Open Blog - Wednesday

Sign language?

"Heil to the Grief"

From Shepherd Express:

By Art Kumbalek 6 hours ago

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, here I sit with a hard case of the heebie-jeebies wondering how soon after the inauguration of President Orange Circus Peanut will he shut down newspapers like the Shepherd and send the former employees off to enjoy a stint at some kind of re-education camp that will definitely not resemble a resort hotel except for those that feature canvas tents and open latrines. On the bright side, upon graduation I suppose I might be able to pick up some work helping to build that goddamn wall what the fock.

So, time for me to get my booze heels to be wandering over up by the Uptowner tavern/charm school and meet up with my campaign brain trust to figure out how my own candidacy tanked so spectacularly badly. Come along if you like, but you buy the first round. Let’s get going.

Little Jimmy Iodine: Anybody seen Artie lately?

Julius: Maybe Trump had him locked up already.

Ray: There you go. I just knew that a Trump presidency couldn’t be all bad.

Herbie: Take a gander at who he might stuff into his cabinet and it looks like those people did take back their country—too bad that country is Germany, 1938.

Emil: I don’t even want to go outdoors these days. As an old white guy, I know people look at me and think, “Bet that focker voted for Trump.” This guilt-by-association sucks.

Ernie: How the hell did this happen? Trump as leader of the free world is like tossing the car keys to your 8-year-old and telling him to run down to the 7-Eleven and pick up a pack of smokes for you.

Julius: A recent survey said 42% of the American public does not believe in evolutionary biology. There’s a piece of the focking puzzle for you, right there.

Herbie: Voter suppression, or voter elimination? Trump was right, the election was rigged. “Spasibo,” Vladimir Putin.

Ray: Trump makes Bill Clinton look like an altar boy. How many wives has this guy boffed? If I was a lady intern at the new White House, I’d sure as hell put “shop for chastity belt” on my to-do list.

Little Jimmy Iodine: Hey, Artie! Over here. Put a load on your keister.

Art: Hey gents. What do you hear, what do you know.

Ernie: Where you been, Artie?

Art: Sitting at home, waiting for the president-elect to call me about maybe filling an opening in his cabinet.

Ray: What, the liquor cabinet? I don’t know about filling it, Artie, but you’d be the man to empty it, for sure.

Julius: You’d be better off calling Ted Thompson about the Packers’ head coaching job. Pays a hell of a lot more than secretary of what-the-fock.

Emil: Yeah, those Packers. Do they suck or what?

Art: No. I’ll tell you what sucks. What sucks are the knobs who piss and moan about how the Packers suck.

Ernie: Up yours, Artie. The fans got rights to complain if they focking feel like it.

Art: Fock the fan and his rights. Let me tell you this: To get shit-faced in the tavern and bitch about stuff you don’t know a damn thing about is easy; but to explode your knee seven days a week on the gridiron is hard.

Ernie: Did you watch the TV newscasts at night when the news people talked to all those fans in the taverns about how the Packers and their defense look so suck-butt?

Art: No, I did not watch the newscasts talk to any fans; but I did see them talk to a bunch of nitwit assholes whose biggest challenge in life is to get up out of bed at the same time five days a week in order to go to a crappy job of which chances are good a circus animal could perform just as satis-focking-factorily. But then somehow on football Sunday, nitwit fan asshole squeezes into a green item of outerwear with a “G” on it and miraculously transforms into some kind of strategic Knute Rockne rocket-pigskin scientist? Give me a break.

Julius: All I know is that up there by Green Bay, the times they are a-changin’, ain’a?

Emil: Didn’t somebody write a song about that once?

Herbie: Yeah, this Bob Dylan character. I saw this TV show, and somebody called him a visionary.

Emil: What the fock’s a visionary supposed to be?

Little Jimmy: That means somebody special who sees things that aren’t there.

Ray: Hey, after 15, 16 cocktails I see things that aren’t there too, so big focking deal.

