One commentator wrote: "Probably just a crossbreed between a fox squirrel and a black squirrel." I think it's more likely that it came from Chernobyl.
Thursday, August 20, 2015
Squirrel Integration
One commentator wrote: "Probably just a crossbreed between a fox squirrel and a black squirrel." I think it's more likely that it came from Chernobyl.
"Should Racine Unified Randomly Drug Test Students?"
From Racine County Eye:
By Heather Asiyanbi in Community, Schools · August 20, 2015
"Crivitz High School is now amongst a handful of Wisconsin schools that randomly drug test students who are involved in extracurricular activities and/or park their cars on school property.
"Supporters of the move say the testing will help identify students who are using drugs and may be at risk for greater trouble down the road.
"'We have a growing drug problem in Marinette County and in talking with the police force and talking with school administrators and other conference athletic directors, I just felt that as a school we could do something to try to deter students,' Crivitz Athletic Director and varsity football Coach Jeff Dorschner told WBAY Channel 2 News.
"Opponents say the drug testing is an invasion of privacy, but most parents the news station spoke with agreed with the new policy.
"Testing will be done every two weeks in groups of five randomly chosen student numbers. Urine samples will be collected at school and tested immediately. Results will be confidential, and students will not be expelled, but their parents will be involved, the story continues.
"If a test comes back positive, the student receives a code violation, has to sit out activities and attend counseling.
"Additional Wisconsin high schools that randomly drug test students include Kimberly, Florence, and De Pere."
Read more: http://racinecountyeye.com/should-racine-unified-randomly-drug-test-students/
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| Credit: Racine County Eye |
By Heather Asiyanbi in Community, Schools · August 20, 2015
"Crivitz High School is now amongst a handful of Wisconsin schools that randomly drug test students who are involved in extracurricular activities and/or park their cars on school property.
"Supporters of the move say the testing will help identify students who are using drugs and may be at risk for greater trouble down the road.
"'We have a growing drug problem in Marinette County and in talking with the police force and talking with school administrators and other conference athletic directors, I just felt that as a school we could do something to try to deter students,' Crivitz Athletic Director and varsity football Coach Jeff Dorschner told WBAY Channel 2 News.
"Opponents say the drug testing is an invasion of privacy, but most parents the news station spoke with agreed with the new policy.
"Testing will be done every two weeks in groups of five randomly chosen student numbers. Urine samples will be collected at school and tested immediately. Results will be confidential, and students will not be expelled, but their parents will be involved, the story continues.
"If a test comes back positive, the student receives a code violation, has to sit out activities and attend counseling.
"Additional Wisconsin high schools that randomly drug test students include Kimberly, Florence, and De Pere."
Read more: http://racinecountyeye.com/should-racine-unified-randomly-drug-test-students/
"Cheating website subscribers included WH, Congress workers"
From JSOnline:
"WASHINGTON (AP) - Hundreds of U.S. government employees - including some with sensitive jobs in the White House, Congress and law enforcement agencies - used Internet connections in their federal offices to access and pay membership fees to the cheating website Ashley Madison, The Associated Press has learned.
"The AP traced many of the accounts exposed by hackers back to federal workers. They included at least two assistant U.S. attorneys; an information technology administrator in the Executive Office of the President; a division chief, an investigator and a trial attorney in the Justice Department; a government hacker at the Homeland Security Department and another DHS employee who indicated he worked on a U.S. counterterrorism response team.
"Few actually paid for their services with their government email accounts. But AP traced their government Internet connections - logged by the website over five years - and reviewed their credit-card transactions to identify them. They included workers at more than two dozen Obama administration agencies, including the departments of State, Defense, Justice, Energy, Treasury, Transportation and Homeland Security. Others came from House or Senate computer networks.
"The AP is not naming the government subscribers it found because they are not elected officials or accused of a crime.
