Thursday, December 10, 2009

My Wish for You

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

10 comments:

kkdither said...

And this politically correct wish comes from the person who posted the half-naked ugly men pictures?

hale-bopp said...

Now for the non-politically correct greeting...

MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND YOU HAD BETTER SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU F***ING PIECE OF GODLESS, ANTI-AMERICAN, SOCIALISTIC, COMMUNISTIC, FACIST, PAGAN, TALIBAN PIECE OF S***!

Please feel free to add the insults I forgot. And as you can see, I have no qualms about being self contradictory!

RWWackoStu said...

I guess I fit a stereotype. I gave the bell ringer's tub a extra donation cause he said Merry Christmas, not Happy Holiday.

SER said...

Bopster...I LOVE IT!!!

Beejay said...

Hale, we can always count on you!!!!

OKIE said...

Hale said it all and said it very well. Can't add to that.

OrbsCorbs said...

I am offended by all of this and my lawyer will contact you in the morning.

Beejay said...

Orbs, your anti-christ lawyer, or the other one?

kkdither said...

You can engage the JTI lawyers at a member reduced rate... Dewey, Cheetham and Howe.

Cyndi said...

I was at Whole Foods today, where the coffee shop lad was questioning why WF was able to play "non secular" Christmas tunes as part of it's holiday celebration today... as he was making my coffee, I said it was probably because WF didn't have a stick up it's ass, and how much I genuinely appreciated it:-)
I don't think that was the response he was looking for, lol!