Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Question


Did you know the constipated mathematician worked it out with a pencil?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Call me old, put he probably used a slide rule too.

OrbsCorbs said...

They probably use calculators now, but I would think that hurts . . .

kkdither said...

I pity the fools in the days of the abacus!

ytykbydkaa said...

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn't budget!

kkdither said...

As long as we are doing old stick, this was one of my mom's rotten jokes...

Did you hear about the cross-eyed seamstress? She couldn't mend-straight.

OrbsCorbs said...

http://justjoking.com/rimshot

Instead of crunching numbers, the accountant should have cooked the books.