"Hackers this week released detailed records on millions of people registered with the website one month after the break-in at Ashley Madison's parent company, Toronto-based Avid Life Media Inc. The website - whose slogan is, 'Life is short. Have an affair' - is marketed to facilitate extra-marital affairs."
Read more: http://www.jsonline.com/news/usandworld/national/evidence-of-infidelities-spreads-online-in-wake-of-hack065953e72e9649e0bc6efb69b06295ed-322405831.html
I have to get elected to something or get a government job.. I wanna screw around on the net and get paid for it, too.
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The Associated PressHackers this week released detailed records on millions of people registered with the website one month after the break-in at Ashley Madison's parent company, Toronto-based Avid Life Media Inc. |
"WASHINGTON (AP) - Hundreds of U.S. government employees - including some with sensitive jobs in the White House, Congress and law enforcement agencies - used Internet connections in their federal offices to access and pay membership fees to the cheating website Ashley Madison, The Associated Press has learned.
"The AP traced many of the accounts exposed by hackers back to federal workers. They included at least two assistant U.S. attorneys; an information technology administrator in the Executive Office of the President; a division chief, an investigator and a trial attorney in the Justice Department; a government hacker at the Homeland Security Department and another DHS employee who indicated he worked on a U.S. counterterrorism response team.
"Few actually paid for their services with their government email accounts. But AP traced their government Internet connections - logged by the website over five years - and reviewed their credit-card transactions to identify them. They included workers at more than two dozen Obama administration agencies, including the departments of State, Defense, Justice, Energy, Treasury, Transportation and Homeland Security. Others came from House or Senate computer networks.
"The AP is not naming the government subscribers it found because they are not elected officials or accused of a crime.
"Hackers this week released detailed records on millions of people registered with the website one month after the break-in at Ashley Madison's parent company, Toronto-based Avid Life Media Inc. The website - whose slogan is, 'Life is short. Have an affair' - is marketed to facilitate extra-marital affairs."
Read more: http://www.jsonline.com/news/usandworld/national/evidence-of-infidelities-spreads-online-in-wake-of-hack065953e72e9649e0bc6efb69b06295ed-322405831.html
I have to get elected to something or get a government job.. I wanna screw around on the net and get paid for it, too.
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
"Talgo to keep trains, get $10 million more in settlement"
From JSOnline:
"Madison — Wisconsin taxpayers will end up paying $9.7 million more for two state of the art train sets — for a total of roughly $50 million — but leave the trains with their Spanish manufacturer, under the settlement of a nearly three-year-old lawsuit.
"The settlement, which still needs to be approved in court, ends a political saga going back half a decade.
"The bizarre and expensive outcome for Wisconsin — paying for a product but not keeping it or ever using it — reflects the depth of the political disagreement in which Democratic Gov. Jim Doyle signed, and then GOP presidential candidate and Gov. Scott Walker nixed, a no-bid contract with Talgo Inc. for trains from Madison to Milwaukee and then on to Chicago
"The manufacturer ended up suing Walker and Transportation Secretary Mark Gottlieb seeking a clean title to the trains — and also sought an additional $10 million as a final payment on them — and has reached a settlement that largely achieves that, said Lester Pines, an attorney for Talgo. If the manufacturer is able to sell the trains, it will return 30% of the net proceeds of the sale, up to a limit of $9.7 million, to Wisconsin.
"Spokespersons for the Walker administration and the state Department of Justice did not respond to requests for comment late Wednesday. But Pines confirmed details of the settlement and provided a copy of a stipulation in the case that was signed Wednesday by both sides and that will be filed in Dane County Circuit Court Thursday."
Read more: http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/talgo-to-keep-trains-get-10-million-more-in-settlement-b99560687z1-322348321.html
The taxpayers take it in the ass again. No money for basics, but plenty of $ for the fat cats. They just cost us $10 million. Will anyone do anything about it? Hell, no. We are the sheeple. The pigs know we won't do anything, so they just keep thieving from us.
