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Saturday, July 23, 2011
It Doesn't Get Better
A little parody from Funny or Die. One of the cast is a former student of mine, one went to the school I taught at if Florida (he transferred before I had him in class but I worked tech in theater so I knew him from there) and the director of photography is an old friend from theater in Florida. Give them some love,
Friday, July 22, 2011
We're #4!
Fourth highest personal tax out of all the other states per a study of all states. Notice the taxes businesses pay, and Scooter wants to tax them even less?
#4 . Wisconsin
Taxes paid by residents as pct. of income: 11%
Total state and local taxes collected: $41.7 billion
Pct. of total taxes paid by residents: 77.9%
Pct. of total taxes paid by non-residents: 22.1%
According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Wisconsin relies more on income and property taxes for its revenue than most states. In fact, both are approximately 25% higher than the national averages. The state receives a smaller portion of federal money than most others, leaving little room for this money to offset state spending. Worst still, taxes on industrial property owners rank among the bottom half, and often the bottom third, of the country, while residential taxes are among the greatest. According to a study by the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy, Wisconsin's middle class pays a bigger share of government spending than any other state, except for New York.
#4 . Wisconsin
Taxes paid by residents as pct. of income: 11%
Total state and local taxes collected: $41.7 billion
Pct. of total taxes paid by residents: 77.9%
Pct. of total taxes paid by non-residents: 22.1%
According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Wisconsin relies more on income and property taxes for its revenue than most states. In fact, both are approximately 25% higher than the national averages. The state receives a smaller portion of federal money than most others, leaving little room for this money to offset state spending. Worst still, taxes on industrial property owners rank among the bottom half, and often the bottom third, of the country, while residential taxes are among the greatest. According to a study by the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy, Wisconsin's middle class pays a bigger share of government spending than any other state, except for New York.
Four for Fridays
Hello everyone! Welcome back to Four Fridays after a sizzling hot week! So pull up a chair and grab a cold glass of water, because here are some random questions for you...
1) What did you do to stay cool in the heat?
2) When was the last time you ate out at a restaurant?
3) Would you rather be buried or cremated?
4) If a genie would grant you three wishes, what would your three wishes be?
Enjoy your weekend!
1) What did you do to stay cool in the heat?
2) When was the last time you ate out at a restaurant?
3) Would you rather be buried or cremated?
4) If a genie would grant you three wishes, what would your three wishes be?
Enjoy your weekend!
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Before Dawn
It just came to my attention that the band Before Dawn is playing at McAuliffe's Pub in Racine this Saturday night (probably about the time my plane lands). I hope I get there in time to race from the airport to see them.So why would I be so excited to see them? Well, they are pretty entertaining. I have their CD and they did a pretty good video of their song Proof. The male singer has a bit of Fred Schneider (of the B 52s) going on at times. But the real draw is Kate, one of my former students from when I taught in Florida.
Don't believe me? Well, here's Proof.
Holy CRAP! Food inflation is 20%
If it wasn't for the deflation of property, we'd be seeing inflation like the 70s. Yes I horde when I see a sale. After a month or two I go stock up again, and tonight my jaw hit the floor at the meat prices. Just nuts. I also found that WalMart isn't the low cost leader anymore.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
"Sewer geyser lifts car"
"Yesterday, there was a thunderstorm in downtown Montreal, causing much of its sewers to overflow. Something tells me this car isn't going to fetch too much at the used car dealership."
If this happened in Milwaukee, the car, and everything else, would be covered in poop.
Dear Madame Zoltar
Hello, my griddle iron all stars! How are you? Isn’t this heat something? And that something is: hot! How hot is it? It’s so hot that I thought I was entering menopause. Oh my. Thank God (and Thomas Edison and Westinghouse and whoever else) for air conditioning. I know that Mr. hale-bopp has probably grown accustomed to this type of heat, but we Midwesterners still consider it extraordinary. Or at least something to hype all over the news. What they say is true, though: stay in air conditioning if possible, or out of the sun and near a fan; stay hydrated; and check on your neighbors, especially the elderly, infirm and ill. Don’t be a fool and lose your cool. I just made that up. Or did I? Maybe I heard it somewhere else…I’m so looking forward to seeing my dear Irregulars again at the upcoming get-together. I can hardly wait to introduce you to the wonderful Senor Zanza. He, too, eagerly awaits meeting you all. Let the good times roll!
