"THE DONUT QUANDRUM:"

From Racine County Corruption:

THE DONUT QUANDRUM:

Ponder this:

What if donuts were square?

Could it be called the…………

donut quadrum instead?

Donuts are a lot like pendulums……….

As the donut pendulum swings, so does the inference of the donut!

Today we take a break from 50 shades of brown to talk about the “donut pendulum”.

Today in greater Racine, at the Dunkin Donuts on Washington Ave. was an event to raise cash to benefit Special Olympics.

Coffee, donuts and cops have had a long and colorful relationship in the United States, some say going back as far as Benjamin Franklin.

The efforts of numerous government agencies working together to foster donations for the additionally challenged and greater good of our community was a success.

As the donut pendulum goes, the donut pendulum that swung today was a proud donut that represents the good our community servants do for all of us.

Thanks Dunkin Donuts for hosting this community event.

AND

Thanks to all of you for your efforts and for all the public support and contributions to this worthy cause.

Posted by racinecountycorruption at 5:11 PM No comments:

I Tried it

Not sure if you have seen this one or not. To me it looked pretty good until we (My Grandson and I) tried it.

The skins came out tough and the insides were just like having a baked potato, nothing impressive at all.


.......SER

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

A teacher asked the kids in her 3rd grade class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

 

Little Kevin answered: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

 

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decided not to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson . . . .

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Kevin’s whore."

 

"School Answering Machine"

Submitted by legal stranger:

Four for Fridays!

1. What is your favorite Robin Williams movie?

2. When was the last time you had to look a word up in the dictionary?

3. When was the last time you went to the fair?

4. When have you seen history made either in person or on t.v?

Have a good weekend!

Open Blog - Friday

Is your first one "food"?

Get together

One of the coolest things about our "family" here,

is that we are all so different, and yet, have a bond.

This summer has gotten away from me, 

and I'm guessing, from many of you as well. 

HOW in the world is it not only August, but MID August already???

My mind is still in June. Maybe I had a black out?

Who's invited? EVERYBODY!

Can you bring someone? ABSOLUTELY!

Maybe you have a friend that you think 

would be interested in our group. 

Maybe you've been a bystander, 

or haven't come out to meet the gang yet. 

Maybe you have a significant someone 

or family member you'd like to introduce to our gang.

Maybe you're intrigued by us and want to check us out. 

Info, once it's established, will only be sent to those interested. 

While we're open to welcoming in anyone, we also want to not open ourselves to just any nut out in cyber world. 

1st things 1st, we need to find out what day(s) and times work for the majority. We also need your input as to what you'd like to do, whether it be a cookout, a pot luck, something we haven't thought of or tried before, let's get this family reunion rolling!

I would love to see Jed again, as well as hoping to finally meet Dodgeboy and Jeff Hayes. We're not a scary bunch, I promise!
I think that's why we are who we are,most of us have met, so our interactions with each other is on such a different level that other anonymous places. 

Please give input ASAP before the snow comes,

which at the speed of the summer, could be tomorrow!

Alltime10s Thursdays

Open Blog -Thursday

Stop thinking and start drinking,

Wildflowers Pt 8!

Hello everyone I hope you are enjoying the nice cool weather. This kind of weather is starting to bring out the Fall wildflowers and we are out looking for them to share with everyone. This past weekend we took a trip out to Whitewater because that is the only place we have found one of Drews favorite fall wildflowers. Here are the wildflowers that we found this past weekend:

          This is a Morning Glory the picture was taken behind the Racine Zoo by the beach in Racine Wi.

                  This is a Firewheel the picture was taken at Whitewater College in Whitewater Wi.

                     This is a Trumpet Creeper the picture was taken on 4Mile Rd in Caledonia Wi.

                This is an Indian Blanket the picture was taken at Whitewater College in Whitewater Wi.

                This is a Cornflower the picture was taken at Whitewater College in Whitewater Wi.

                This is a Red Poppy the picture was taken at Whitewater College in Whitewater Wi.

