Hello, my eloquent elves!
How are you? There definitely is
a chill in the air. Autumn
approaches. It’s supposed to be warm for
the next couple of days, but the shortening days and cold nights belie the
truth. When I was younger, I enjoyed
autumn. The beautiful colors of leaves
enchanted me. I relished the fall
holidays. However, those days are no
more. I hate to be a Debby Downer, but
the truth is that autumn now signifies the coming cold of winter to me. Oh my.
I’ve watched others head for Florida
or Arizona for decades. I didn’t understand the attraction. Now I do.
If I moved, I’d miss my Racine
family and friends so much. But my
aching bones would thank me. Oh well,
I’ll just take another sip of Madame Zoltar’s® Magic Tonic™ to keep me warm.
Hip, hip, hurray!
Hip, hip, hurray! Hip, hip,
hurray! Our sublime, superb, and sumptuous Green Bay Packers decidedly defeated
the Washington Redskins last Sunday. The
balance of nature has been restored.
This coming Sunday, our radiant and resplendent Packers meet the
Cincinnati Bengals in Cincinnati. The game starts at noon. May the
Packers slaughter and skin the Bengals.
I’d love to have a tiger skin throw rug.

At right are the scores from last week’s games in the
Irregulars Football League.
The Fighting
Mongrels are in first place, my Screaming Psychics are in second place, and Mr.
OrbsCorbs’ Orbliterators are in third, but the season is very young.
Speaking of Mr. OrbsCorbs, he sent me an email the other
day. Here’s his message:
Dear Madame Zoltar,
I suddenly realized something tonight that has me
spooked. My mother died on December
20. Exactly three months later, on March
20, my sister died. On June 19, my
doctor told me to go to the Emergency Room or I’d be dead the next day, June 20,
exactly three months after my sister died.
I went to the hospital and I’m still recovering. Now September 20 is fast approaching. That’s exactly three months after my
hospitalization. What the hell should I
expect?
Sincerely and respectfully,
OrbsCorbs
Oh my, Mr. OrbsCorbs, that’s intimidating, but I assure you
that it’s simply coincidence. I foresee
nothing ominous for you on that day. You
don’t need superstition when you have psychic science on your side. Try to ease
your mind and relax a little. Want some
Magic Tonic™?
Finally, some words on the Washington Naval Yard mass
shooting: Oh my God.
Thank you for reading my blog this week. I enjoy visitors of all size, shape and
species. It’s nice to feel loved. Thank you so much.
There’s still plenty of sunshine and fun left in this year. Get out and enjoy it. For once the snow flies and the fingers
freeze, it’ll be too late. I love you
all. Ecphonesis!