The downtown Music on the Monument series continues this Friday, July 22, from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m., with the Roy Edwards' Group Therapy Band (blues, rock).
Sunday, July 24, the Racine Concert Band will perform for free at the Racine Zoo Kiwanis Amphitheater starting at 7:30 p.m. Bring your own lawn chairs or blankets.
Unfortunately, the downtown Micros on the Monument auto show scheduled for Saturday was cancelled.
Here’s an interesting item from the Journal Times regarding our heat wave: “CONTACT THE JT: Are you without air conditioning?” http://www.journaltimes.com/news/local/article_677f143e-b250-11e0-a9cf-001cc4c002e0.html If you don’t have a/c, let them know and maybe you’ll become famous.
Finally, here are some life-saving tips for dealing with heat exhaustion from my friend, Captain Joe Bruni. I’m so happy to see that those acting lessons have helped him become more confident in front of the camera:
Thank you for beating the heat with a cool sip of my blog today. I so appreciate your loyalty. My readers are the best readers in the world. Hip-hip-hooray!
Show your love: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.
Remember to protect yourselves from the sun, my dears. Wear hats, wear sun block, wear radiation suits. Stay in the air conditioning whenever possible. Or a bathtub full of ice. Botryoid!
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
10 Cent Drinks
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Mesa, AZ. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - All Drinks 10 Cents.' They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"
There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a martini. In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis -- shaken, not stirred -- and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
The four men stare at the bartender for a moment and then look at each other. They can't believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.
They have each had two martinis and so far they've spent less than a dollar.
Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from Boston," the bartender said, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same."
"Wow!!!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.
The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there.
One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, "What's with them?"
The bartender says, "Oh, they're all old retired farmers from Wisconsin, waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price."
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"
There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a martini. In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis -- shaken, not stirred -- and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
The four men stare at the bartender for a moment and then look at each other. They can't believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.
They have each had two martinis and so far they've spent less than a dollar.
Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from Boston," the bartender said, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same."
"Wow!!!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.
The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there.
One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, "What's with them?"
The bartender says, "Oh, they're all old retired farmers from Wisconsin, waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price."
Monday, July 18, 2011
A Little Love For Radio Astron
There has been a lot of attention paid to the final shuttle mission and even the Dawn spacecraft going into orbit around the asteroid Vesta. Lost in all this is a pretty cool Russian led mission called Radio Astron. The final piece of this puzzle is now in place with the launch of the Spektr-R satellite last night.Spektr-R is a pretty impressive piece of engineering. This satellite is a radio telescope that will unfold in space to a diameter of 10 meters (over 30 feet). It's been launched into a very elliptical orbit that will range from about 10,000km from the Earth to 390,000 km from the Earth, a little farther from Earth than the Moon (and the Moon's gravity will slowly change its orbit over time!)
Okay, so we have a 10 meter radio dish orbiting the Earth. We have much larger radio dishes on Earth, so what' the big deal? Spektr-R will be used in conjunction with radio telescopes on Earth. By combining its observations with those made by radio telescopes on Earth, it can obtain the resolution equivalent to that of a single dish up to 390,000km across! That translates into a resolution over 1,000 times better than Hubble (but in the radio part of the spectrum). You can find a whole list of the ground based facilities it will work with here, including my beloved Green Bank Telescope.
This high resolution will enable us to really zoom in on the active regions surrounding black holes at the centers of galaxies, probably one of the most exciting problems this project will tackle.
This project has been a long time coming. It was first proposed over 30 years ago and been mired in technical, political and funding difficulties. It survived the breakup of the Soviet Union. I spent a summer at the National Radio Astronomy Observatory in Green Bank in 2003 and they had posters up highlighting their participation in this upcoming mission. Great to see it launched. I look forward to a successful check out for them and the first science observations later this year!
Reprinted with permission from the Half-Astrophysicist Blog.
Where to Retire?
I received this in an email. A few Irregular states are represented:
You can retire to Arizona, where...