        This is a Scarlet Pinpernel the picture was taken at Whitewater College in Whitewater Wi.

            This is a Tawny Daylily the picture was taken at Whitewater College in Whitewater Wi.

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my dear dear dears!  How are you?  It was chilly yesterday, but today is supposed to get to mid-70’s.  I was at a friend’s home yesterday, and he got his first ripe tomato from his plants.  A walk through his backyard is always beautiful because he plants the plants to bloom seasonally.  A lot of effort goes into the landscape around his home, and it’s just a regular city lot.   When we shook hands, I could feel the coarseness and calluses on his hand.  Gardening is hard work.  But I think the effort is well worth it.

Our yard is nothing like my friend’s, but we put some effort into it.  Señor Zanza keeps the shrubs trimmed.  I plant a small vegetable garden.  Junior mows and waters.  It’s not a showcase, but it meets our needs.  We grill outdoors occasionally.  You can lie in the backyard and no one will be watching you.  Our little slice of heaven.

Speaking of heaven (I hope), R.I.P. Robin Williams.  I was unaware of his struggles with addiction and depression.  What a loss for all of us.

Oh no, I just read that Lauren Bacall died.  R.I.P.

Did you hear the news that Journal Times print subscribers will now receive “free” access to the online version?  http://journaltimes.com/news/local/to-our-readers-new-ways-for-you-to-connect/article_2320d86e-b6c9-5800-a405-30ff63ed774b.html  There will be a print subscription price increase, but they aren’t telling us how much yet.  My take on this is that the Journal Times essentially is forcing its print readers to subsidize online operations.  I wonder if ours is the only market that Lee Enterprises is trying this in?

As long as I’m talking about the news, I keep reading and hearing about the wars and atrocities occurring in foreign lands.  It’s overwhelming.  It seems as if everyone is fighting.  For what?  Oil?  The civilians take the brunt of the trauma.  I’m so sick of this.  Humans have been slaughtering each other for hundreds of thousands of years.  Let’s try something different.  Let’s try not slaughtering each other.  Maybe there’s some lesson to learn there.

I’m especially upset with the use of U.S. Armed Forces to fight the battles that corporate America has instigated.  They should be forced to hire their own mercenaries.  Or pay us to fight their wars for them. 

Sorry.  How did I drift into such depressing subjects?  Thank you for stopping by to read my blog.  I love visitors.

Sewer backed-up?  Don’t contact: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com

Enjoy summer winding down.  I never felt it wound up.  There’s still plenty of time to roast some weenies.  Macaronic!             

Open Blog - Wednesday

Oh no!

Vote

Spring partisan primary elections are held today. 

Racine County Eye has the information you need to vote:  

http://racinecountyeye.com/2014/08/10/voter-guide-2014-partisan-primary-election/

Open Blog - Tuesday

A little too much glitter for me.

"Heroin Anonymous meetings start August 21st"

From RacineUncovered:

"Heroin Anonymous group/meeting starting August 21st at the ZCI Center (ZCI is only hosting the location meeting space) If you have any questions please contact Dustin at 262-676-4311"

Credit: Racine Uncovered

Read more: http://racineuncovered.org/2014/08/heroin-anonymous-meetings-start-august-21st/

Cryo Cream!

I was on a trip to San Francisco last week and stayed at a hotel near the airport for the meetings (didn't even get into the city!) The last night there, I went out to dinner in Burlingame with some friends. The hotel had a free shuttle and it dropped us off right in front of a place we all knew we had to try: Cryo Cream.

 Cryo Cream makes your ice cream fresh after your order it using liquid nitrogen. Pick your flavor, everything gets put into the machine and then the liquid nitrogen is added to freeze it in a puff of steam.

 Water vapor from the atmosphere condenses and forms ice on the very cold tubes carrying the liquid nitrogen.

 And the back wall is decorated kind of retro-sciencey.

Somehow the ice cream did not get a picture taken...it went too fast. What a great concept for an ice cream shop with uber nerd appeal!

