Monday, November 16, 2009

Political Humor

Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used the expression "Bull S***". As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS".

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?

A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half truth or just stupid. It covered any number of negative formats. The dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially: foolish insolent talk. I have decided that I no longer will use either of those expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I will use the word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi." I encourage you to do the same. It is such a nasty word. It really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be entered into the dictionary. When on a ranch watch your step and don't step in Pelosi. It will get on the bottom of your boot and won't go away until next election. What a descriptive legacy for the Speaker of the House!

9 comments:

hale-bopp said...

I prefer the term Limbaugh...Load of Limbaugh has a nice alliteration to it. And it sounds close to limburger implying a certain smell.

hale-bopp said...

Oh almost forgot, Rick Santorum DOES have something named after him in the Urban Dictionary. Warning: Not for the faint of heart!

Beejay said...

Oh, Pelosi you! I like it, I like it!

Toad said...

SER: That's not bad. My dad prefered "Bull Sh**" so I will stick to that, but I do like your concept. It could be used in soooooooo many ways.

Why Not? said...

eww hale.. I should have listened to your warning..

kkdither said...

Yes, curiosity killed the cat.....

drewzepmeister said...

EEEWWWW!

OrbsCorbs said...

roflmao

hale-bopp said...

I bet you all see a sign that says wet paint and can't help touching it either :)com