favorite people, next to my Irregulars, who also happen to be my most regular readers. What?
Do you know the way? I do: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.
Enjoy the sunshine while it lasts, my dears. I’ve seen some trees turning brilliant colors and even a few that are already losing their leaves. Maybe I’ll rake up a pile and jump in them like I did as a child. Or, more likely, Junior and the neighbor kids will do it. Have a great week. Leggiadrous!
"Little brother video bombs sister"
That so reminds me of my sister and I when we were kids. Of course, we didn't have video cameras back then, but if we did, that is exactly what I would have done.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
"Are You A Sociopath?"
I laughed when I first saw this. I was interested because decades ago in my first stint of rehab at the old A-Center, I took a battery of psychological tests. The results were that I was a sociopath. I was a little unnerved by that. As it was explained to me then, a psychopath does not know the difference between right and wrong, and just does whatever he wants. A sociopath, however, does know the difference between right and wrong, but chooses to do what is wrong anyway.
Pretty grim. That was almost 30 years ago and I've somehow managed to not yet run amok in society. It could happen at any second, though. :-P
This quiz is simple and short. Apparently, I've mellowed with age. Here are my results:
"You exhibit some sociopath behaviors.
"You have 12 points for 24 Questions.You are for 50 % pure!"
Monday, October 3, 2011
"Russian Motorcycle Rock Band"
That is a great idea. I love it.
The 2011 IgNobel Prizes
- You have heard yawning is contagious, right? That may only apply to humans. The Physiology prize went to a team that found no evidence that yawning is contagious in the red footed tortoise.
- The Biology prize was given for discovering that male buprestids (a type of beetle) mistake certain beer bottles for female beetles for mating purposes.
- For track and field fans, the physics prize was given for discovering why discus throwers get dizzy but not hammer throwers even though both events involve the participant spinning.
- The Mathematics prize was a joint prize given to many people who made failed doomsday predictions.
- The Peace Prize was given to the Mayor of Vilnius who showed that the problem of illegally parked cars can be solved by running them over with a tank (the video of this went viral).
Be sure to check out the complete list of winners. You can even download a copy of the program given out at the ceremony. They usually post video of the ceremony a week in a week or so. Science Friday airs highlights of the show the Friday after Thanksgiving. The ceremony includes a mini-opera (This year "Chemist in a Coffee Shop"), Win a Date with a Nobel Laureate, the 24/7 lectures an a little girl who makes sure no one gets long winded with their acceptance speeches (a surprisingly large percentage of the honorees show up!)
Oh, and it's not too early to start nominating people for next year's awards!
Reprinted with permission from the Half-Astrophysicist Blog.
Sunday, October 2, 2011
"Hitler Stuck In Traffic"
I think it's funny, or is this meme obsolete? I can't keep up with internet trends.
"Racine alderman arrested for allegedly choking pregnant woman"
From Racine Uncovered: "From 620WTMJ.com-RACINE – City of Racine Alderman Keith Fair was arrested on suspicion of choking and striking a pregnant woman who works at the bar he owns, the Racine County Sheriff’s Department confirmed.Fair is my alderman. Unfortunately, I'd say that his actions are a "fair" representation of the area that he represents.
More Scamming
Maybe we should get Stu a laptop for his birthday?
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Win a Date with OrbsCorbs
Of course, if more women buy tickets, that's more profit. And there's nothing to stop anyone from buying multiple tickets in an effort to increase their chances. In fact, I can guarantee that any lady who spends $200 or more on tickets will get a date with me. (What the hell. A meal, a movie, and a hundred bucks. I'll take that anytime.)
So what do you think? Am I on the road to riches, or the highway to hell?
"29 years old and hearing myself for the 1st time!"
It's something to see the flood of emotions overtake her.
(Huck, I hope that you don't feel excluded by this.)
Friday, September 30, 2011
Christmas in September
I just got back from the K-Mart on the north side of Racine. They have their Christmas decorations up. I spoke briefly with the man putting up the displays. He said he started assembling trees last week.
I believe this is the earliest I have ever seen a store start pushing Christmas. Why don't they just leave the decorations up all the time and pimp Christmas 365 days a year?
Are You Going to Party on the Pavement?
Are you going?
I don't plan on attending. I've gone in years past, but not in recent years. I don't like crowds and it gets more crowded every year. That's good for the event, but not for me. I also bump into people I don't particularly want to see.
I hope for good weather for Party on the Pavement and I hope that all those who attend have a great time.
Four for Fridays
1) How often do you keep updated in the news?
2) What's the one bad habit you would like to break?
3) What is the one subject you are the most passionate about?
4) Had you ever had a fish tank?
Enjoy your weekend!



