"...two state of the art train sets — for a total of roughly $50 million..." That's what we paid, $50 million for trains we'll never use or even see. That, my friends, is insanity.
"Madison — Wisconsin taxpayers will end up paying $9.7 million more for two state of the art train sets — for a total of roughly $50 million — but leave the trains with their Spanish manufacturer, under the settlement of a nearly three-year-old lawsuit.
"The settlement, which still needs to be approved in court, ends a political saga going back half a decade.
"The bizarre and expensive outcome for Wisconsin — paying for a product but not keeping it or ever using it — reflects the depth of the political disagreement in which Democratic Gov. Jim Doyle signed, and then GOP presidential candidate and Gov. Scott Walker nixed, a no-bid contract with Talgo Inc. for trains from Madison to Milwaukee and then on to Chicago
"The manufacturer ended up suing Walker and Transportation Secretary Mark Gottlieb seeking a clean title to the trains — and also sought an additional $10 million as a final payment on them — and has reached a settlement that largely achieves that, said Lester Pines, an attorney for Talgo. If the manufacturer is able to sell the trains, it will return 30% of the net proceeds of the sale, up to a limit of $9.7 million, to Wisconsin.
"Spokespersons for the Walker administration and the state Department of Justice did not respond to requests for comment late Wednesday. But Pines confirmed details of the settlement and provided a copy of a stipulation in the case that was signed Wednesday by both sides and that will be filed in Dane County Circuit Court Thursday."
Read more: http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/talgo-to-keep-trains-get-10-million-more-in-settlement-b99560687z1-322348321.html
The taxpayers take it in the ass again. No money for basics, but plenty of $ for the fat cats. They just cost us $10 million. Will anyone do anything about it? Hell, no. We are the sheeple. The pigs know we won't do anything, so they just keep thieving from us.
"...two state of the art train sets — for a total of roughly $50 million..." That's what we paid, $50 million for trains we'll never use or even see. That, my friends, is insanity.
"This explains a lot"
From The Lonely Libertarian :
That's right. Dogs are angels. Cats, too, and lizards and whatever other pets we have.
"Russia probes 'selfie with dead' online community"
"Moscow (AFP) - Russia is
investigating an online community that urges members to post selfies
with dead people and even offers cash prizes for the best shot, police
told AFP on Monday.
"A police
spokesman in the northern city of Syktyvkar told AFP they have opened an
investigation into a community called 'Selfie with the Deceased' on
popular Russian social networking site VK.
"The
community's administrators pledge to pay between 1,000 and 5,000 rubles
($15-$76) for the best selfie with a corpse. They say the selfie-taker
should be smiling because the deceased 'has gone to a better place.'
"The community's page is filled with photographs of people posing alongside dead bodies at funeral homes."
Humans are crazy.
Hollywood has moved
Like so many corporations, Hollywood has moved overseas where labor rates are lower. To the left is the new Clint Eastwood, accompanied by the new Al Pacino.
Dear Madame Zoltar
Hello, my delightful friends! How are you?
The heat of the last week has wilted me, but on Tuesday evening as I
write this, it’s in the 70’s with a cool breeze and more summer thunderstorms
headed our way. We can use the water,
but not the lightning strikes that knock out power. Today, Wednesday, is supposed to be even
cooler. That’s fine with me. It’s always more difficult to get things done
when it’s hot and humid. I just fade from
the heat.
Our mighty Green Bay Packers didn’t fade in their preseason
game with the New England Cheaters, I mean, Patriots. (Is it Patriotic to cheat?) Our next victims are the Pittsburgh Steelers
on Sunday, Aug. 23, at noon. The glorious Packers will defeat them, too.
Locally, the City of Racine
continues to gouge residents in any way possible. They have to take in a lot of money to fight
the dozen or so lawsuits against them.