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
OR
You can retire to California where...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.
OR
You can retire to New York City where...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan .
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
3. You think Central Park is "nature."
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
5. You've worn out a car horn. (Ed. Note if you have a car).
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
OR
You can retire to Minnesota where...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco ..
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for casserole.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
OR
You can retire to the Deep South where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Ellen, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
5. Everything is either "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder." It's important to know the difference, too.
OR
You can retire to Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and so he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
OR
You can retire to Wisconsin
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
OR
You can retire to California where...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.
OR
You can retire to New York City where...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan .
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
3. You think Central Park is "nature."
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
5. You've worn out a car horn. (Ed. Note if you have a car).
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
OR
You can retire to Minnesota where...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco ..
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for casserole.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
OR
You can retire to the Deep South where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Ellen, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
5. Everything is either "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder." It's important to know the difference, too.
OR
You can retire to Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and so he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
OR
You can retire to Wisconsin
where...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"
OR
FINALLY You can retire to Florida where.
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2.. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"
OR
FINALLY You can retire to Florida where.
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2.. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people
Blonde Men do exist
A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'
The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff....
I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her.
So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt....
So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants....
So I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts....
So I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
'Now go to town cowboy. '
'And here I am.'
Blonde Men do exist
Septoria leaf blight
Ohhhhhh I got fungus among us. Went to Steins and got a spray. No blight is right for my victory garden. Bunches and bunches of tomatoes. I've been watering from the top but will from the bottom from now on.
I just pruned my sweet basil. It was forming flowers and I read that you're supposed to prune them off before they bloom to promote bushiness and having the taste turn less sweet. The African basil doesn't have that problem and the flower stalks are so pretty. The plain basil and oregano have accepted their transplanting and are growing vigorously. The COOLEST thing is the watermelon vine. Supposedly all I am supposed to see is a pretty plant as we're too far north. Well, I just saw a 3/4" ball of fruit. Even if it doesn't grow larger than a baseball, I'll be tickled. Still no love or flowers on the red bell pepper plant.
Monkeying Around With Copyrights
I occasionally blog on copyrights as it is a big deal on the internet and for bloggers. A lot of people claim fair use, sometimes fairly sometimes not so much. One of the big problems can be determining who actually owns a copyright.Photographer David Slater was in Indonesia and some monkeys got hold of his camera and started taking pictures of themselves...really. You an see one here. Copyright law says the person who took the picture owns the copyright. If I loan you my camera and you take pictures, the copyright on the picture belongs to the photographer, not the camera. Of course you can buy the copyright from a photographer (I do that for my acting headshots so I can reproduce them for example) but there is no evidence the monkeys transferred the copyright in exchange for a bunch of bananas.
Slater has been sending takedown notices for these pictures even though his claim is pretty shaky. Many websites automatically take down materials without actually checking out if they are infringing (a common tactic to surpress videos on Youtube, including politically charged videos). You can hear about this story in a segment in this week's On the Media or read about it at Tech Dirt.
Wonder if this will get a take down notice?
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Regarding next Sunday's shindig -
OK boys and girls,our shindig is soon arriving.
Time for a final headcount - who's in?
I have received a decent number of RSVP's,
Can we get an official list here as well?
I emailed out the info. If for any reason you
did not get it, PLEASE contact me via email
and I will get it out to you.
lizardmom@jtirregulars.com
We have a plan, as well as a back up plan
if the weather doesn't cooperate
(like last year...)
Time to get this show on the road,
next week is coming FAST
see you all soon!
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Saturday Night Videos
Until recently, I never really was a big fan of AC/DC. Quite seemingly, in the last couple of years I've finally accepted AC/DC's classic rock status and even embraced them a little bit. Since then, I've picked up a couple of CD's from them in hopes to compile a best of collection from them. One of them, their third release High Voltage, offers up a plate of primal sleaze. The opening track "It's a Long Way to the Top (if You Wanna Rock n Roll)", really got me rockin'! I remembered hearing it for the first time in the Jack Black's movie School of Rock and became intrigued. Even more intriguing was the bagpipe solo on the tune. That's something you don't hear in rock and roll too often...