Everyone's Dream Throne

Open Blog - Monday

I've had a few like that.

Pretty Bird! Grosbeaks and Allies

It has been awhile since I ran a birding post up here... I'd like to turn the attention to some of the prettier birds in Wisconsin, some of which people are familiar with, grosbeaks, cardinals and tanagers. Under the classification  name of Cardinalidae, these beautiful birds are characterized for their strong, robust seed eating bills and colorful plumage. There are 11 Wisconsin species...

The first one and personal favorite is the the Scarlet Tanager (see pictures below-male taken at Horicon Marsh 5 17 2014 and female at Shoop Park 5 16 2014) and it's easy to see why. The male's bold blood red body offset by jet black wings make them eye candy for me. Look for them high in the trees in large forested areas in the spring and summer months across the state. They are more common than most people think.

 

 

Perhaps America's most popular and recognized bird, it's the state bird to seven states, is the Northern Cardinal ( pictures below - male taken at Bong SRA 2 9 2013 female taken at Bong SRA 4 15 2013). Not only their territorial call appeals to many, their bold red plumage and crest makes them stand out. Abundant year round in the state, this bird is a treat to forests, backyards and feeders.

 

Black and white with a rosy red breast are the identifying marks of a male Rose Breasted Grosbeak (see picture below taken by the Wind Point Lighthouse 5 14 2014). The female is quite different, brown with pale underparts and thin, dark breast streaks (see picture below the male taken at Horicon Marsh 5 25 2013). They are found all areas of the state. Look for them on forest edges and woodlots. Their song is similar to the Robin's, but more melodious.

 

 

Please forgive my picture (see below taken at Grant Park, South Milwaukee 5 9 2014), it's the only one I have of this brilliantly blue Indigo Bunting. While the male looks stunning, the female (see picture below the male taken at Horicon Marsh 7 2 2013) is just basically brown with a white throat and faint streaks. Look for the Indigo Buntings on the edges of woods and fields across the state, especially in hedgerows. Males will typically sing from the tallest perch in sight.

 

 

    

Resembling like a miniature Meadowlark, the Dickcissel (see picture below taken at Buena Vista Grasslands near Stevens Point, WI) is a prairie grosbeak of sorts. Brown on the back with yellow on the underside and a black 'V' on the chest would be their basic description.  Look for these guys in the prairies and grassland across the state (they are especially plentiful at Buena Vista) during the summer months. Males can be seen singing away on telephone wires and fence posts.

Other grosbeak species that have been seen in Wisconsin are: the Summer Tanager, Western Tanager, Black Headed Grosbeak, Blue Grosbeak, Lazuli Bunting and the Painted Bunting. All are considered accidental at this point, meaning only a handful of sightings of each are reported. These birds are out of their normal range. However, evidence shows that the Summer Tanager and the Blue Grosbeak may be extending their range.

I've been meaning to ask this on my other blogs, but I'll ask now.... Which of these birds have you seen? And where? When? I'd LOVE to hear stories about animals. Please share questions and thoughts! 

   

Just Got My First Political Phone Call Of The Season

A robocall.  I stupidly answered it.


From now through the spring elections, we're going to be bombarded with information. 


Most of it will be lies.

"Supermoon" Sunday

Open Blog - Weekend

Get to it!

"Laundry Love Coming to Hospitality Center of Racine"

From Racine County Eye:



By Heather Asiyanbi in Community · August 8, 201

"A new type of ministry is currently being organized that aims to help further lift up the Racine area’s homeless through what is, for most of us, the everyday act of laundry.
 
"Laundry Love is a fairly simple program: volunteers take over a local laundromat – in one city they choose the slowest day of the week – and they pay for both the washing and drying of homeless individuals’ clothes.
 
"In the video accompanying this story, Laundry Love is described as both a way to connect and build relationships between the poor and the community and as a 'modern day foot washing.'”

Read more:  http://racinecountyeye.com/2014/08/08/laundry-love-coming-hospitality-center-racine/


I've known bars that physically connected to a laundromat.  Why not churches, too?