Now they want to increase “fees” on recycling carts after promising us
that they’d be free by now. People are
really beginning to get fed up with the BS that Mr. Mayor spews. STOP lying to us! The opposition is here. It might take another lie or incident to coalesce
us, but we’re fighting back the lies with the truth. When the right organizer appears, we’ll take
back our city from the liars and thieves and cheats. I placed the dreaded Zoltar Curse™ on Mr.
Lying Mayor. He just sinks deeper and
deeper into the muck of his lies. If
we’re lucky, he’ll drown in it.
Of course, the Journal Times joins Mr. Mayor to rub our
faces in their lies. Hey, JT, think
you’re immune from lawsuits? I know of
one that seeks to destroy the JT and damage Lee Enterprises. Just keep lying to us . . .
OK, that’s enough bile.
I’m in a bad mood, but I shouldn’t let it spill over into my blog. It’s just difficult to stand by and do
nothing as criminals ruin our city.
Here’s an endorsement: Smoke’d on the Water, the boat launch
concession stand, is great. Mr. Caleb
Robinson serves up his delicious goodies like always. The view by the lake is wonderful and the
temps are usually cooler. You can sit
outdoors and chat with friends while eating tasty treats. He also serves beer if that’s your
style. Great prices and local beauty – I
love it.
Junior and I visited Smoke’d on the Water last week. I had to have a Chicago
dog because Mr. OrbsCorbs raves and raves about them. Junior had, I think, a double-order of cheese
fries and God-knows-what-else. The Chicago
dog was delicious. Junior approved of
his food, too, by belching loudly. That
boy!
The weather has cooled and I’m feeling a little drowsy. I think I’ll end this blog right here.
Thank you for reading my blog today. I love all of my readers. Someday we’ll have a huge orgy.
Have a problem? Ask MadameZoltar@jtirregulars.com
Enjoy the summer weather, friends. I hate to think that we’re already in mid-August. Soon enough, the s-word will reappear. But that’s months off, isn’t it?
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
"30 years for repeated sexual assault of child"
From The Journal Times.com:
"RACINE — A Racine man who fled the state after he was accused of molesting a child will spend three decades behind bars."
Read more: http://journaltimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/years-for-repeated-sexual-assault-of-child/article_455ea80d-f53c-5c0c-bbb9-9339244db29e.html
Motherf*cker deserves a bullet in the brain, not 30 years on the taxpayers' dime.
"RACINE — A Racine man who fled the state after he was accused of molesting a child will spend three decades behind bars."
Read more: http://journaltimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/years-for-repeated-sexual-assault-of-child/article_455ea80d-f53c-5c0c-bbb9-9339244db29e.html
Motherf*cker deserves a bullet in the brain, not 30 years on the taxpayers' dime.
Monday, August 17, 2015
"Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Televangelists (HBO)"
Don't you go ripping on my favorite televangelist, Robert Tilton. He speaks in tongues. I don't know whose.
"City alderman, citing national news, asks about police use of force policy"
From The Journal Times.com:
"RACINE — Alderman
Terry McCarthy is asking Police Chief Art Howell to give him and his
fellow City Council members a review on the department’s policy
regarding use of force.
"McCarthy said the request to have Howell speak on the issue before the Committee of the Whole doesn’t stem from complaints he’s received about local policing. He simply wants the city to avoid the allegations of excessive force that have rocked communities elsewhere in the state and country.
"'If anything were to happen in Racine, we should know how the Police Department would react,' McCarthy said. 'If we have any concerns about that, this would be our chance to influence the policy, etc., maybe ahead of time.
"'Every month there is something on the radio: the unnecessary use or force here, the unnecessary use of force there. I want to make sure we are prepared from a policy perspective, and procedural perspective. I want to know the chief’s thoughts on it and what he thinks makes sense.'
"McCarthy said he wanted to make sure that in the event an incident occurred in which force was used, the City Council didn’t learn there was 'official accepted policy' in place that they didn’t know about that didn’t make sense to them.
"'I don’t want to be complaining afterwards. I want to be understanding ahead of time,' he said."
