Saturday, April 18, 2015

"This Rescue Dog Really Doesn't Like To Eat Alone"



Awww!

"Samsung Galaxy S6 vs Apple iPhone argument ends in stabbing"



Someone should make a FistPhone.

Weekend Funny

"Genius Sets Rental Car On Fire After Trying To Kill Bed Bugs With Alcohol"

By PhilHaney  on Break:
 
"It’s safe to say that Scott Kemery is not getting back the deposit for his rental car. What is not safe is Kemery’s ideas on how you should exterminate bed bugs from said rental car. This past Tuesday the Long Island man was traveling in Eastport, New York when he noticed that his rental was infested with bed bugs. Gross!


Everyone enjoyed watching the great bed bug hunt.

"Faced with the creepy crawlers, instead of returning the car and demanding a bed bug free vehicle or risking a few bite, Kemery later told police that he knew of a brilliant method to rid the car of critters; someone had told him that dousing bed bugs with rubbing alcohol does the trick. So Kemery bought a container of rubbing alcohol, pulled into a shopping center parking lot and saturated the inside of the car with the liquid. Bet those car seats were good and squishy. Squish!

 
What was happening in the back seat of that car that it had bed bugs in it?

"After all of that hard work it was time for a smoke break! So while sitting inside the car he lit up a cigarette. Darwin strikes again. A fireball engulfed the car, setting it ablaze in addition to the two cars next to it. Kaboom!



"Luckily Kemery was able to escape the vehicle, but suffered first and second degree burns all over his body. He is currently at the hospital and police have not yet charged him with any crimes; I think living with his stupidity is punishment enough. The good news is I think he killed all of the bed bugs in the car.

"Another view of the fire:"



Follow Phil Haney on Twitter @PhilHaney
Source: ABC 7
http://www.break.com/article/man-sets-rental-car-on-fire-kill-bed-bugs-alcohol-2847267


As some of you may know, I had bed bugs a little over a year ago.  I heartily endorse this method of bed bug eradication.  The only good bed bug is a dead bed bug or a crispy critter.

Open Blog - Weekend


Take it easy.

Friday, April 17, 2015

"Faces of the world……….."

A Palestinian girl with a Kalashnikov rifle, amid Islamic Jihad militants in Gaza City

https://dawgonnit.wordpress.com/2015/04/17/faces-of-the-world-10/


She's one of thousands.

And I thought I had a rough childhood.

Weekday Funny

From Knuckledraggin My Life Away:

Four for Fridays

Hello everyone and welcome back! Crazy week to start, then it simmered down a bit.... Not bad at all. The fun part is that I got my weekend free! Anyways, your questions....

1) What did you do on your 18th birthday?

2) Do you drink bottled water?

3) What kind of birthday cards do you send to people you know? (humorous, sentimental, whatever)

4) How often are you on the computer?

Enjoy your weekend!

OrbsCorbs



Open Blog - Friday


Everything tastes better on Friday.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

"Don't Take the High Road - Colorado's Department of Transportation TV Commercial Ad "

""'Pretty Betty' American Diner. 'Real Russia' ep.88"



Watch out, McDonald's! "Pretty Betty" American Diner could give you a run for the money.

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my lads and lassies!  How are you? We’re finally inching our way up the thermometer.  It won’t be long before we’re complaining about the heat and humidity.  Life goes in cycles.  Psychos?  No, cycles.

And speaking of cycles, I’ll get in my weekly nag early about watching out for bikes and bicycles and kids.  In many collisions between bike and car, the car driver says, “I didn’t see the motorcycle.”  This, in turn, throws more fuel on the motorcycle exhaust noise controversy.  A guy pulled up next to me at a stoplight on a full dress hog.  He kept gunning the engine.  I yelled to him, “Get a Japanese bike, they idle fine.”  So he made more noise.  Sad.  I get very tired very early in the season of boom cars, motorcycles with straight pipes and/or loud stereos, and crotch rockets that curdle earwax as they scream by.  Why do these people feel that they have a right to inflict their noisy machinery upon us?  There are laws against this, but they are rarely enforced.  I guess it just comes with the territory in spring/summer/fall.

I know that today is Tax Day and I hope that none of my Irregulars gets hit too hard.  I usually get a refund. This year it was only $52.  I remember some years when I pulled in hundreds of dollars.  The world is a different place now.  I find myself competing against illegals, so-called “psychics,” who set up shop anywhere, even on a street corner, and undercut all of my prices on everything.  It’s very hard to compete when the playing field isn’t level.  I pay my taxes, but those fly-by-night operators never give a nickel to Uncle Sam.  If any of them give me any trouble, I’ll place the dreaded Curse of Zoltar® upon them.