As I was digging through my collection looking for some lost classics that I haven't heard in awhile, I stumbled across Judas Priest's forth album, Stained Class. Released in 1978, before the days of the headbanging leather, Stained Class offers up streamlined, melodic metal reaching often new heights of power, speed, musicality, and malevolence. Never in your face like their more famous later day hits, Stained Class is focused with knife like precision. The songs pack an enormous visceral impact, jacked up to punk-level speed-leaving listeners with an all-out adrenaline rush.
Then there is the David Bowie led Tin Machine, a forgotten band from the '80's. Though Bowie is the lead singer, Tin Machine is a band with a band attitude. Their music is hard-edged guitar rock with an intelligence missing from much of the work of that genre at the time. Stunt guitarist Reeves Gabrels provides much in the way of ambient guitar solos. The album is a nice piece of artistry...
As I was digging through my collection looking for some lost classics that I haven't heard in awhile, I stumbled across Judas Priest's forth album, Stained Class. Released in 1978, before the days of the headbanging leather, Stained Class offers up streamlined, melodic metal reaching often new heights of power, speed, musicality, and malevolence. Never in your face like their more famous later day hits, Stained Class is focused with knife like precision. The songs pack an enormous visceral impact, jacked up to punk-level speed-leaving listeners with an all-out adrenaline rush.
Then there is the David Bowie led Tin Machine, a forgotten band from the '80's. Though Bowie is the lead singer, Tin Machine is a band with a band attitude. Their music is hard-edged guitar rock with an intelligence missing from much of the work of that genre at the time. Stunt guitarist Reeves Gabrels provides much in the way of ambient guitar solos. The album is a nice piece of artistry...
I loved the crooners.
Mom would yell at me to turn that nigger shit down. Kind of funny how all these years later she has become a lot more liberal and unbiased. I guess age does mellow some. George Benton.
Edwyn Collins - "A Girl Like You"
This is the one that has been rattling around in my head for the last few days. As far as I know, I haven't heard it in years.
"Residents contact your local aldermen about the Dickert lawsuit"
From Racine Uncovered:
Sorry I'm putinng this up late.
I agree with the above article. I believe the City Council may vote on this this coming Tuesday. I've contacted my alderman. Please let yours know how you feel about this, no matter which side you are on.
"It’s time for residents to say enough is enough, these are our tax dollars being used to run this city into the ground. The Executive Committee made up of Mayor John Dickert, Gregory Helding, Q.A. Shakoor, Sandy Weidner (Ald. Mike Shields sat in for Sandy), Aron Wisneski (Alderman Jim Kaplan sat in for Aron), Ron Hart made the decision that “We the city” and “We the people” should cover all legal fees and any awards regarding the slander suit of Bielefeldt v. Dickert v. Racine.
"Ald. Mike Shields was the only one who voted that the City of Racine SHOULD NOT pay for this lawsuit. We need to contact our aldermen and voice our concerns about paying for Mayor John Dickert’s personal lawsuit. This is not the responsibility of the City of Racine or the hard working people of Racine. Call, email, write and let the elected officials we are not going to stand for this.
"Here’s the link to the City of Racine to locate who your alderman is
Sorry I'm putinng this up late.
I agree with the above article. I believe the City Council may vote on this this coming Tuesday. I've contacted my alderman. Please let yours know how you feel about this, no matter which side you are on.
Friday, July 15, 2011
The Baby Boomers.
People born before 1946 were called The Silent generation..
People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers.
People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X.
And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called GenerationY.
Why do we call the last group Generation Y?
Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food?
Y are you always picking on me?
But a cartoonist explained it very eloquently below:
People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers.
People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X.
And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called GenerationY.
Why do we call the last group Generation Y?
Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food?
Y are you always picking on me?
But a cartoonist explained it very eloquently below:
Four for Fridays
Hello everybody! Welcome back to Four for Fridays! Vacation is over and it's back to the daily grind of things...Anyways, here's some random questions for ya!
1) Do you think kids are growing up to fast these days or not fast enough.
2) If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
3) Do you take the main streets or the back roads to get to your destination?
4) Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?
Enjoy your weekend!