Read more: http://journaltimes.com/news/local/city-alderman-citing-national-news-asks-about-police-use-of/article_79635660-91b4-5d43-a8dd-6313d591c3e4.html
I just sent an email that states police are "damned if they do, and damned if they don't." The worst case scenario is our officers second-guessing themselves at the moment of interaction with a possible criminal.
"McCarthy said the request to have Howell speak on the issue before the Committee of the Whole doesn’t stem from complaints he’s received about local policing. He simply wants the city to avoid the allegations of excessive force that have rocked communities elsewhere in the state and country.
"'If anything were to happen in Racine, we should know how the Police Department would react,' McCarthy said. 'If we have any concerns about that, this would be our chance to influence the policy, etc., maybe ahead of time.
"'Every month there is something on the radio: the unnecessary use or force here, the unnecessary use of force there. I want to make sure we are prepared from a policy perspective, and procedural perspective. I want to know the chief’s thoughts on it and what he thinks makes sense.'
"McCarthy said he wanted to make sure that in the event an incident occurred in which force was used, the City Council didn’t learn there was 'official accepted policy' in place that they didn’t know about that didn’t make sense to them.
"'I don’t want to be complaining afterwards. I want to be understanding ahead of time,' he said."
Read more: http://journaltimes.com/news/local/city-alderman-citing-national-news-asks-about-police-use-of/article_79635660-91b4-5d43-a8dd-6313d591c3e4.html
I just sent an email that states police are "damned if they do, and damned if they don't." The worst case scenario is our officers second-guessing themselves at the moment of interaction with a possible criminal.
Phone Scammers
Sunday, August 16, 2015
Saturday, August 15, 2015
Friday, August 14, 2015
"Man accused of sending 100 threatening texts in one day"
From The Journal Times.com:
"RACINE — Ramone Jones did not allegedly reach out to a victim he was ordered not to contact once or twice.
"Rather, the victim estimates Jones sent her more than 100 threatening texts in one day, according to a criminal complaint.
"Jones, 38, of Racine, was charged with felony bail jumping, stalking and felony intimidation of a witness days after he appeared in Racine County Circuit on Tuesday for numerous crimes against the same victim, the complaint said.
"Jones had threatened the victim before he was charged in court Tuesday, previously stating he would put 'heat up to her head,' slang for holding a gun up to her head, the complaint said.
"The threatening texts restarted on Wednesday, adding up to more than 100 texts after he bonded out of jail, according to the complaint.
"Almost every text sent to the victim accused her of being with another man and detailed that the victim could not escape Jones, the complaint said."
Read more: http://journaltimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/man-accused-of-sending-threatening-texts-in-one-day/article_5293c83f-d715-5148-b800-a56ed9f91680.html
100 threatening texts in a day? It must be true love.
"RACINE — Ramone Jones did not allegedly reach out to a victim he was ordered not to contact once or twice.
"Rather, the victim estimates Jones sent her more than 100 threatening texts in one day, according to a criminal complaint.
"Jones, 38, of Racine, was charged with felony bail jumping, stalking and felony intimidation of a witness days after he appeared in Racine County Circuit on Tuesday for numerous crimes against the same victim, the complaint said.
"Jones had threatened the victim before he was charged in court Tuesday, previously stating he would put 'heat up to her head,' slang for holding a gun up to her head, the complaint said.
"The threatening texts restarted on Wednesday, adding up to more than 100 texts after he bonded out of jail, according to the complaint.
"Almost every text sent to the victim accused her of being with another man and detailed that the victim could not escape Jones, the complaint said."
Read more: http://journaltimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/man-accused-of-sending-threatening-texts-in-one-day/article_5293c83f-d715-5148-b800-a56ed9f91680.html
100 threatening texts in a day? It must be true love.
