Thursday, August 2, 2018

Atomic Powered Underwear

Why you need Atomic Powered Underwear:

It's the latest thing.

Where can you get Atomic Powered Underwear?

I'm a licensed dealer.  $50 a pair.  No questions asked. .

The care and handling of Atomic Powered Underwear:

Put Atomic Powered Underwear in nuclear regenerator.  Set atomic click.  Press the "detonate" button and get behind your lead shield.   That's all there is to it.

Is there any kind of warranty for Atomic Powered Underwear?

Sure.  Your Atomic Powered Underwear are guaranteed for one half-life.

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