Monday, January 26, 2009

Lingerie Bowl Cancelled

The Lingerie Bowl has been held around the Super Bowl for several years now featuring women in lingerie playing touch football. Sadly, this year's edition has been canceled due to the fact that they did not want to play it in front of people at the Caliente Nudist Resort in Florida. Yes, women in lingerie do not want to be around nude people.

Insert your own joke here.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I will be glad to go down and officiate the game!

OrbsCorbs said...

"'The league will not place our fans, players, staff nor partners in a less then comfortable environment that would ultimately jeopardize the mainstream perception and reputation of the brand that so many have worked diligently over these past five years to build,' the league's Stephon McMillen said."

People in business actually speak like that. He's talking about women who play touch football in their underwear for the titillation of an audience. Yeah, they need to worry about their reputation.

Bailers said...

I hear they were looking for a place to let it all hang out.

Unknown said...

I'm sad I won't get to play this year........I was to be the starting quarter back this season!I had a great out fit too! :(

hale-bopp said...

Well, you can always post a blog with pics, Abby :)

(You can slap me at your leisure!)

OrbsCorbs said...

Why not make everyone happy and have nudists play in front of people in lingerie? You should see me in my pink teddy.