1) Do you think kids are growing up to fast these days or not fast enough.
2) If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
3) Do you take the main streets or the back roads to get to your destination?
4) Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?
Enjoy your weekend!
Thursday, July 14, 2011
"Wi-Fi-hacking neighbor sentenced to 18 years"
"(Wired) -- A Minnesota hacker that prosecutors described as a 'depraved criminal' was handed an 18-year prison term Tuesday for unleashing a vendetta of cyberterror that turned his neighbors' lives into a living nightmare.
"Barry Ardolf, 46, repeatedly hacked into his next-door neighbors' Wi-Fi network in 2009, and used it to try and frame them for child pornography, sexual harassment, various kinds of professional misconduct and to send threatening e-mail to politicians, including Vice President Joe Biden.
"His motive was to get back at his new neighbors after they told the police he'd kissed their 4-year-old son on the lips.
"'Barry Ardolf has demonstrated by his conduct that he is a dangerous man. When he became angry at his neighbors, he vented his anger in a bizarre and calculated campaign of terror against them,' prosecutor Timothy Rank said in a court filing. 'And he did not wage this campaign in the light of day, but rather used his computer hacking skills to strike at his victims while hiding in the shadows.
"'Over months and months, he inflicted unfathomable psychic damage, making the victims feel vulnerable in their own home, while avoiding detection.'
"Ardolf's attorney, Kevin O'Brien, said in a telephone interview that 'it was a lengthy sentence for a first-time offender.' The defendant also forfeited his house and computer gear.
"Ardolf had no criminal record, but an investigation revealed that he'd also hijacked the Wi-Fi of other neighbors, and terrorized them as well.
"A father of two, Ardolf had turned down a 2-year plea agreement last year to charges related to the Biden e-mail. After that, the authorities piled on more charges, including identity theft and two kiddie-porn accusations carrying lifetime sex-offender registration requirements. He pleaded guilty to them all last year."
This guy is the neighbor from hell. Can you imagine someone like that trying to destroy your life? Ah, the wonders of the Information Age.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Dear Madame Zoltar
Hello, my luscious peaches! How are you? Are you enjoying our wonderful summer weather? As usual, there are lots of things to do in and around Racine this week. We may be in a recession and out of work, but that doesn’t stop Racine from having a good time. At right is a screenshot of upcoming events from the usual source, the Journal Times, http://www.journaltimes.com/lifestyles/leisure/article_ff8c2baa-7672-11e0-88b9-001cc4c03286.html Click to enlarge.
I was a little sad to read that the Zoo beach was recently closed because of E. coli. I know that this happens occasionally, and much less than it used to, but our lake and beaches once were such pristine places. Do you suppose it could have anything to do with the poop that Milwaukee sometimes pumps into Lake Michigan? Oh dear! How disgusting. It’s miraculous that we have award-winning drinking water.
Finally, here’s a joke that Junior told me:
“Debbie visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the crystal ball before her, the fortuneteller delivered the bad news:
“‘There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt – prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.’
“Visibly shaken, Debbie stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
“She simply had to know. She met the psychic’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:
"'Will I get away with it?’”
Oh my! Thank you for reading my blog this week, my dears. Regular or Irregular, I love you all. Our time together is wondrous and uplifting. Whee!
Who will win the Ironman? Find out here: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.
Enjoy the summer, my lovelies. This is why we tolerate winter’s wrath. Have fun, be safe, be happy. Hircismus!
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
Can't Hug Every Cat
A few weeks ago, we saw the crazy cat lady's viral e Harmony video. Now it has been remixed and set to music.
This is really an ad for Songify, an app that will run your speech through autotune, add some music and pump out vacuous pop music. Still a good way to take the joke a step further!
This is really an ad for Songify, an app that will run your speech through autotune, add some music and pump out vacuous pop music. Still a good way to take the joke a step further!
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Do I Need an Umbrella
Had to post something for Sunday.........
This is kinda neat, type in your zip code and it will tell you if you need an umbrella.
Do I Need an Umbrella
This is kinda neat, type in your zip code and it will tell you if you need an umbrella.
