Friday, July 31, 2009

A Day at the Beach...

Can take a nasty turn if someone decides to take revenge on you by giving you a Dissolving Bikini. You will look good in this sexy little black number for about three minutes after which you will find yourself wearing nothing at all. Great gift for bachelorette parties!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hi! OrbsCorbs here for the Dissolving Bikini...Only $19.95 but if you call now, we'll throw in a second set. Crazy Pete can't even beat that offer! Don't delay, have your credit card ready....."
(Hey, someone has to pick up the slack now that Billy is gone)

OrbsCorbs said...

The name of the site selling those is called Revenge Shop. Are you supposed to give these to someone who doesn't know that they dissolve?

kkdither said...

I'm a little concerned about your web activity lately, young man! :)