(Hey, this is going late and I know you got to go, but thanks for letting us bend your ear, ’cause I’m Art Kumbalek and I told you so.)

Read more: http://shepherdexpress.com/article-28764-heil-to-the-grief.htm

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Open Blog - Tuesday

Me, neither.

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Over a Million and a Half Page Views

As I write this, the page views reads 1,501,652. Who'd ever think we'd get this far, this long? Congratulations to all the JTIs, past or present, alive or dead, and all of our readers. Thank you for making this blog what it is. Be proud. Pat yourself on the back. I wonder what the next 1,500,000 page views will bring?

R.I.P. - Leonard Cohen

"45 Rare Photos From The Past You've Probably Never Seen Before"

Open Blog - Mondsy

Go get 'em, tiger!

Open Blog - Weekend

I do "nuffin" pretty well, Thumper..

Happy Veterans Day!

I would like to say Happy Veterans Day. I would like to say thank you to all the men and women past, present and future that have served our country. I would also like to say thank you to all their families for the sacrifice that they have made also.

Four for Fridays!

Good morning everyone I hope you are staying warm on this nice cool day. It is Veterans Day today so I would like to take this time to thank all of the military people and their families. Here are your questions for this week.

1) Do you have any family members that are Veterans?

2) Do you have any friends that are Veterans?

3) Are you a Veteran?

4) Do you or are you going to any of the events for the Veterans?

Open Blog - Friday

Have a good one, folks.

Top 10 Media Thursdays

Open Blog - Thursday

"No Devolucion" means No Return.  Live every second to the fullest.

"Chelsea Girls: A Novel"

from Chelsea Girls: A Novel

LIGHT WARRIOR

"My name means Light Warrior when you bring it home to the present day through Latin and Gaelic. I am a significant person, maybe a saint, or larger than life. I hear that you judge a saint by her whole personality, not just her work. I’m beginning to see my work as my shadows, less and less necessary, done with less and less care. I see my existence as similar to that of a sundial’s when I simply stand, and slowly the notion of movement is suggesting itself to my consciousness and action is also appropriate in the realm of the saint, the character who begins her life in the windows of a church, in the religious air of her own imagination until history lines up with her nature, and the path becomes clear—the storms of identity erupt and implode and gather again and one of life’s soldiers realizes her whole basis for living has changed and now she is impelled forward in a new film. I had thought I lived in a world of darkness and confusion and I was the single, glowing and true thing. I sought only the companions who would confirm this interpretation of the mystery that shrouded my life. I couldn’t move from there, nor would I have chosen to do so. I was in classrooms and offices, bars, hospitals, state schools for the incurable, and I briefly flickered with a ray of hopefulness, yet as a cab driver I continually drove to these places bound to break down and so the hope for change, and the desire for an environment where I could become helpful was always quickly extinguished and I imagined it was the way the world was, or the way I was.
     

"Like many others I became an artist. I choose not to dwell on that cultural accident. Let’s say I have always been brilliant in the realm of play.
    

 "In neighborhood games I always crashed right through the lines of kids’ hands. As the light fell in the suburban summer night I was a winner. They would call '3' and myself and another kid would feint and lunge in the middle for some object on the ground and it had to be grabbed and brought back to a team without the player having been sullied, and it was true—I had not been touched by my opponent. There was something scummy about adolescence, it wasn’t sex, it was how I hated myself when I was confused, how loathsome the act of waiting for something was. But when I was very young I had a mission, it was clear. A girl in school wanted to borrow my Joan of Arc comic book and I replied I would have to ask my father which struck everyone as an odd reply.
     

"My oddness, my embarrassment also confirmed my specialness. My father had entrusted me with a Junior Classics comic book about Joan of Arc, the first woman I aspired to be. It was an instruction manual, and if the girl, Joan Salinger, had sidled over to me in the school yard and said, 'Let me have it, Eileen—Light Warrior,' I would have silently passed her the honor.
     