"Huge Hip Hop event happening in downtown Racine"
From Racine Community Media::
Huge Hip Hop event happening in downtown Racine @ Smoked On The Water restaurant and concession stand on the lake from 4pm-10pm this Saturday, August 15th.
Read more: http://racinecommunitymedia.tumblr.com/post/126707436453/huge-hip-hop-event-happening-in-downtown-racine
Four for Fridays
Hello everyone and welcome back! It has been a very hectic week (and all know why) for me. Therefore I'll make this short and sweet.
1) Would you ever wear a fur coat?
2) Would you appear on a reality show?
3) Would you appear on a game show?
4) Are you afraid of needles?
Enjoy your weekend!
1) Would you ever wear a fur coat?
2) Would you appear on a reality show?
3) Would you appear on a game show?
4) Are you afraid of needles?
Enjoy your weekend!
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Perseids in Hawaii
Been busy and traveling...IAU meeting in Hawaii and now taking a few days on Maui. Went up Haleakala last night for the Perseids. Fought some clouds but found some clear skies. They put on a good show. I have lots of pics to go through, but here is the first one I found. Enjoy!
"Explicit presentation gets motivational speaker barred from speaking to inmates"
From JSOnline:
"Ex-cop says impromptu attempt at comedy overshadowed her positive message"
By of the Journal Sentinel
"A former Racine police officer who touts herself as a nationally renowned motivational speaker has been barred from appearing at state correctional facilities after one of her presentations included a demonstration of a lap dance and a joke that the female inmates could make a living as prostitutes
"The speaker, Julia Witherspoon, says part of her March 13 talk at the Robert E. Ellsworth Correctional Center in Union Grove was an impromptu comedy routine. Some inmates say they were shocked and disgusted by the sexually explicit presentation. Witherspoon visited the minimum-security facility after receiving a donation from an inmate-led fundraiser.
"A group of inmates raised a few hundred dollars for Cops 'N Kids Reading Center, a nonprofit organization founded and run by Witherspoon that describes itself as an organization dedicated to getting books in the hands of children.
"After receiving the donation, Witherspoon offered to speak at the correctional center, where she was promoted as a motivational speaker, according to the Wisconsin Department of Corrections. More than 100 people attended the presentation, which was mandatory for inmates in a program meant to help participants recover from drug addiction.
"Before the presentation started, Witherspoon said she got permission from a correctional center official to tell jokes that included cursing, and told the inmates the speech would have some vulgarities in it. After the jokes, Witherspoon said she delivered a more conventional motivational speech, encouraging inmates to stay positive about their futures.
"Several former inmates told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that Witherspoon started off with a slew of sexually explicit jokes some detailing preferred sexual positions.
"Inmates said the event became particularly outrageous when Witherspoon approached one of the correctional center's older teachers and demonstrated a lap dance on him while explaining with explicit language how she would have sex with him and a security officer."
Read more: http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/explicit-presentation-gets-motivational-speaker-barred-from-speaking-to-inmates-b99552530z1-321755431.html
Edit: Julia Witherspoon started the Cops 'n Kids program in Racine.
"Ex-cop says impromptu attempt at comedy overshadowed her positive message"
By of the Journal Sentinel
"A former Racine police officer who touts herself as a nationally renowned motivational speaker has been barred from appearing at state correctional facilities after one of her presentations included a demonstration of a lap dance and a joke that the female inmates could make a living as prostitutes
"The speaker, Julia Witherspoon, says part of her March 13 talk at the Robert E. Ellsworth Correctional Center in Union Grove was an impromptu comedy routine. Some inmates say they were shocked and disgusted by the sexually explicit presentation. Witherspoon visited the minimum-security facility after receiving a donation from an inmate-led fundraiser.
"A group of inmates raised a few hundred dollars for Cops 'N Kids Reading Center, a nonprofit organization founded and run by Witherspoon that describes itself as an organization dedicated to getting books in the hands of children.