Fantasy Football!

If anyone is interested we are looking for people that would like to join our Fantasy Football this year. It is up and ready for people to join us. This is a lot of fun and I hope we get enough people to sign up.

Four for Fridays

Hello everyone and welcome back! It has been one of those monotonous weeks. The same old, same old type of stuff. Anyways, your questions...

1) What can 15 cents can buy you these days?

2) What kind of television set do you have?

3) How big is your DVD collection?

4) What do you think is the most difficult sport?

Enjoy your weekend!

Open Blog - Friday

You do seem to have lost some weight.

"Cement truck doesn't give a f*ck"

That's some serious tailgating going on there.

"IS MAYOR JOHN DICKERT, JUST ONE BIG LIE?"

From Racine Community Media:





"RACINE- ALDERWOMAN SANDY WEIDNER HAS HAD ENOUGH OF MAYOR JOHN DICKERT’S CONSTANT LYING TO THE PUBLIC AND CALLS HIM A 'BALD FACED LIAR' ON RACINE RADIO WRJN. 'YOU’RE BALD FACE LYING, AND IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME!!!! I’M CALLING YOU ON THE LIES YOUR TELLING!' ALDERWOMAN SANDY WEIDNER ALSO GOES ON TO SAY, 'YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PUBLIC HEARING AND A CLOSED SESSION!!!'”

Read more: http://racinecommunitymedia.tumblr.com/post/94071267413/is-mayor-john-dickert-just-one-big-lie-racine

Related: http://racineexposed.wordpress.com/2014/08/03/racine-mayor-john-dickerts-first-lie-on-wrjn/

Related:  http://journaltimes.com/news/opinion/mailbag/hanging-on-for-taxpayers/article_f293012a-2c9b-5ab2-907d-f84ed8fd5dcf.html

Related: http://journaltimes.com/news/local/mayor-alderman-squabble-over-development-on-radio/article_ec7343be-1656-555f-b0da-8971549267e4.html

Related: http://www.jtirregulars.com/2014/08/top-story_2.html

The Muppets went to Jamaica

Alltime10s Thursdays

Open Blog - Thursday

He looks like fun.

"Police: Naked Man Cited, Admits Drinking Problem"

Credit: Bob Roberts Online

From Racine County Eye:

By Heather Asiyanbi in Crime · August 5, 2014

"Racine police say a 45-year-old man is facing a misdemeanor charge of lewd behavior after neighbors reported him repeatedly for walking around his northside neighborhood naked.

"David Stelmack, of Racine, was charged Tuesday in Racine County Circuit Court with one misdemeanor count of lewd and lascivious behavior. If convicted, he could face up to 90 days in jail and/or up to $1,000 in fines.

"According to the criminal complaint, officers were called at 6:54 p.m. Monday to the 3600 block of St. Clair for a report of a naked man walking around drunk. When police arrived, neighbors said Stelmack was walking around drunk, naked and causing problems. Officers had been called to the same address earlier in the day for a similar incident."

Read more: http://racinecountyeye.com/2014/08/05/police-naked-man-cited-admits-drinking-problem/

"Name the Cubs Contest Presented by Johnson Bank"

 

"The Pride of Racine 'Name the Cubs' contest presented by Johnson Bank begins Wednesday, August 6 at noon, all Racine area Johnson Bank locations will have 'Name the Cub' contest forms and ballot boxes ready to accept submissions from the community. 

"The naming contest runs through Monday, August 18. Once closed, Racine Zoo staff will review all submissions and work with Johnson Bank officials to select the winners. Winners will receive a prize package provided by the Zoo and Johnson Bank.  Winning names will be announced on Thursday, August 21 outside the Zoo’s historic Vanishing Kingdom Building around 6:30 p.m."

Read more:  https://www.racinezoo.org/pride-racine


Aw, such sweet little pussycats.