"I have waited all my life for permission. I feel it growing in my breast. A war is storming and it is behind me and I am moving my forces into light."

Light Warrior PDF

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Copyright © 2016 Eileen Myles

Poll: How did Trump win?

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my tweets and twits.  How are you?  The weather has been fabulous for November.  No complaints here.  The color combinations of trees dropping their leaves is also beautiful.  Soon, however, it will be gray outside almost every day.  Cold, snow, ice - these are among my least favored things.  But, for now, I'm very happy.  Maybe we'll have an extremely mild winter.  Then none of the incubating and/or hibernating insects will be killed and we'll be killed by them the following spring and summer.

As for our new president, I'm astounded and nauseated.  Seriously, he thinks this is some sort of TV show and he's the star.  When he finds out how much work there is in the presidency, maybe he'll resign.  This is no longer my country.  Between the lies of the governor and the lies of the president-to-be, I don't know what to believe.  Maybe it doesn't matter.  Maybe we should be attacking each other.  The politics of hate will now reverberate through the nation.  Hate is great.  Hatred and warring amongst ourselves is just what ISIS wants.  Donald Duck will destroy this country by throwing fits whenever he doesn't get his way, and by constantly insulting our "enemies."  All of a sudden, WW III seems very possible.  I want no part of this.

Here are the current standings in the Irregular Football League:

 
Fourth place.  Humph.  I'm going to have to start whipping my players to get them going.  You guys don't want to see my bad side, but I'll do whatever I have to do to move up in the standings.  THB (The Mighty Bears) teases me about being above me in the standings.  What really bothers me, though, is that Mr. OrbsCorbs is above me.  There's no way he deserves to be above me.  Half the time, he doesn't even look at his team or the standings.

The Packers are 4 and 4.  Our tremendous Green Bay Packers don't look so tremendous anymore.  They lost to the Indianapolis Colts and face the Tennessee Titans this coming Sunday at noon.  Good luck, Green Bay Packers.  I'll love you no matter what, but I love you even more when you win.  I sure wish I had Aaron Rodgers money.

Speaking of money, I'm flat broke.  I have a few frozen dinners, but that's about all.  Therefore, I have engaged the help of a money manager who has set up a donate site for me.  At the bottom of this blog is a site to click on that will take you to my manager's PayPal account.  Please donate $5 or $10 or $1,000 or whatever you can afford.  The money will be put to good use to maintain my business.  Please help.  Every little bit helps.

I wonder when our new arena will arrive?  Will it come before or after Machinery Row is completed?  Now there's a waste of money.  Mr. Mayor Dickert has lied so many times about this project that, again, I don't know who or what to believe.  I'm sorry but our Mayor is a prick.  And an asshole and a bully and a narcissist.  I wouldn't even want to be in the same room with Mr. Mayor Narcissist.  The stink of his lies is overpowering.

Why is everyone afraid of Mr. Narcissist?  Both Junior and Señor Zanza have expressed a desire to punch Mayor Narcissist in the nose.  I say hit him in the crotch, hard, for every lie he's told us.  God, it's hard to believe that such creatures exist, let alone lord over us.  Dickert.  Walker.  Trump.  All pigs, all the time.  49% of Racine County voted for Trump while Hillary got 45%.  Could we separate the state?  The Trumpets get half and we get half.  I don't care which half.  I just don't want to be governed by liars and thieves.