Has anything rocked your world lately?  I feel so “blah” these days. Maybe it will disappear with warmer weather.

Señor Zanza and Junior have NOT finished spring cleaning.  Whenever I remind either of them about it, they make a half-hearted effort to pick up a few things.  Then they hope I’ll forget.  Men!  I’ll probably end up doing most of it myself.

Below is a short film/video entitled “Gift.”  It’s a Hungarian production from https://www.facebook.com/DeadLensPictures.  I’m not quite sure what to make of it.  I went to the Facebook site.  Of course, it’s Hungarian.  I used Google Translate to try to get the gist of the video.  I still don’t completely understand it.


Anyway, it seems sad and we’ve had enough of that.  All of you, Irregular or otherwise, who read my blog make my week.  I love my readers.

Hungarian in one short lesson: MadameZoltar@jtirregulars.com

Enjoy the spring, my dears.  We paid for it by enduring winter.  Get out there and sprain something.  It’s the American thing to do.      

Open Blog - Wednesday


Don't monkey around with the IRS.

Monday, April 13, 2015

‘Free-range’ kids

This is total insane and out of control!

The Silver Spring siblings were about 2 1/2 blocks from their home Sunday when Montgomery County police got a call reporting them — gasp — playing alone.

“The police coerced our children into the back of a patrol car and kept them trapped there for three hours, without notifying us, before bringing them to the Crisis Center, and holding them there without dinner for another two and a half hours,” their mom, Danielle Meitiv, said to her Facebook friends. “We finally got home at 11 pm and the kids slept in our room because we were all exhausted and terrified.”

Click here to read the full article  Free Range Kids

This was the 2nd time someone called the police on these kids. To me it appears the same person must placing the calls to the police.

When I was 10 we went where ever we wanted, the 'rule' was, we had to be in the front yard when the streetlights came on! Rules change especially in Racine since City Hall has turned off some of the street lights.

Very interesting article to read; how crazy this country is really becoming.


Source: 




Open Blog - Monday


And I'm hypnotized.

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Women Drivers


It starts early.

"Young Woman Calmly And Eloquently Explains Why She's Not A Feminist"

"Coconut Oil - the magic elixir on The Second City Project"



http://www.globaltv.com/thesecondcityproject/

"Get Away from Me, Hoe! - Break's Salty Saturdays"

The Report for after the Storm!

Yes the JTI storm reporter did her job and went out to check around how bad the storm was. I will let you know this much if we get another storm before the water has a chance to go down the Root River is going to go over and also some of the side roads out in the country. I just could not believe how much rain did come down. Then on the news they say we only got 2 1/2 inches of rain not true it was a lot more than that. I can tell by the river.

On the west side of interstate 94 got it worse then we did. Drew and I went out that way to do some birding yesterday when he got off of work. You would not believe it out there we seen small branches on the road and you could tell in spots that the water did go over the roads. I do have a picture of a farm out there too.

Here are some pictures I did take yesterday-

                                       This is by the Root River on 5 Mile Rd in Caledonia Wi.

                                       This is by the Root River on 5 Mile Rd in Caledonia Wi.

                           This is by the Great Blue Heron nests on Nicholson Rd in Caledonia Wi.

                      This is on the West side of Interstate 94 on 2 Mile Rd. this is the farm field.

I hope that everyone enjoys the pictures and then you know how much rain we did get.



"Illinois company refurbishing Jacato Drive apartments"

From The Journal Times.com:

". . . . .

"Beth David, whose non-for-profit community group We Are Racine is located at 2432 Jacato Drive, has also been impressed by the work going on at the buildings.

"'When I heard they were sold, I thought, "here we go again," David said Friday, noting that she changed her mind as soon as she saw the renovations.

"'Oh my God, it’s phenomenal,' David said. "I see a lot of hope over there –hope where I have never seen hope.'"

Read more: http://journaltimes.com/news/local/illinois-company-refurbishing-jacato-drive-apartments/article_3b2bd7a4-21ff-5848-8af1-8ceb18a8bf42.html


Like someone says in the Journal Times comments, neither Beth nor her group will see one penny of any profits.  This is truly a case of a neighborhood rehabbed by the residents themselves.  That's what made it attractive to investors.

Open Blog - Weekend


Take it easy.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Spring Gardening Tips

Bicycle Bat

Tucson just finished a new trail that fills in a gap along the Pantano Wash near Broadway Boulevard. The bridge over the wash has a huge bat colony underneath it. As part of this project, they installed a new sculpture along the trail: I present Bicycle Bat.



