Thursday, January 24, 2013

For BL Basketcase


I saw this on Break.com and immediately thought of you.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funnnnnnnny, she will adore this one, goes with MP barbie.

Anonymous said...

Yeh, that's about right, 10 heads, one for each MP (multiple personality) HAH!

kkdither said...

Ahhh, nothing like the feel of wind in your hair. Lol

SER said...

KK and don't forget the bugs on you teeth..

OKIE said...

This is funny.

BL Basketcase said...

WOW.... I have to respond to this later on as I am wearing my professional "head" right now... ORBS... Hmmmmmnnn......,. Anonie!!!!

Each head has a different demeanor... One is de meaner one. :p

legal stranger said...

One head is dameaner den da other
song:

one way or another they are going to find you, they will getu getu getu

one head, or another, is meaner, meaner than da other other other ...
Hah........today is sing along,ride along with barbie day.

Anonymous said...

"professional head"

hmmmmmmm.

legal stranger said...

I wonder if BLBasketcase is a head hunter?

OrbsCorbs said...

Just think of all the decapitated Barbies laying around. Oh the horror!

BL Basketcase said...

That is what I call totem pole Barbie....

What a nice JTI Family I have.

Bugs in my teeth! Wind in my hair!
Multiple Personalities! Professional Head ( might be a hidden compliment) Butt...hahaaha I said Butt....

Here is a true article for you to read.

MANSFIELD, OH—Residents of this central Ohio town are reeling from Monday's discovery of the severely burned and mutilated body of a Barbie doll, found buried in a shoebox in the backyard of a local residence.

The backyard site where the decapitated Barbie was discovered.

An as-yet-unnamed 8-year-old girl is being held in connection with the grisly crime.

According to the Richland County Coroner's Office, the nude, 11 1/2" doll, identified as a Butterfly Princess Barbie, was exhumed from its shallow grave at approximately 4 p.m. by the suspect's mother. The Barbie was missing its head and left arm, and had suffered extensive burns on its legs and torso. Teeth marks, tentatively identified as human, were also found on the right leg.

Initial forensics reports indicate that the crime likely occurred three to four weeks ago. Police are still searching the backyard and house for the head.

"I'm in total shock," said Annette Dolmer, 36, a neighbor of the unidentified girl. "[She] always seemed so sweet and quiet. She'd often come over and play with my 7-year-old, and she never behaved unusually. Just a nice, average girl. She's the last person you'd ever think could be capable of something so gruesome."

According to Mansfield police, the suspect has a long history of toy abuse. In May 1995, the then-5-year-old slammed a door on her Slinky dog, severing the coiled wire comprising its midsection. In January 1997, the girl poured a jar of plastic beads into her Easy Bake oven, lodging them inextricably in the oven's workings and effectively destroying the miniature baking device.

"Based on the girl's track record of engaging in destructive and aberrant behavior with regard to her toys," said Mansfield police chief Cedric Hudson, "she would have to be considered the prime suspect in this case."

Hudson would not comment on the possibility that the beheading was a "copycat" crime inspired by a much-publicized incident in nearby Ashland this past April, when a Ken doll was found in a toolshed immersed in a hardened block of wax. Two boys, ages 12 and 13, were arrested in connection with the Ken torture and will stand trial in juvenile court next month.

While the girl is regarded as the prime suspect in the Barbie butchering, her brother is also under suspicion. Like his sister, the 10-year-old boy has a history of toy abuse, setting fire to Hot Wheels cars in his driveway on two separate occasions.

"He really seemed to be taking sadistic glee from burning those cars," said neighbor James Brodhagen, 44, who witnessed the Hot Wheels incidents. "I certainly wouldn't put doll dismemberment past a kid like that."

Mattel, manufacturer of the Barbie doll, released an official statement denouncing the crime Monday. "The Mattel Corporation is stunned and saddened by this appaling act of toy abuse," the statement read. "But we must not lose sight of the fact that the vast majority of American girls who own Barbie dolls do so responsibly, cherishing them as the objects of beauty, fantasy and imaginative play that they are."

"I got her one for her birthday last year, thinking she might treat this one better," the suspect's mother told reporters. "By the end of the week, she had lost its shoes, its dress was in tatters, and she'd given it a Mohawk haircut."

"One thing's for sure," the woman added, "that little missy isn't getting another Barbie until she learns to play nice."

legal stranger said...

This explains one of the MP's
I think kk is right,
fight fight money's on barbie

BL Basketcase said...

I just want to start my campaigne against Barbie Abuse....I need people to become aware of this real problem. The president, as well as all the locals, need to step in and up to the plate to fight this type of abuse.

OrbsCorbs said...

Just say NO to Barbie abuse.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if a blow up barbie has been made , it could be called
"barbie blows"

BL Basketcase said...

She would only have the one personality that you really like. Plus soft and quash.
When your done with her pull the plug and she will fly around he room for you

legal stranger said...

barbie was never known to use a broom
Stewardess barbie did fly, and often practiced being a member of the mile high club.

BL Basketcase said...

COFFEE TEA OR ME....NOT!

legal stranger said...

Hot!, her right index finger slipped down.

Coffee , tea or me .......whoooopeee

andromodo77 said...

Bet dollars to diapers that you have never seen an eskimo barbie


How do you compliment an eskimo barbie ?



Nice tooth



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