"After receiving the donation, Witherspoon offered to speak at the correctional center, where she was promoted as a motivational speaker, according to the Wisconsin Department of Corrections. More than 100 people attended the presentation, which was mandatory for inmates in a program meant to help participants recover from drug addiction.
"Before the presentation started, Witherspoon said she got permission from a correctional center official to tell jokes that included cursing, and told the inmates the speech would have some vulgarities in it. After the jokes, Witherspoon said she delivered a more conventional motivational speech, encouraging inmates to stay positive about their futures.
"Several former inmates told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that Witherspoon started off with a slew of sexually explicit jokes some detailing preferred sexual positions.
"Inmates said the event became particularly outrageous when Witherspoon approached one of the correctional center's older teachers and demonstrated a lap dance on him while explaining with explicit language how she would have sex with him and a security officer."
Read more: http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/explicit-presentation-gets-motivational-speaker-barred-from-speaking-to-inmates-b99552530z1-321755431.html
Edit: Julia Witherspoon started the Cops 'n Kids program in Racine.
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Dear Madame Zoltar
Hello, my odds and ends!
How are you? I love this
weather. Someone must’ve slipped Mother
Nature a Quaalude. Thanks, whoever you
are. These are the golden days of
summer. Grab what fun you can.
I’m totally freaked by Packer talk. I haven’t kept up. Their first preseason game is tomorrow night
against the deflatable New England Patriots, current reigning Super Bowl
Champs. You never know who or what
you’ll see in a preseason game. It might
be a real snore or a big roar. 6:30 PM at Gillette Stadium on TMJ4 TV.
Junior is conflicted over returning to school: he hates
schoolwork, but loves all the girls in school.
He’s a B+ average guy. His
teachers’ tell me he could do better by applying himself more to his
schoolwork. I think every teacher in the
world has used that one a few thousand times.
Remember when your hormones were raging?
How much did that make you feel like “applying yourself” to your
schoolwork?
Señor Zanza’s thinking of starting a volunteer club of
people to patrol nearby parking lots on hot days, looking for children or pets sweltering
in the heat. He’s also thinking of
applying for a grant to pay for some sort of conveyances for volunteers to
use. Maybe golf carts or Segways. I don’t know why, but I always feel like I’m being
judged by people who use Segways. Then
there’s DRC’s “Ambassadors” riding around on Segways to keep the riff-raff out
of downtown. Certainly anyone can
volunteer to check lots for baking babies.
A bicycle would work, too. AND SO
WOULD THE BOOM CARS! When they patrol
the lot, everyone would wake up. Or they
could turn up the volume even more and shatter everyone’s glass.
Can we talk? I hate
those cars. I wish there was some kind
of device like cell phone jammers that could turn off the boom cars from a
distance. There’s a few in my
neighborhood and everything starts rattling when they drive by. I just don’t get it. Like the pants half-off trend. WTF?
Why would you want to walk around with your underwear partially
showing? Things get nuttier every day.
“Los Angeles
dumps 96 million plastic balls into a reservoir:”
Maybe we should fill Lake Michigan with balls. Then we could walk across the lake every winter.
Thank you all for reading my blog today. I appreciate that your time is valuable and I
appreciate that you spend some of it here.
What else can you do with balls? Ask MadameZoltar@jtirregulars.com
Enjoy the weather.
Play nice with others. Don’t
forget to thank God everyday. I love
you.
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Tender Heart Bear Surgery Successful
THB called me to say that her surgery went well and she should be going home tomorrow, Wednesday. She's already walking around. Get well THB!
Check Your Contractor's Reputation Before You Hire Him/Her
Who knows? Maybe that's the way that wanted it. Yeah, right.
Monday, August 10, 2015
Sunday, August 9, 2015
"Take an incredible aerial ride over downtown Racine."
From Racine Community Media:
That got me going to their homesite: https://vimeo.com/burlington
If you have a chance, check them out.
That got me going to their homesite: https://vimeo.com/burlington
If you have a chance, check them out.
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