Unintentional house 'pets'

Spiders don't scare me. 
I actually like having them around.
I know they eat other bugs and are fond of flies, 
so as long as they behave, they have a safe home here. 
Yes, I've even named a few. This one, is Jake. He hung out in our upstairs bathroom for some time. He's moved on, and I've lost tabs on him :(
Hopefully he's keeping his belly full of unwanted creepy crawlies!
Leggy Larry, however, wasn't a welcomed guest.
He meandered in front of me, just to the left of my monitor, Tuesday morning while I was waking up. I did not scream. I DID, however, gasp just a little.
I moved my light to shine on him and see if he'd scamper back wherever he came from. He, instead, chose to 'sun' himself for a bit, before darting into my feather duster that I keep behind my monitor, feathers up. I quickly took my duster out the back door and shook him into the great outdoors, before resuming my morning awakening. Long live Larry, somewhere else.
Life is never dull around here!

Four for Fridays

Hello everyone and welcome back! A little bit of a quicker week for me..... Less overtime. I wonder how long that will last. Looking forward to a nice weekend. Anyways, your questions...

1) If dinosaurs were able to be revived from extinction, should it be done?

2) What road conditions do you think is the worst to drive in?

3) What is the most embarrassing song in your collection?

4) How often do you take pictures?

Enjoy your weekend!

Open Blog - Friday


What a party girl!

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my guys and dolls!  How are you?  We’re still on the temperature rollercoaster.  It’s been weeks.  40’s today, 60’s tomorrow.  I never know what to wear outside anymore.  Cold and dry in the morning, hot and humid by lunchtime, snow in the evening, frost overnight.  How can you prepare for that?  Just take your entire wardrobe with you, and then you’ll be “covered.”

We had a quiet Easter at home with me, Junior, and Señor Zanza.  Some ham and mashed potatoes, various veggies and some hot buns.  The ham didn’t last long with Junior around.  We didn’t color any eggs this year.  That’s the first time since Junior’s birth.   

What a terrible loss that UW sustained at the hands of Duke University.  Just like our Packer season:  a wonderful record topped by a loss.  Well, the fact of the matter is that placing second, or third, is nothing to be ashamed of.  Quite the contrary.  Instead of mourning the loss, we should celebrate that UW made it as far as it did.  There’s nothing “wrong” with second place.  It still places UW very near the top of the basketball heap.

Did your candidates win in the election?  Mr. Mayor Dickert held off a challenge to his seat, but the President of Mount Pleasant was unseated.  My candidate, Honesty Wrapped in Common Sense, didn’t appear anywhere on my ballot.  I can’t wait to see what Racine looks like at the end of Mr. Mayor’s term, which will mark 10 years in office for him and should show that Racine is a “Top Ten city.”  I’m not even sure of what that means.  Politicians are the masters of double-talk.  Some people talk of a clique of politicians locally that results in thousands of tax dollars for certain clique members.  Who knows?

Here’s a cute little video for the dog lovers amongst us:


Sometimes I swear that the tension in my head sounds just like that howling to me.  Not hard to see who the alpha dog is in the video.  I mean, the husky isn’t fetching slippers.

That’s it for this week, my Zoltar® Rangers™.  I enjoy a wide variety of subjects and people.  Thank you for sharing it with me.

How elections work: MadameZoltar@jtirregulars.com

I love you my dears.  The rising temperatures will mean more time spent outside in play.  Enjoy yourself, but start out slow.  We don’t need any more injuries than the Packers do.  Keep your eyes peeled for motorcycles and kids.  And kids on motorcycles. I love you all.

Open Blog - Wednesday


Have a good day.

Monday, April 6, 2015

Oh well

At least we made it to the final game Go Badgers

Congrats Duke on a tough game
From The Journal Times.com:

"Man wearing garbage bag robs Sturtevant store"

"The suspect is described as a white male, 5 feet 8 inches tall, wearing a black coat and blue jeans with a garbage bag over his head."

Read more: http://journaltimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/man-wearing-garbage-bag-robs-sturtevant-store/article_b7ab7964-f3ab-5a94-8469-89e3bc171784.html


You'd think he'd have the decency to steal a ski mask before he hit the Sturtevant store.

Beware of the Dog


All he wants is his belly rubbed.

Open Blog - Monday


Regift Mondays.

Saturday, April 4, 2015

"Daytime Fireworks Never Seen Before"



Cool!

Lunar Eclipse From Vegas

I have a three day weekend so decided to take off to Vegas. Well, there was also an unusual lunar eclipse this morning...unusual in that totality only lasted five minutes. The eclipse took place as the Moon as setting...think you would have missed totality from Racine but would have seen some partial phases.

Anyway, here are some shots I got this morning...enjoy!









Open Blog - Weekend


Hope you have a good one.