Do I Need an Umbrella
Saturday, July 9, 2011
One of those songs that stick in your mind
I graduated from high school and one week later I got my draft notice; I was still in the draft before they came up with the lottery or all that other crap.
Well Woodstock happened in 1969 and one of the “protest songs” was song by Country Joe and the Fish. In the late 60's and early 70's there where many protest song.
Just had to share it with you...
Country Joe's Anti Vietnam War Song Woodstock
Well Woodstock happened in 1969 and one of the “protest songs” was song by Country Joe and the Fish. In the late 60's and early 70's there where many protest song.
Just had to share it with you...
Country Joe's Anti Vietnam War Song Woodstock
S.C. Johnson
Oh man not again, I had to go to a Milwaukee newspaper to find out what is going on in Racine.
I’m not going to mention the newspaper names.
I was soooo depressed I had to have a couple of White Russians.
How’s that for an excuse to have an alcoholic refreshment?
Oh I crack myself up.....
I’m not going to mention the newspaper names.
I was soooo depressed I had to have a couple of White Russians.
How’s that for an excuse to have an alcoholic refreshment?
Oh I crack myself up.....
Friday, July 8, 2011
Old Country Buffet. 5:30
I think I will be going if anyone wishes to join me. If someone suggests a better place, I'm there also.
Four for Fridays
Hello everyone! Welcome back to another exciting episode of Four for Fridays! This time live from the boondocks of Northern Wisconsin! Yeah, I'm Up North. Here are some random questions...
1) Hanging the roll of toilet paper, inside or outside?
2) What the most unique or the rarest animal you've seen in the wild?
3) What's your favorite kind of vegetable?
4) Do you consider yourself a handyman or a mechanic?
Enjoy your weekend!
1) Hanging the roll of toilet paper, inside or outside?
2) What the most unique or the rarest animal you've seen in the wild?
3) What's your favorite kind of vegetable?
4) Do you consider yourself a handyman or a mechanic?
Enjoy your weekend!
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Forty
It must have been 1950. Racine, Wisconsin.
Was I nineteen. Was my father sixty
or sixty-one—the age I am now.
It must have been my first car, a Plymouth.
My father never drove, nor my mother.
Only one Armenian family,
as I remember, owned a car back then.
It is evening and I am driving him
to the Veteran’s building for some event
or meeting that he is attending.
We are downtown before I realize that
he is uncertain of the address.
He is used to walking everywhere,
and has become disoriented in my car
(but I don’t realize any of this
at the time). I am being impatient
with him. I don’t like being his chauffeur,
I want to get on with my life, not
be a helpmate in his.
Pull over, he says, reading my thoughts.
Which I do, feeling a little
uneasy, my conscience fighting
with my impatience. But I
pull over. He gets out and quickly
begins his hurried walk—
the walk I will always know
him by, and that I will always remember
when I think of him and think of myself.
He gets out in front of Woolworth’s.
It is dark out, but the street lights
are not on, and I am there, alone
in the semi-darkness,
unable to move, my car stationed at the curb.
And I am there still, watching,
staring at his back as he moves away,
knowing the Veteran’s building
is just three blocks away,
I would call if he could hear me
but he is on his own and alone
as I am
with whatever this is that I am.
--David Kherdian
David Kherdian grew up in Racine. According to his website, http://davidkherdian.com/, he "is an internationally known poet, novelist, and memorist, whose work has been published in 13 languages around the world. He has published thirteen volumes in his acclaimed Root River Cycle, consisting of poetry, memoirs, novels and novellas.
"His biography of his mother, The Road From Home, the sole survivor of her family of the Armenian Genocide, has been published around the world and has remained in print for 26 years."
See also: http://poetrydispatch.wordpress.com/2008/06/14/david-kherdian-nine-thirty-one-forty/
Was I nineteen. Was my father sixty
or sixty-one—the age I am now.
It must have been my first car, a Plymouth.
My father never drove, nor my mother.
Only one Armenian family,
as I remember, owned a car back then.
It is evening and I am driving him
to the Veteran’s building for some event
or meeting that he is attending.
We are downtown before I realize that
he is uncertain of the address.