Probably the entire nation could be split that way.  Hillary said that the divisions amongst Americans runs deeper than she thought.  I don't know how or why we got here, but here we are.  We could have America 1 and America 2.  Or better yet, return to the states all of the powers that have been stolen from them by Congress.  We should be a loosely connected confederation of states, each empowered to live the way the residents want.  The U.S. government should collect taxes and deliver the mail.  Oh hell, they can't be trusted to collect taxes.  Let them just deliver the mail and defend our country from attacks against our country.  Bring all of our boys and girls home.  If a foreign country goes to war against another foreign country, that's none of our business.  If a U.S. company overseas needs military help, let them hire mercenaries.  Why should we pay for their business?  Stop the huge donations of our money to other countries, often countries that have expressed a hatred for us (but not of our dollars).  They will take that money and buy military equipment to fight against us.  Is this the secret?  We underwrite the wars against us?  Nothing, absolutely nothing, would surprise me.

O my.  I seemed to have turned this into a blog on the presidency.  I'm sorry.  I'm still in shock over the election.  Do you know how many friends told me that Trump would never win?  Just about all of them.  I suspect that the great "silent majority" watches TV and hate radio.  Trump galvanized them into action at the polls.  Hatred is now one of the presidential tools available.  I suspect it will be used a lot in the next four years, if we survive that long.

Well, no matter who you voted for, get out and enjoy some of this weather.  Maybe Trump will take credit for that, too.  I love everyone who reads my blogs.  I love sharing and caring.  You guys have no idea how much you mean to me.

Was the election fixed?  Ask madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com

Thanks for reading my blog.  Thank you for being you.  Thank you for allowing me to love you.  May the Great Pumpkin continue to shed joy upon us all.

Here's the link I spoke off earlier.  I hope you can afford some sort of donation:
Please donate: paypal.me/jgmazelis
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Open Blog - Wednesday

You'll be raking for days, Snoopy.

"With the Canadian Club"

From Shepherd Express:

By Art Kumbalek 2 hours ago

 

 

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, here you read a voice from out of the past. For me right now with the newspaper deadline, it’s Election Day, Tuesday, Nov. 8, and by the time you maybe take a gander at this essay, you’ll already know who won, who got shafted, whether or not the Republicans were successful in stealing the Ohio and/or Florida vote through voting-machine shenanigans—so what can I say, what the fock. 

Well sir, I can say this: Last weekend, we were all blessed by the boon of an extra 60 minutes, courtesy of the machinations wielded by fall’s daylight saving time adjustment. And each and every year, I always try to put this free hour to some gosh darn good and beneficial use—learn a foreign language; darn a couple, three socks; blow the dust off my old Buffet clarinet and re-memorize the Mozart Clarinet Concerto in A major, K. 622; brush up my résumé and fire it off to Ted Thompson in regards to the soon-to-be-vacant Packers’ head coaching job—you betcha.

This year, I also scooped a dollop of time to investigate what our quiet neighbor to the north—that being the constitutional monarchy of Canada—may have to offer a prospective expatriate such as me, in the event that come Wednesday, Nov. 9, Mr. Orange Circus Peanut has claimed the White House and his know-nothing Republican cohorts control the other two branches of what used to be a government.

What did I know about Canada besides the boring-ass National Film Board of Canada documentaries on “King Coal” we had to sleep through in eighth grade science class, or that they’re the No. 1 publisher of recipe books for the preparation and serving of road kill? Yeah, not much.

But during my time of research and study, I began to learn that I’ll take their health-care system over ours any focking day of the week. Publicly funded? No deductibles? Virtually no co-pays that empty your wallet just to walk through the doctor’s door because you’re puking sick or worse? 

So I’m cutting this essay off here and now, ’cause I got more studying to do. And if this election doesn’t turn out the way I’d prefer, you can bet your buck two-eighty that I will grab my coat, get my hat, leave my worries on the doorstep and head out for that sunny side of the street north of here, ’cause I’m Art Kumbalek and I told you so.

Read more: http://shepherdexpress.com/article-28724-with-the-canadian-club.html

Related:  https://theshepstore.kostizi.com/

Open Blog - Election Day

Or else!

"Beware Jumping Gay Walrus"

I wonder what the fine or other punishment you receive if you violate the sign?

Open Blog - Monday

Imagine that.