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my cool cucumbers (pickles?)!  How are you?  If this weather is any indication of the winter to come, we’re in for it again.  I love the cool days and nights, though. 

A friend told me yesterday that we’re down about 2 inches of water from normal.  I thought our rainy spring took care of that.  In fact, the Journal Times had an article on how the excessive water was hurting crops: http://journaltimes.com/news/local/high-rainfall-damages-crops/article_22e45ec2-ff8f-5590-82f2-43f71634a0f5.html  Oops, that was Burlington, and less than a month ago.  My friend says he is watering his garden.  Something’s not right.  Actually, we’ve been saying that for some time now.

As some of you may have noticed, most of my blogs before last week have had my profile picture removed.  The administrators believe that this is part of a bigger problem they recently had in signing in to Blogger and the use of non-gmail email accounts.  Sign in, schmign in!  I recognize the work of my archenemy, Lady Cassandra.  She and I once were friends, but I broke it off after I caught her in bed with my then-husband.  She still pulls childish pranks like the deleting of my picture. I bet she’s behind it.

The Green Bay Packers announced that they will induct Brett Favre into the Packers Hall of Fame sometime next year.  How do you feel about that?  Yes?  No?  You don’t know?  He did lead the Packers to many wins.  But I resent everything that happened after Favre first “retired.”  Too bad we won’t see him against Rodgers again.  I guess I really don’t care.  I want to know who’s playing this year.  If Rodgers is as strong as they say he looks, Super Bowl here we come.

Here’s a cute video that I found:

Thank you, my dears, for stopping by to read my blog.  I love you all!

Questions?  Answers: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com

Enjoy the weather and have fun, everybody.  Protect your skin and eyes from the sun to avoid future complications.  The next generation will probably never leave home.  Exenterate!   

Open Blog - Wednesday

Woo Hoo to you, too.

"Piano Hour With Charlie"

Can your Harry do that?

Open Blog- Tuesday

Well, stop choking yourself.

"Microsoft to give away Windows 9 for free to Vista, XP users?"

"Could Microsoft go as far as giving Windows 9 away for free to Windows XP, Vista and Windows 7 users? This may well be the case as the focus moves away from Windows 8 towards its successor, which is expected to land in spring 2015.

"In a blog post, ZDNet's Mary Jo Foley cites rumours that Microsoft could be offering "some kind deal" to users of the three operating systems to entice them to move away from legacy platforms. Such a deal, she writes, could be in the form of a free upgrade.

"Microsoft has offered such deals to kickstart transitions from older platforms to newer ones in the past, but given the large contingent of Windows XP users out there, a freebie might lure them to Windows 9 - rather than Google Chrome or Apple's OS X."

Read more: http://www.techradar.com/news/software/operating-systems/microsoft-to-give-away-windows-9-for-free-to-vista-xp-users--1260160?src=rss&attr=all


But wouldn't that piss off all the people who paid for Windows 8?

Rate Racine

Open Blog - Monday

What, me worry?

"The 10 Most Boring Places In Wisconsin"

From The Journal Times.com: 

"Street Talk: The Movoto Real Estate Blog called Mount Pleasant and Caledonia the two most boring towns in Wisconsin. Do you think Mount Pleasant and Caledonia are boring? Why or why not?"

Read more:  http://journaltimes.com/news/local/street-talk-the-movoto-real-estate-blog-called-mount-pleasant/article_a7b79af8-203d-59a6-914b-2c6724fdc3ee.html


"These Are The 10 Most Boring Places In Wisconsin" - http://www.movoto.com/wi/most-boring-places-in-wisconsin/


As I grow older, I think boring is better.

Inquiring minds...

THIS is Harry, the feathered version.

THIS Harry, is a juvenile Black Crowned Night Heron.

Drew was able to get these amazing pictures for us. 

Drew and THB came to our rescue and ID'd this guy, who

was hanging around a lagoon for a couple hours

when my sister and I were down there

this past Monday.

Not to be confused with our own featherless "Harry"...

Guess there can't be only one, sorry!