He is used to walking everywhere,
and has become disoriented in my car
(but I don’t realize any of this
at the time). I am being impatient
with him. I don’t like being his chauffeur,
I want to get on with my life, not
be a helpmate in his.
Pull over, he says, reading my thoughts.
Which I do, feeling a little
uneasy, my conscience fighting
with my impatience. But I
pull over. He gets out and quickly
begins his hurried walk—
the walk I will always know
him by, and that I will always remember
when I think of him and think of myself.
He gets out in front of Woolworth’s.
It is dark out, but the street lights
are not on, and I am there, alone
in the semi-darkness,
unable to move, my car stationed at the curb.
And I am there still, watching,
staring at his back as he moves away,
knowing the Veteran’s building
is just three blocks away,
I would call if he could hear me
but he is on his own and alone
as I am
with whatever this is that I am.
--David Kherdian
"His biography of his mother, The Road From Home, the sole survivor of her family of the Armenian Genocide, has been published around the world and has remained in print for 26 years."
See also: http://poetrydispatch.wordpress.com/2008/06/14/david-kherdian-nine-thirty-one-forty/
3-D Printer
This is unreal, talk about things of the future a 3-D Printer
3-D Pinter
KK,you buy me one for my birthday?
3-D Pinter
KK,you buy me one for my birthday?
Your Bias Blind Spot
Fun discussion of bias...don't worry, he doesn't hit hot spot politics for his examples.
Miller Park sales-tax collections jump
Although the economy is still struggling, the Miller Park stadium district just received the largest June sales-tax distribution in its short history.
The June sales-tax distribution -- which actually represents collections from April -- totaled $2.48 million. That is 17.7% higher than last June's distribution and is the largest June collection ever.
The 0.1% sales tax is collected in Washington, Ozaukee, Milwaukee, Racine and Waukesha counties. The tax has been collected since 1996 and has been used for the construction and financing of Miller Park.
With the receipt of the June sales-tax distribution, the district has received $12.6 million in total tax distributions so far this year. That exceeds the district's projection by more than $875,000.Click here to See the full article at JSOnline
When this tax was added it was suppose to help out with the quality of life for the counties which have to pay it.
To date no one can show what it is doing for Racine or any of the other counties.
Business where suppose to grow thus increasing employment...never happened. Hotels where suppose to increase in business due to people going to watch the games, no one can prove it has. Local grocery stores were suppose to be selling more of their wares, no one can prove it. And the list goes on.
There are a lot of people, who do not mind paying the tax and a lot who despise it, I for one HATE it, it is totally wrong I should have to pay for a private business!
So to cure the problem, when you go to ‘check out’ everywhere you are shopping, you should be given the choice, “to pay or not to pay the tax”!
The June sales-tax distribution -- which actually represents collections from April -- totaled $2.48 million. That is 17.7% higher than last June's distribution and is the largest June collection ever.
The 0.1% sales tax is collected in Washington, Ozaukee, Milwaukee, Racine and Waukesha counties. The tax has been collected since 1996 and has been used for the construction and financing of Miller Park.
With the receipt of the June sales-tax distribution, the district has received $12.6 million in total tax distributions so far this year. That exceeds the district's projection by more than $875,000.Click here to See the full article at JSOnline
When this tax was added it was suppose to help out with the quality of life for the counties which have to pay it.
To date no one can show what it is doing for Racine or any of the other counties.
Business where suppose to grow thus increasing employment...never happened. Hotels where suppose to increase in business due to people going to watch the games, no one can prove it has. Local grocery stores were suppose to be selling more of their wares, no one can prove it. And the list goes on.
There are a lot of people, who do not mind paying the tax and a lot who despise it, I for one HATE it, it is totally wrong I should have to pay for a private business!
So to cure the problem, when you go to ‘check out’ everywhere you are shopping, you should be given the choice, “to pay or not to pay the tax”!
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
The Fireworks...
For those who missed the fireworks this year, here are some pics taken from by the lighthouse...
I kind of liked seeing the Racine skyline and the reflection on the water. It gives a surreal feeling. So does seeing the lighthouse at night....
I kind of liked seeing the Racine skyline and the reflection on the water. It gives a surreal feeling. So does seeing the lighthouse at night....
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