Four for Fridays (a little late)

1)  What's your favorite odor?

2)  Who's going to win the election: Hillary or Trump?

3)  Do you hate going to the dentist?

4)  When's the last time you went swimming?

Enjoy.

Daylight Saving Time Ends

Daylight Saving Time ends early this morning. Set all your clocks back one hour, and then feel like poop for a week or so.

Open Blog - Weekend

Enjoy yourselves.

"*PROOF* That All The Creative, Thoughtful and Talented People Have Left The City of Racine"

Submitted by TSE:

Open Blog - Friday

Hugs are always good.

"Engaged couple charged with abuse, neglect of child"

From The Journal Times.com:

Journal Times Staff 1 hr ago

"RACINE — An engaged Racine couple was charged Wednesday for physical abuse of a child and child neglect after their 33-day-old son ended up with four head fractures and bleeding on the brain on Halloween. 

"Gest G. Wangsness, 30, and Krystal L. Hall, 25, both of 5300 block of Charles Street, took their son to the hospital just after midnight Monday, according to the criminal complaints.

"Hall had allegedly noticed that the boy's head was misshapen and decided to take the boy to Ascension All Saints Hospital. Medical staff then reportedly told the family the boy needed to be treated at Children's Hospital of Wisconsin in Wauwatosa and the family was transported via ambulance.

"When police arrived at the hospital, they were informed by a doctor that the baby had four fractures to his skull, a broken rib, three broken bones in his legs, the complaint said. The doctor also told police that these injuries could only occur from abuse.

"Hall and Wangsness were interviewed separately. Hall reportedly told police that she was on maternity leave and was with the boy 90 percent of the day since he was born. When informed of the injuries, Hall allegedly did not know how the injuries could have occurred."

Read more:  http://journaltimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/engaged-couple-charged-with-abuse-neglect-of-child/article_d23927df-64d9-54db-9306-0f2d47b521f5.html


These bastards were probably abused as children themselves.  And the beat goes on.

"Photos: 'Traditional' pot farming, and why it could soon disappear"

From The Journal Times.com:

"California voters will decide Nov. 8 whether to legalize marijuana for recreational use — an issue that has sown deep division among longtime growers.

"Down a winding mountain road in a remote redwood forest lies one of many illegal 'grows' that make up Northern California's famous Emerald Triangle, a rural region that developed over decades into a marijuana-producing mecca.

"Some of of the farmers here yearn for legitimacy that growers of legal crops enjoy. Others fear Proposition 64 will bring costly regulations and taxes, lower prices and the risk that corporate interests could put smaller operations out of business.

"'It will end traditional marijuana farming like this,' said Laura Costa, 56, sitting in the middle of one of four 40-plant gardens, puffing on a glass pipe. 'It will end our way of life.'

"While Costa and other Humboldt County growers are staunchly opposed to the ballot measure, other farmers in the region support it.

"'If we wait, we will fall behind,' says Swami Chaitanya, 73, a longtime grower in remote Mendocino County whose ranch is situated in a peaceful meadow of Hindu statutes and marijuana plants 5 miles down a tooth-rattling dirt road."

—Associated Press

Read More:  http://journaltimes.com/news/national/govt-and-politics/photos-traditional-pot-farming-and-why-it-could-soon-disappear/collection_74934124-137f-53cc-96ab-4aa313c7f526.html



Just legalize it.  We're missing out on millions of tax dollars.  

"SCAM O RAMA RACINE COUNTY"

Submitted by TSE:

"Journal Times limits comments online"

From The Journal Times.com:

"The Journal Times believes in the importance of open dialogue for readers and we have encouraged readers to comment online. However, because of one problematic commenter, we have had to recently limit comments.

"We have shut down comments on most stories, although we have left them open on our editorials and we are opening them on select articles to encourage discussion and hope to open up more stories if problems subside. If you read any inappropriate comments, please report them, by clicking the report button next to the comment.

