Sunday, December 15, 2019

Party on the (nonexistent) Cory Mason/John Dickert Memorial Promenade

Dear City of Ratcine Alderpersons,

Please join me in being a part of Party on the Promenade - at Water Street
(1 block north of City Hall) Between Marquette and Center.

You'll know me because I have long blonde hair - and usually ride a
Red Motobecane bicycle - weather dependent -

Why: To celebrate the completion (or not)
of the DNR Knowles-Nelson Grants opening public access to the Root
River corridor including bike paths, walkway, promenade and kayak
launch area access to the Root River.

Time: 11AM - 1PM

It is a Saturday - so why not?

Opening show
starts with a BANG !
Cory "Coryuption Mason effigy sliding down a dance pole to the
awaiting Masonettes
(Amy C., Rebecca M., Elaine E., Nicole L. & Patricia H.)
Music by Laura Nyro
Flim Flam Man

Followed by the marching in of the effigies, complete with a
Funeral Dirge and presenting the effigies for
public inspection.

Featured entertainment includes:
The Masonettes
Effigy displays
Mock Trial and Judgement of the effigies
BYOE (Bring your own Effigy)

Informational displays about:
John "Honest John" Dickert
Cory "Coryuption" Mason
Scott "Fast &Loose" Letteney
Robert "Kangaroo Kourt" Weber
Eugene "Gagthebitch"Gasiorkiewicz
Lisa "Legal Whore" Neubauer
Chris "Haggard" Schmaling
Patricia "NO Rights" Hanson
Machinery Row
Knowles-Nelson Grant

Link: like fun to me.Be there - or be square.


Tim & Cindy

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