"Readers can also comment on stories on The Journal Times Facebook page facebook.com/journaltimes or send letters to the editor to The Journal Times at letterstoeditor@journaltimes.com "

Read more:  http://journaltimes.com/news/local/journal-times-limits-comments-online/article_32876fdf-d1f6-5eeb-943a-6b071c03d337.html

Related: http://www.jtirregulars.com/2016/10/has-journal-times-put-kibosh-on-online.html


Whatever.

Recent Pageviews

Most people don't post, but many still read.

Has The Journal Times Put the Kibosh on Online Commenting?

Bump:

I look at the online Journal Times paper today and there now are stories you can comment on.  Thing is, no one is commenting. 

  

Originally published on Tuesday, October 27, at 7:40 PM:

I just was browsing the Journal Times when I noticed something: none of the stories have a commenting area at the end.  Maybe it's a computer glitch.  Maybe it's new policy.  Maybe I should put up more local stories in an effort to get more commentators here.

World Series!

Chicago Cubs won the World Series last night. It was the 10th inning they covered the field because a storm was coming. I seen that and I went to bed and when I woke up this morning I seen that the Cubs won 8-7 in the 10th inning. I am so happy.

It has been 108 years since the Chicago Cubs has won the World Series. I think this is way past due for the team and Congratulate them. 

Top 10 Media Thursdays

Open Blog - Thursday

No sourpusses allowed!

Optical Illusion

"Beth Israel Sinai Building Sold To True Life Ministries"

From Racine County Eye:

Posted By: Denise Lockwood November 2, 2016

"Over $11.5 million in property changed hands between Oct. 23 through Oct. 28, including a Jewish Synagogue.

 "Beth Israel Sinai Congregation of Racine, 944 Main St., sold a .1 acre parcel of land and the building to Franksville-based True Life Ministries for $250,000.

 "Beth Israel Sinai, a Jewish congregation, owned the building since 1920. According to their newsletter, they closed Oct. 31. We’ll have a follow-up story on this."

Read more:  http://racinecountyeye.com/beth-israel-sinai-building-sold-to-true-life-ministries/

Related: http://fox6now.com/2012/09/24/racine-co-ministry-files-for-bankruptcy


I don't trust True Life Ministries.

"Elmwood Plaza getting Save-A-Lot grocer"

From The Journal Times.com:

MICHAEL BURKE mburke@journaltimes.com 7 hrs ago

"RACINE — Elmwood Plaza, which lost its last anchor store, Racine Produce, seven years ago, is getting a Save-A-Lot grocery store in its place.

"The Racine Building Department recently issued a renovation permit for the future store, which will occupy 31,000 square feet in the center of the long-struggling shopping center at 3701 Durand Ave. The project needs no other city approvals, said Chief Building Inspector Ken Plaski.

"It will be the city’s second Save-A-Lot; the other one, at 1500 State St., opened in December 2003. Its opening resulted from a concerted effort by city and economic development officials to bring a grocery store to Racine’s inner city.

"Save-A-Lot is considered a 'hard-discount' retailer with stores usually ranging in size from 12,000 square feet to about 20,000. It is currently owned by Supervalu, which has more than 3,400 owned, licensed, franchised and affiliated stores across the country. However, on Oct. 17, Minneapolis-based Supervalu announced it will sell Save-A-Lot for $1.4 billion to private equity investor Onex Corp."

Read more: http://journaltimes.com/business/local/elmwood-plaza-getting-save-a-lot-grocer/article_6a172266-c115-555f-b447-efa14718ae88.html


I don't think it's the best grocery store, but at least it is one.  I hope it lasts.

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my friends and enemies!  How are you?  Trick-or-Tr eaters had fine weather for the paypal.me/jgmazelis holiday.  Today was very nice, too.  It's supposed to be in the 50's and even 60's this coming week.  I'm OK with that.  I'm OK with that until next spring.  Of course, no one will let you try.  I bet I could sleep a month or so without any chemical help.  Give me some sedatives to take along the way and I might make the whole three months.  What's the purpose of exposing yourself to another harsh winter?  We must be masochists.

Above are the latest standings in the Irregular Football League.  Who cares, right?

I care that the Green Bay Packers lost to the Atlanta Falcons.  This weekend they face the Indianapolis Colts.  Good luck.

I'm sorry dears, but I'm just not up to a full blog.  You know I love you all.  Keep the good vibe going.

Worries?  Consult madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com

Enjoy the great weather while it lasts.  You know, pretty soon well see the s-word.  O my!

Please donate: paypal.me/jgmazelis

Open Blog - Wednesday

Difficult news, I know.

Two Tunes Sung by Haley Reinhart

"Fines and Forfeitures"

Submitted by TSE:

"A Pot in Every Garage"

From Shepherd Express:

By Art Kumbalek 8 hours ago

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? And yes sir, happy days are soon to be here once again for me, the first happy day commencing Wednesday, Nov. 9, a day I’d like to believe that I will receive not a nary one robo-loco phone call from some Republican Party minion asking me to support their radical-fruitcake anti-truth-and-common-sense agenda.

Cripes, the GOP tying up my telephone to ask me for my vote is like somebody calling up noted astrophysicist Stephen Hawking to peddle him a pair of Shake Weights. Forget about it. Neither one of us got the time nor patience for dumbbells. Life’s too short, I kid you not.

Listen, last weekend when the kids came by my place for trick-or-treat, instead of handing out some focking candy, I passed out useful advice, like “Never, ever mix good booze with soda” and “Get a job and buy your own focking candy.”

So what the fock, with a big-time scary National Election Day right around the intersected corner of “Do or Die,” I’ve got some advice for the American electorate whose trick-or-treat experience comes next Tuesday, Nov. 8. One word for you’s:

VOTE!

Got it? No excuses. Vote for the knoblin of your choice. And what the fock, if you’re out of work it’ll give you something to do. And don’t forget, voting won’t cost you a dime—yet. Of course, if big business and rich guys keep getting away without paying taxes, it’s only a matter of time ’til they’ll slap a user fee on the ballot box (and an extra charge for your voter-registration license), and the more dough you can shell out, the more times you get to vote. God bless America.

So vote now while it’s still focking free and open to any Tom, Dick or Dickless from sea to shining sea, ’cause I’m Art Kumbalek and I told you so.

Read more: http://shepherdexpress.com/article-28688-a-pot-in-every-garage.html

Related:  https://theshepstore.kostizi.com/

Open Blog - Tuesday

Please, please, please.

Open Blog - Halloween

Have an outstanding Halloween!

'Tonkin Gulf Incident"

Submitted by TSE:

"It is the first week of August, 1964, and U.S. warships under the command of U.S. Navy Admiral George Stephen Morrison have allegedly come under attack while patrolling Vietnam's Tonkin Gulf. This event, subsequently dubbed the 'Tonkin Gulf Incident,' will result in the immediate passing by the U.S. Congress of the obviously pre-drafted Tonkin Gulf Resolution, which will, in turn, quickly lead to America's deep immersion into the bloody Vietnam quagmire. Before it is over, well over fifty thousand American bodies - along with literally millions of Southeast Asian bodies - will litter the battlefields of Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia. 

"Navy Admiral George Stephen Morrison is the Father of Jim Morrison.

"The CIA ran a psych operation out of Laurel Canyon.

"We were all affected."

http://www.conspirazzi.com/e-books/inside-the-lc.pdf

"City Administrative Costs"

Submitted by TSE:

"Curt Johnson Divorced"

Submitted by TSE:

Happy Birthday, Tender Heart Bear!

Happy birthday to one of the nicest people I know.  She (and drew) have helped me more times than I can remember.  I hope you have a great Halloween Eve birthday.